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>>36863710
You are never the only guy women talk to. They always have a stable of resourceful orbiters to provide them with fun, entertaining content.

That awesome band that she told you about and got you into? Yeah, Chad hyped them up to her after cumming deep into her cunningham. Enjoy being a cultural eskimobro.

>>36863738
>You are never the only guy women talk to

Sure, but it still doesn't really answer the question.

>>36863710
too many Chad texts. They can't talk about how they want their pussy raped if they're talking to you about your beta shit. They just keep you out there because all attention is good.

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>>36863700

Something like this

>mfw

>>36863700
Eww anglo chin
no thx

>>36863700

10/10 would fug in 2 years.

She will look like trash by 21 though. Actually sad, when you think about it.

>>>desolate cesspool
explain

>>36863678
One word: Ottawa.

Thank god I'm a dual citizen. Moving south soon.

>>36863743
Did you apply to Shopify? I hear they're always hiring if you're a nu-or-fe-male

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> you have the ethics to contribute to society
> depression- your mental illness prevents you from working
> you shoud get help

Wagecuck life aint that shit tho. To be honest being a sane slave is better than being a depressed neet. Just get a job and you it will become ez

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>>36863630
>Want to continue the NEET life eternally
>Need finances to pay for rent/food/vidya etc

Life is hell.

coffee with milk masterrace here
no cream or sugar
sometimes I go without milk but my stomach acid usually burns a hole in my intestines

>>36863556
I like you anon, I wish we could be friends or something.

I was JUST thinking about making a thread like this, mere minutes ago!

Except the way I was going to do it was like, "Who else is enjoying the BBC this morning"?

You know, Big Black Coffee.

Who says I try to be normal, ever since a man named Adolfo touched me, I changed to blackened potato

Because I can't enjoy my autism for what it is unless I am putting my mind to work on a difficult problem. I can collect neetbux and do exactly like you said. I have done just that for so many years. But I want a wife. I want children. I want a car and I want new carpet in my house. So I am putting in extra effort. I have a job that requires me to talk to people despite my social anxiety. I've already gone so much further in life than most of the people on this board and I frequently get reeeeeed at. Doesn't hurt my feelings. It's just a reminder of what I used to be and still could be if I didn't get my ass out of bed in the morning.

>>36863517
Because I have a moral duty to perfect myself in order to accomplish noble and righteous goals, goals which I will never accomplish if I'm complacent. If I cling to aspects of my own sperg because I've attached ego and identity to them, and in doing so refuse to grow and change as a person, then my weakness and stagnation amount to sin.

Moreover, cringe is unpleasant and I don't want to make other people feel it.

-literal autist

bump for suggestions, we have to do something about this tremendous waste
they are drinking our water and breathing our air!

Why do you keep making these threads? Even though you are an ugly lanklet, it's not impossible for you to lose your virginity. A 2/10 landwhale might settle for you if you get her drunk.

>>36863508
We need wage subsidies because we get promoted less than taller men.

>>36864071
Height is extremely important for women. Any lanklet that gets /fit/ will have girls crawling all over him.

unless she carries a measuring tape on her at all times i think you're fine bud

>>36863440
She literally won't notice the difference. If anything, it'd be a relief because big dicks are painful. Real women aren't size queen monsters, 6.5 is more than adequate.

>>36863440
>told her it was 7.25"
Why would you even mention this in conversation?

>>36863437
>implying green-lipped pepe and red-lipped pepe are the same entity

>>36863437
I think Wojak would. Because at some point Pepe is still his friend. But he's such a shut in her probably wouldn't socialise much. I feel like he'd show up, but he'd be in the background and maybe too nervous to speak at Pepe's death.

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>>36863437
Stay mad furie boi

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Do you want to top or bottom?

>>36863469
uh b-bottom
source?

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>>36863419
>d-does fapping to gay porn make me gay?
Yes anon

What's up Perkins Bednarz do you have any Peyton Peyton you're my bro Mantz did pack mail hack hackers #BossLife

>>36863396
What's life like in Russia Ivan

>>36863439
Like earth.
https://youtu.be/s2EX_IqY0gU?t=16m18s

>>36863384
Fuck off ducking wagecuck

>>36863384

NEETS BTFO LMFAO

>>36863384
Well congrats on the chump change bro it's amazing 60 7K my God 60 grand what the fuck are you gonna do with that probably not baby Gotti that's for damn sure you can buy we got you for that much just fucking work for Lyft driver dude and being able

>>36863372
>rape
Or just magically disappear when she's scheduled to come over so you needn't try and entertain her. 13-year-olds can't easily be entertained in a traditional sense anyway.

Saw her your cock and ask her to touch it.

Stick your penis in her tight vagina.

>>36863307
*Satanic

Autocorrect typo

>>36863307
Why do so many people idolize Elliot Rodger?

>>36863357
Because they are idiots.

>has a device
>the device is connected to the Internet
>claims to be not helping society

Well, I have a final in 6 hours and I'm here.

>>36863237
Hahah, what an outrageous implication.

>>36863218
there's so much resistance it's unbearable someyknes. I feel like I subconsciously don't want myself to be happy or succeed in kife.