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Whats the difference between a boy and a boi?
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>>36914937
who the fuck paints their room puke green?
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The same difference between a cock and a sissy clitty
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A boi is someone who a lot of people walk up to and try to touch their hand and say shit like, "yo thanks for getting me on that." Or, "good looks g." Also, "real talk you had me last night *inaudible ethnic screech laughter and dancing*"

How do you guys cope with lacking female contact?
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>>36914918
hd porn does the trick for me
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i bought a punching bag and everytime i get horny i fuck it up
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find girls alone, get nudes and sext them. it's working for now, but I just want a female best friend that I can cuddle and fuck

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i could really go for some sex right now yall
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Do you guys really find overweight women attractive? Is an american thing?
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>>36914860
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTPTPTPTPTTTTT
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>>36914860
SAGE THIS FAT SHIT!!!

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Anyone else obsessed with the idea of rape? I find the idea of taking a woman and forcing her to be incredible arousing. Any femanaons into the idea of being raped?

However I don't think I could ever rape anyone in real life and when I hear about women being raped it makes me angry.

Have you raped? Been raped? Would you rape?

>pic related
>just beat off to this rape scene
I didn't it when he hit her though. Would have preferred just rape.

Also please post any great rape scenes you know of

http://www.xvideos.com/video14016143/hardcore_brutal_forced_rapes_2_scenes
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>>36914859
rape is wrong but hot and I'd never do it.
the pained faces they make get me off though
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>>36914961
>the pained faces they make get me off though
Same as. I don't want to see the victim screaming or crying. Just that look of misery on their face.

I'm sick.
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>>36914859
>Have you raped? Been raped? Would you rape?
I've groped & grinded my dick on some drunk passed out chicks before, but that's as far as I've gone. Didn't think I could fuck them w/o them actually waking up. Too risky considering they were my sisters friends
Never been raped, and would never violently/force rape someone. Maybe if they were wasted, but even then Idk

At this point I only even think about it because I'm a virgin driven by hormones and porn. I just crave what I can't have.

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How do I achieve urienmode?
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>>36914736
Shoot like, a ton of Adam - and make sure your cunt adoptive son doesn't stab you over and over.
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>>36914736
3 steps:
1. K I L L
2. C R U S H
3. D E S T R O Y
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Urien's ending is the best.

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Are there any real losers left in this bitch?

I'm not talking about tfw no gf, no friends, wagecucks, brainlets, manlets

I'm talking about actual losers. The ones who realized you can't lose if you don't play, and never gave a fuck to try in life and fit in.

You know who you are. You could have it all if you just put in a little effort. Friends, a gf, a high gpa or a well paying job, good looks, a loving family. But for ever reason you don't try. You exchanged a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage.

As for me, watching what normies do just kinda makes me feel bad for them. Paying extra just to get a name on your clothes that's socially acceptable, having "fly" shoes or whatever, always worrying about your "snap" or "ig" or whatever they do now, listening to whatever rapper the media tells them is "cool" now, keeping up with all their slang, it all just seems pointless to be a normie. Sure, I'm kinda jealous that they get to have happy lives and are social, but the envy is no where near enough of a drive for me to want to play their game. I mean, who wants to spend their hard earned cash on a car that goes a little faster than everyone else's just to impress people, and get the same haircut and put on the same artificial smell as everyone else in hopes of impressing someone and pretending to be "friends" despite the fact that you will never exchange deep thoughts with them in fear of them thinking you're "weird" because they don't share the same mindset as you.
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>>36914664
idk if you would consider me a loser but my situation is pretty much one day I thought to myself life isn't worth living if I can't do what I want. from that day on I did whatever I felt like doing (that wouldn't get me killed or put in jail obviously). if I wanted to I could've done something great with my life but now I just spend all day every day doing nothing but working coming home to jerk off eat and playing video games.
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>>36914664
you made this thread already. stop shitting in my board you freak.
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>>36914664
Brainlet here, dissolves your entire posts and theory.
Have an ok day today.

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>...uh...hi anon, I heard you were looking for a girlfriend and willing to be with ANYONE...
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>open relationshit
o_;
she's literally cucking someone
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>>36914648
Why not get an eyepatch
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>>36914701
Cause the side of her fucking head is caved in, wouldn't hide it.

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"Okqy Anon, show me your cock so I can suck it."
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>>36914646
Probably wouldn't tbqhwy on the fact that she's black.
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Man that body is perfect
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My cock is pretty much perfect, so I'd actually love to be in this situation.

Its my best physical feature.

My butt is pretty nice too though. No homo.

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tfw no incredibly tall g f
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That is not possible. No one can have legs this long
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>>36914723
Extremely tall women do. One of my friends has a sister who is about 6'8'' and I'd estimate that her legs are like 60% of her height, her torso isn't much longer than mine despite her being like 10 inches taller.
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>>36914723
I mean, she's also wearing those dumb high waisted shorts, her muff is probably peeking right out of the bottom

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use love as an excuse for all the bad decisions you make
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>>36914586
can't handle the truth, normies? REEEEEEE
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>>36914586
>"Anon, why the fuck have you been storing your own shit in the attic?"

>"Um... l-love"
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>>36915117
>You can't explain love, man. You'll understand someday. It might not make sense right now, but it'll all click in the future when you find your special someone. Love doesn't make sense a lot of times, but it's definitely worth experiencing.
That's what you say. That's how you use the normies' weapon against themselves.

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>i will never have a girlfriend this hot

WHY EVEN LIVE
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>i will never have a girlfriend

fuck..
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>cant' see face
>attractive
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>>36914577
I'd be happy with any gf desu

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How do Staceys/Chads sustain this kind of lifestyle?
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>>36914474
ask NEETs
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>>36914474
A trust fund given to them by daddy
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>>36914474
doormat boyfriends

This is it, guys, I was offered a job.
Is it weird if I'm a little paranoid about it?
>Random phonecall from an unknown number yesterday
>"Hi, mr. Anon? We're a new company, and we're hiring, would you come for an interview tomorrow?"
>"We're a new company, so you won't find us online"
>They're a real-estate company, calling me, a mechatronics technician (like an engineer, but not engineer)
>Say the location's in the very centre of the city, on what is probably one of hardest locations to get, especially for a starting company
>There's only two guys who know I'm looking for a job and have my number
>Both deny it being their joke
>Come for the interview
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>A very friendly French guy, (a bit too friendly) explaining what the job is
>"You can start next week"
It isn't weird feeling a bit paranoid about it, right?

>pic semi-related
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No, that's the MO of pyramid schemers.
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>>36914631
Seems like it.
They seem to be hiring just about anyone, too
The interview looked like this:
>"So, what can you tell me about yourself?"
>Well, I'm a mechatronics technician, which is probably not what you're looking for
>"You're right, it's not. Anything else?"
>Well, I'm a bit confused about what I'm doing here
>"We deal in real-estate, we're looking for salesmen. The working hours would be 10-18, and the salary xyz euro plus comission"
>And how would I be doing that? I don't have a driving license
>"On phone"
Real-estate. On phone. Really?
>"Any questions?"
>Is there any way to contact you?
>"The number you recieved the call from yesterday, it's my secretary. Anything else?"
>No, I think I got it all
>"You can start training next week, on Monday."

Ye, I think I'll pass on that...
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>>36915191
Don't know if you don't find out right? If the job could be good for you why not scope it out?

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Anyone have experience with plastic surgery or would recommend it ?

I'm seriously looking into doing some heavy surgery, what is the recommended age ?

What kind of surgery would you recommend, jaw, eye's, chin etc....

In short plastic surgery/cosmetics thread.

Also into trans humanism but that's besides the point
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>>36914384
how do you expect me to help if you post no pics

Yes it will help. My life is drastically different
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>>36914467

I'm not gonna post my disgraceful face !

I'll give a description ;

Eye lids are to narrow

Weird flatish jaw

No chin

Long nose

Thic ridge above eye brows
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>>36914467


What did you get done ?

Also curious did you search for any particular hospital or did you just go to a local one

If i get it done i want it to be done properly, it just comes down to money in the end...

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>tfw you take a girl back home from the night club and go down on her but she's been pissing all night and her pussy tastes like clam bake so you make her suck your salty balls to make things even
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>>36914365
>take a girl back home from the night club and go down on her
>take a girl back home from the night club
>from the night club
>go down on her
what the everloving fuck is wrong with you
why would you ever do something like that
enjoy your HPV and throat cancer
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>>36914433
>every girl has STDs

come on man you know this is bs
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>>36914365
Why the fuck would you ever eat the pussy of some slut you just took home?

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