Why aren't you involved in martial arts? It disciplines

>>36919587
Looks pretty gay to me.

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>>36919627
It's a lot of fun actually and I'm so flexible I can do the splits now!

I want to learn jogo do pau-

https://youtu.be/gSDSsereOdg

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>>36919674
Wicked impressive, I like you a lot.

I'd like to find a real place where I can learn stuff instead of your average McDojo. It doesn't matter, this is a closet gay thread anyways.

>>36919728
The nude male form is not gay. Gay is having sex with other men.

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>>36919728
What are you talking about? No one here is gay???

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>>36919757
>Gay is having sex with other men
There's two ways to be gay sweaty.

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>>36919851
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this guy? The gay aspect of this thread has been clarified. There is no gay in this thread. What is going on here?

>>36919674
I want to put my dick in there

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Just being able to do the splits requires a lot of practice and patience.

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>>36919932
Fucking impressive. I remember in school I was always impressed when they can do the splits. More women than men can do them.

There's nothing gay about martial arts, if you think this thread is gay then you're obviously attracted to men and find attack positions sexually attractive.

>>36920000
Not as impressive as those numbers my dude!

>>36919627
Best first comment!

>>36920046
Yeah I think it's impressive, and I think this person
>>36919929
might be a homosexual.

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>>36920000
True.
I wonder if any robots can do the splits?

this thread arouses me, yes homo

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>>36920113
I can't, I'm more of a brawny muscle man, not as flexible as some of these guys. Look at that, these guys must have to practice a lot.

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So, any advice for someone who wants to get started on the right path?

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>>36920158
This guy is pretty muscly and he can do standing splits at least.

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>>36920310
Yeah I guess I am fairly flexible as it is even with some muscle. I can fit my legs behind my head, I sometimes practice doing that.

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>>36920214
Resistance bands can help, just keep practicing every day a little more.

>>36920073
Well it's pretty obvious

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>>36920345
As much as this guy?

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>>36920407
I keep on getting these friends that turn out to be homosexual, I just wish they were more upfront about it and tell me right away. Like when we are introducing they tell me they are homosexual so that I can avoid them.

>>36920474
Uh, not so much as of yet but I think I'll be able to do that soon. It sort of hurts now, not flexible enough.

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Now this is really motivational and unbelievable.

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>>36920559
You really must tell me where I can get a sick couch bed combo like that. I just have to know.

>>36920523
That's too bad. The fact that you're so flexible probably makes them think lewd thoughts and lust for you.

>>36919587
i know a bit of kung-fu and boxing but man my legs are shit all i'm able to perform are low kicks and middle knees.
however I'm pretty fast and overall good with punches and elbows.
I try to build muscle but i'm lazy as fuck.

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>>36920618
haha are you having fun with me? I don't know what you mean by that.

>>36920153
Jeez, that's gay as hell. This thread is about martial arts and physical prowess. If men in attack form turns you on please don't enter martial arts, it's a game of skill, not sexuality.

>>36920404
No, I meant martial arts.

>>36920618
To clarify, I have never had homosexual thoughts about another man. Only one time when my friend gave me something called a "popper" which made me real excited. But I don't think huffing those puffers is good for your health. A lot of my friends get health problems, end up emaciated and getting sick a lot. They need to eat more vegetables in my opinion, the ones with the vitamins that help the immune system.

>>36920711
This guy gets it.

>>36920649
I think it's pretty obvious m8.

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>>36920786
Well they are just my friends, nothing more.

Ignoring the gayness of this thread, martial arts is a shit-tier hobby to have that you'll never actually need to use in the real world.
Carry a knife or a gun or something for truly effective self-defense. Roundhouse kicks mean nothing when someone's pointing a gun at you.

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If you can't do the splits start practicing by just touching your toes.

>>36920947
Yeah what's up with all the homosexuals in this thread?

>>36920958
This is a good picture to study the muscle anatomy of the hamstrings as the guy does his stretching. So you can have good muscles but still remain flexible.

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Chicks dig a guy who can do the splits

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>>36921219
Damn, I should join up to a club like this and meet women that way. Is this some kind of dojo?

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>>36921047
>This is a good picture to study the muscle anatomy of the hamstrings as the guy does his stretching. So you can have good muscles but still remain flexible.
Yeah this one is pretty good example as well.

>>36921319
Yeah but the bodies have to be shaved so you can see more definition. This one is a good picture, saved.

>>36921319
Wow, i'm saving this, might have to do a sketch later. I study multiple martial arts including jiu-jitsu and it's probably a good idea to have a good idea on the male anatomy from someone as beefer and as muscular as this, so I know the ins and outs of my sparring partners.

>>36920947
Yeah, I dunno, some people find males practicing balance, flexibility and martial arts sexually arousing, hopefully they just don't martial arts themselves because this thread is about physical prowess.

>>36921300
looks like ballet m80. Definitely ghey af

>>36920739
Go to a dojo. watch a class and see if you like it. i recommend Karate. also don't get ripped off for shitty classes. train hard. lurk the wrestling board :)

>>36921434
What kind of moves do they teach at the ballet dojo?