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>told her it was 7.25" >it's really 6.5"

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>told her it was 7.25"
>it's really 6.5"
>i'm actually gonna lose my virginity to her soon

i'm fucking stressing guys
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unless she carries a measuring tape on her at all times i think you're fine bud
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>>36863440
She literally won't notice the difference. If anything, it'd be a relief because big dicks are painful. Real women aren't size queen monsters, 6.5 is more than adequate.
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>>36863440
>told her it was 7.25"
Why would you even mention this in conversation?
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> told her im 7 inches
> actually 4.5

WAT DO?
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>>36863513
Your fucked


Good luck to op Tho
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>>36863513
Fuck her anyway. She'll probably be disappointed but hopefully she'll be good enough to let you bust her ass anyway. Next time, just joke about how small your dick is. I used to joke about being a virgin with girls, that just made them think I was fucking every woman walking.
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>>36863440
I'm 5.5

I had sex a few times, boasted about being big, was a real jackass and I even have a curve to it, along with severe phimosis.

Women don't fucking care, people on this board are just virgins.
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>>36863544
i got phimosis and im supposed to lose my virginity to my newly obtained girlfriend of two weeks. Is it gonna be a problem or what? i can pull my foreskin back but its kinda hard and it tries coming back.
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> told her I'm 16 inches
> actually 0.5 inches

EHLP!
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>>36863513
>I'm 4.5
>I don't fucking talk about it
>had sex with 3 women and no one seemed to care that much about it

get the fuck over yourselves
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>>36863605
Tell me more, anon. Please. I need this hope.
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>7.25

Why so specific? lol
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>>36863625
Well, I met 2 girls from 4chan and one IRL. My dick is barely 4.5. A little above average thickness, definitely below average length.

Just don't make it about sex. What I mean is, you need to form an emotional connection first. Don't get all "I'm gonna fuck you so good" before you've formed an emotional connection. Then, when it happens, you make out a lot first.

Touch her. Suck the breasts. Bite her neck. Learn what she likes when you go down.

Then put your dick in and she'll moan. I've had girls beg for a 4.5 inch dick. It's really about the connection.

You're never going to be chad slampigging his way around town--but you can still work your magic by playing to a different tune.

Basically: form emotional connections, genuinely enjoy the person, put dick in, collect sex.
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>>36863646
cause she was talking about this one teacher we have and how he prolly got a 7 so i felt the need to one up him LMAO
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>>36863585
If you are that far along then you have nothing to worry about.

You NEED to wear a condom and follow these steps if you want to be halfway competent though, practise beforehand, you don't want to fuck with this in the heat of the moment.

1. Open the condom first and place it in one hand
2. grab as much of your foreskin as you can and pull it forward
3. push everything you just grabbed to the VERY END of the condom
4. Insert your penis so it is very snug with a lot of headroom to pull back, because it WILL pull back and it WILL hurt.

If it comes loose then you can fake cum, DO NOT RISK going too hard and fast because IT WILL HURT MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE.
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>told her I'm 3 inches
>actually 7
what should I do guys? Am I fucked?
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You'll be fine
Good luck
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