MENTALLY ILL FROM AMITYVILLE (HE'LL) ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR

D12 World was alright

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>>36732541
I'm a criminal
An animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the word
My morals went, when the president got oral
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blond-haired
And my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him

PREACHER PREACHER
FIFTH GRADE TEACHER

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>>36732967
YOU CANT REACH ME MY MOM CANT EITHER YOU CANT TEACH ME A GODDAMN THING CUS I WATCH TV AND COMCAST CABLE
YOU CANT STOP ME FROM TOPPIN THESE CHARTS WITH NEW CD OUT FOR THESE FUCKIN RETARDS
HURDUR

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>>36732967
AND JUST THINK ITS JUST LIL OLD ME MR. DONT GIVE A FUCK STILL WONT LEAVE

>If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass

BITCH I WARNED Y'ALL DIDN'T I?
NOW EVERYONE WANNA TALK SHIT AND CRY ASKING WHY
TWO GEEKS PICKED UP GUNS AND TURNED MURDEROUS
ALL OF Y'ALL ARE BENEATH ME YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
TWO NERDY KIDS IS THAT A CRIME?
WHY DO I GOTTA BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS TO WALK BY
WITHOUT BEING TRIPPED THROWN DOWN ON THE GROUND AND KICKED
INSULTING ME FOR NO REASON I WAS TREATED LIKE SHIT
THE TEACHERS LET IT HAPPEN
I EVEN SEEN SOME OF THEM TEACHERS LAUGHING
THAT'S WHY I HAD A SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN I STARTED BLASTING

I (unironicly) like Eminem still. He's like a 45 year old man who's every song is just foaming at mouth anger and screeching about kicking handicapped people out of wheelchairs and stuff.

He would fit in well here. Well, till someone pissed him off after 5 minutes

THEY CALL ME SLIM SHADY I'M BACK (I'M BACK) I'M BACK (I'M BACK)