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>>36919790
>prettiest girl has shit tattoo

Feel bad for her.

>>36919790
I bet they all talk shit about each other

>>36919831
Prettiest girl is obviously second from left.

I think that's an American thing?

Do people do that here in the UK? I've never heard of it, sounds terrifying

Of course it is. There's nothing stopping you from walking up to her and start conversation.

The obstacle, the challenge, is your fear and self-doubt. We think we're ugly, we have horrible social skills, etc and it shows.

>Can i really just go up to some random girl and ask her out?
If you're attractive, yes.
Otherwise it's best you talk to them first and establish your acquaintance first.

But it really is as simple as just asking them out.

>>36919774
Are you m/f?

orgianio

Can you tell me i'm not a complete failure? It would be nice to hear it once.

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>>36919774
>What did I tell you? Trashcoin. Despite all the great things it got for it, Coinbase listing, Segwith activation before BTC, this shitcoin fails to launch.

pls

I feel a lot like Maccy D's Chamber of Reflection right now

>>36919735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
Hail Orion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jAyfGzSaz0

Fucking happy this is not original

>>36919718
>Tfw no femanon command me to massage her feet why she plays vidya

>>36919718
No. At best you have high testosterone women who are kinda bitchy and mean. And even they still want to be dominated.

"Submissive" guys are just low T betas with a good rationalization.

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>>36919759
What if I like being dominant and being submissive?
Both are hot man.

Some years back I had trouble looking people in the eyes. Now I actually can't stop, which is kinda difficult when talking with a cockeyed...

I think I turned myself just by forcing myself to look people directly in the eyes all the time

>>36920049
>Some years back I had trouble looking people in the eyes. Now I actually can't stop, which is kinda difficult when talking with a cockeyed...
>I think I turned myself just by forcing myself to look people directly in the eyes all the time

I got told few days back that I make too much eye contact.. FML

Can't win

when your mouth is moving you should be making eye contact to the person you are speaking to

Depends on the location. Are you going for mall cop or private security?

>>36919675
got shot by some gypsy bitch last year
got some crazy ass benefit, like 5 mil

tfw medical only cost me 5k because i got shot in the leg

Just like my mother constantly suggesting I should get a post in a police office just because there are some available.

I'm literally at the bottom and you want me to risk my life for normies now? You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'd rather die poor thank you.

This haircut meme confuses me

>>36919708
It's one guy who's having something of a mental breakdown.

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>>36919708
Wagie worker bees... Or should I say, worker cucks? *giggles violently* Oh my... Got infuriated when reading a fellow astonishing NEET's daily schedule, and were jealous they couldn't afford to have a professional hair stylus give them a handsome hairdoo everyday. Wageslave problems, wagecuck memes. All pathetic and cringy, like their lifestyles ay?

*sips chocolate milk*

>>36919601
>uses a bitch pad on squat bar
kek

>try to lift
>do it wrong
>hurt self

>>36919795
start with just the bar it's like 45lbs and work on perfecting your form then add weight. A good form prevents most injuries until you hit heavy heavy weight.

>>36919587
Looks pretty gay to me.

original roblox sex maniac broccoli magician

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>>36919627
It's a lot of fun actually and I'm so flexible I can do the splits now!

I want to learn jogo do pau-

https://youtu.be/gSDSsereOdg

>>36919586
Not really, however I wish people would still treat me respectfully.

>>36919586
Everyone deserves the same amount of respect.

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>>36919666
Thanks Satan. Was just going to say that.

Those white album shots were always my favourite pictures of them

>kindess

Wtf is kindess

>>36919566
didn't he beat and neglect his son

I'm waiting for my dealer to be around

>>36919410
realised that i probably won't be able to pick up knifemaking due to lack of money. guess i'll have stick to doing nothing all day every day

So far i woke up and pissed. I work the arcade 3-7 tonight so i cant really do much beforehand. Probably just gonna sit on here and play the playstation.

What's going on in that picture? Is this a metaphor

>>36919317
Did you take that photo ?
It's awesome

>>36919518
>>36919443
Wow thanks yeah its my picture.
The dream i mentioned is actually wasp taxidermy

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I'm so sick of the gay. Every part of me tells me to resist, but I keep on going
I even sucked a boy's penis and made out with him

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>>36919547
>I'm so sick of the gay. Every part of me tells me to resist, but I keep on going
>I even sucked a boy's penis and made out with him
Nothing wrong with that~

>tfw you will never fall asleep in a girl's lap