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>>36732844
>thin waist, nice ass

Pics or GTFO

no one who thinks they're 8/10 actually is 8/10.

only asian women are cute and white women are uggos.

>>36732844

pics or just a guy pretending to be a girl to solicit anger on anime imageboard

>>36732836
You'll never know, FROGLET.

I put vanilla extract in a little spray bottle.

No they don't

Had sex with a fembot today AMA

old fashion ritual
the figure is the fetish in traditional sense of term
steep a fetish in "milk" for enhancing spirit connection between "milk source" and conceptual spirit realm
a shaman would typical have up to five such at a time

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>>36732724
I don't think that's milk...

>>36732800
What? Milk source? Why would a cow need to be connected to the spirit realm? And if all of this is for the cow's benefit, what's the point of the figurine anyway? What inherent magical traits does this anime figurine hold?

>>36732812
What?

do drugs
take a warm shower/bath together
lick her butthole

Insemination to tie her down to you

Probably blow it.

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>>36732605
Stop it NEET I just got told I have to work overtime on Thursday
i-its for the best

Not really, nightshift so I am shitposting here.

>>36732605
Finally have interview tomorrow. Ready to abandon neet life
just kidding, never ready. But if I don't get a job before Christmas I'm getting kicked out of the house

Wanna fuck? Thats it. If it doesnt work. Try the next one.

>>36732654
Thank you for the tip, Chad.

Go on a date with them. If the date goes well ask them if they want come back to your place to watch a movie or something.

>>36732593
This is true.
>tfw only had sex with one black girl and she wasn't very dark and didnt even have a thic ass.
It was still cool though I feel like I didn't get the full experience.

>>36732593
>"why are you so racist"
>"by racist I mean don't prefer black people and hate every other race"

for the record, I'm white and I do like asians.

>>36732593
t. black roastie

nah, it's a great way to stay in shape desudesu

If you want to absolutely ruin your teeth and also increase your risk of throat cancer exponentially then it's probably okay.

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I do that but I'm a teenage girl

D12 World was alright

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>>36732541
I'm a criminal
An animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the word
My morals went, when the president got oral
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blond-haired
And my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him

PREACHER PREACHER
FIFTH GRADE TEACHER

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https://steamcommunity.com/id/silIy

friends are nice

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bumpy bumpy bumpy bump

I miss the old nipposter, straight from the depression nipposter
No friends at all nipposter, set on his feels nipposter
I hate the new nipposter, the dudeweedlmao nippposter
The always talking about drugs nipposter, smoking all the time nipposter
I miss the suicidal nipposter, lost in the mind nipposter
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet nipposter
See, I invented nipposter, there were no nipposters
And now I look and look around and theres so many nipposters
I used to love nipposter, I used to love nipposter
I even saved a couple pictures and thought I was nipposter
What if nipposter made shitposts like old nipposter that would be so nipposter
That's all it was nipposter, we still love nipposter
And I love you like nipposter loves nipposter

nobody?

origami

>>36732483
do it anon. I tried to join the AF at 25, but was medically DQ'd. If you don't have any medical conditions, don't have a criminal record, etc, I highly recommend it. Use it as a stepping stone, and maybe if you really like it, do 20 years.

if you develop a mental illness while in basic training, the military will pay you for life

>>36732470
By actually raping her instead

>>36732581
>By actually raping her instead
Anyway we can ruin her life while not doing anything illegal?

>>36732875
doxx, character assassination, the usual. gonna take some dedicated autists to pull off. r9k is too low energy for tbis. take it to pol or b for traction

> vienna sausages
hell yeah, my guy. god-tier snack. Don't care if a single can contains octillions of milligrams of sodium.

My bed is just a mattress on the floor, so nothing. What are you, super rich or something?

>>36732452
Beneath my shelf lies a handmade shelf from my uncle. Don't know where to put it

>>36732374
screen cap it you fucking faggot.

Nothing wrong with that thread. She's a loyal girl who got burned, not a roastie.

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>>36732394
somethingf something original very original blablalbla heeres ur screen cap

Why don't we kill all people at birth. They will never contribute anything, because there is nothing that needs to be done.

>>36732312
Retardness would be a lot more rare if there was not an evolutionary reason for it. What the advantages of it are, I do not know.

>>36732477
Aren't some retarded people physically stronger than other people?