My mom's friend is coming over later and she's bringing

>>36863372
>rape
Or just magically disappear when she's scheduled to come over so you needn't try and entertain her. 13-year-olds can't easily be entertained in a traditional sense anyway.

Saw her your cock and ask her to touch it.

Stick your penis in her tight vagina.

>>36863372
Ask your mom what you should do, and also why she thinks you're qualified for this role. If she was a little younger I'd say just play Wii or something, but she's probably not going to give a fuck about games.

>>36863372
Give her the Wi-Fi password and she'll happily browse Instagram etc

>>36863372
13 year olds are curious about alcohol. Get some vodka and she's yours. Talk about cool places you've been and about her family.
Don't forget to take her number so you can meet without her mother around

>>36863372
It's ok to date if she's cute and you're under 23

Show your mom this thread and ask her which of the responses she is a fan of

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>>36863372
Make her watch Apocalypse Now with you

Just tell your mum that you will molest this girl if she's allowed in your company

>>36863934
Why would he blow an opportunity?

Watch a movie, there are plenty of shows that suit both adults and little people as well

Lick her cunny until she pees herself.

>>36863372
You probably won't have to do anything she'll be busy talking to her friends and shit

You could just not be weird and let her chill in your room and ask her what kind of music she listens to and if you have speakers put some on.

or just ask her how school is going, what she's into ,etc.