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I see many girls take photos like this.

What's the meaning behind this, why this pose!?
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what did they mean by this?

origipoo
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leg flexed at the knee to flex their ass. slightly more subtle than a dude flexing his arms to show biceps
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>>36963795
Attention whoring of course. It's the only reason for women to take pics of themselves.

Hey r9k,
How do I score with a girl I started talking to from my classes
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Tell her you'll suck her dick after class
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>>36963781
Spend time with her outside of classes.
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>>36963854
>mfw I've said this to a girl as a joke once
>she smirked and said she'll consider it.
op do it

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>when you fall in love with a long distance whatsapp girl and she loves you too

wat do
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>long distance
>relationship
choose one, only one
draw your own conclusions about what to do
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>>36963843
it feels like a relationship and i've been in enough shitty ones
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>>36963858
make plans to meet her in near future
the relationship is bound to collapse sooner or later unless you meet with her at least every few months

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I'm so sick of the god damn liberals telling me how to live my life. they tell me that I need to stop eating meat because it's bad for the environment or some shit but meat is fucking good, and I like to cook BBQs out in my yard - that's the purest part about being an american; owning a home and cooking meat. They try to tax cigarettes too much because they're bad for me too. WHAT PART OF I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN DON'T YOU FAGGOTS GET. I can do whatever I want to my body. They also tell me that I need to pay more taxes because we need to pay for teachers and blacks more. I wish I could tell them to fuck off and beat the shit out of them.

And these fucking liberals all live in tiny clustered cities with no grass or trees like fucking rats. They have no idea what real BBQ is but they say "oh but you should try this anti-american middle eastern Jihad Restaraunt it's way better."
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>>36963757
haha ragie /pol/tard
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>>36963757
They don't want you to eat red meat (think of the animals and the cancer), avocado (think of the environment), or eggs (think of the cholesterol). All those raise testosterone. Wouldn't want any """""""""toxic masculinity""""""""" now would we?
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im vegan cause i care about all animals with no hypocrisy

lesser races of people wouldn't understand

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>last year, late april
>come out to my best friend as bisexual
>he's bisexual, leaning towards gay
>always had feelings for me but I was straight
>we start dating
>about three months later I start feeling less passionate about the relationship
>I've always preferred being alone, but I figured I could put that aside
>head off to college
>neither of us cheat because we're both varying degrees of sperg
>winter break
>start wanting to cuddle less
>jokingly play it off because I don't know how to word my emotions
>had first bj
>by the second I lost all excitement
>just assume its the 'tism and don't worry about it
>second semester
>get a waifu
>never have loved anyone like her before
>download 50 pictures of her, put her as my wallpaper, get a keychain of her and put it on my bag
>3 months later and still the same
>feel no desire for a real relationship anymore
>just want to be alone after being around so many people for months on end
>don't feel attraction to women, men, anyone anymore
>tfw it was really just a phase
>tfw I'm only attracted to 2D now

Just ended it over text after a whole year. Thoughts on this?
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you're a wise man, anon. I congratulate you on your luck avoiding bad states of mind
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>>36963742
You were in a loveless relationship, got attached to something else, and got out. Granted the specific details of the situation are odd, but the overarching theme is pretty normal
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>>36963742
you're learning. very good.

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>Son, I've looked at your internet history.
>We need to talk
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I take it frozen attracts autists?
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>>36963741
I don't even know what to say, the internet, the possibility to share all of this, the millions of people who watches this. I hope the net will burn in the next years
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>>36964021
These videos attract children that search for characters, games, shows, movies, and fads they like. Parents use these playlist as a distraction or background noise for their kids

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Why do you think it is that young people these days take so long to mature into healthy, kind, empathetic and tolerant members of society, internet/popular culture aside?

I do not expect this board (or website, for that matter) to answer such a question honestly, but I'll never meet any of you and I'd like to know before I die. When will this craziness completely scratch your record? I doubt some of you'll have this worldview in a decade. At least I hope so... because I find it sad and silly. Abstain from posting ITT in 4chan mode, be serious for the less than half an hour of time it could take to voice your thoughts here. As if this were your last day on earth.
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>>36963667
>Abstain from posting ITT in 4chan mode
You should post this on reddit or something.

To answer your question, it's probably fault of our parent's culture, us being sheltered as children and lower wages/purchasing power + internet escapism
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>>36963706
Expand on this if you can or want to, please
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I think your basic assumption is flawed.

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i went snooping in my dads stuff for money (lol) and i found condoms and lube

my dad is cheating on my mom and idk how to tell my mom

my dad is abusive but i feel like this could be something that causes her to confront him and then she'll get physically hurt

idk wat do
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>>36963655
Man the fuck up and best your dad for hurting your mum. Fucking cmon!
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Blackmail your dad and tell him to give you money every single week or you'll spill the beans. This will also make your dad uncomfortable and always on edge to the point that he will stop seeing other women.
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>>36963655
Defend your mother you bafoon

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Would you rather be a hot 10/10, dumbass roastie or a 4/10 genius man? I am talking about actual genius, not the meme genius that all these r9k's have.


For me, I think all you faggots overvalue attractiveness too much. I'd much rather be enlightened.
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>>36963647
4/10 genius. I would become successful wealthy and live life the way I want to.
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>>36963647
When your a 2/10 slightly more intelligent then the normal sheep.
>getting two points higher and making the next major upgrades for computers would be a dream. Maybe we could kick Intel processors finally
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4/10 is slightly below average..

however if I could be the 10/10 for life body never ages, i might take that.

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Good morning robots have you had a cup of "Joe" yet? I'm personally on my fifth, but anyway hope I wasn't to loud for you who still need there cup. Sorry
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>>36963628
Just got my cup from the coffee shop near my house. Large, dark roast, black.
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>>36963628
Tfw have a automatic coffee machine in my bedroom
Everyday I wake up to coffee
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>>36963628
I fucking can't stand perky morning people like you.
Please my friend, not yet, no conversing until AFTER my sweet cup of Joe.

I thank you

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>texting girl from whisper
>she cuts
>just watched the Netflix show about suicide
>decide to talk to her and try and be nice
>she talks to me about why cutting helps her and stuff
>me being curious asks to see her scars
>she has a lot, and subscribes to the emo style even though she's over 20
>she starts to mention her bf, who is a recovering meth addict
>she then says he doesn't give her near as much sex as she wants
>she starts talking about how kinky she is, tells me a story of how she fucked her car's gearshift
>talk for a couple weeks
>she starts explaining what fucked her up, rapes and her ex killing himself
>I have been through this dance before, had an ex who gained sympathy to accelerate the "bonding" process
>she's majoring in psychology, and I ask about what she's been diagnosed with
>Bipolar, several anxieties, PTSD
>I ask about BPD, because I know that's the worst one
>she says she doesn't have it, she doesn't lash out at others
>eventually start sexting, even though we are both in relationships
>she starts to want to know more about me, but I am hesitant
>she says she's not stalker crazy
>I give her the minimum amount I can, nothing identifiable I don't think
>she lives about 20 miles from me

So what are the odds talking and sexting with this girl is going to blow up in my face? She's pretty cool and interesting, because I can be as fucked up as I want and she won't care. She actually sent a video of her cutting hearts in her leg and wanted to see if I could get off on it. (unfortunately I did).
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>>36963622
this girl is a walking meme. stay away if you know what's good for you.
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>>36963662
On the other hand, crazy pussy is far and away the best. Do you want to be a little fucboi for the rest of your life or not?
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>>36963662
How far away though? All she knows is my Kik username (which is not like any other names I use), my middle name, a general idea of what city I'm in, and that I'm attending a university (and she could probably guess that), and what my eyes look like (I didn't want to show my full face).

Is there anyway she could track me down through that?

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I love how no one responds because no one on /r9k/ has a gf
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>>36964013
I don't have a gf because I have a wife. Can I still post her?
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>>36964013
You would post a picture of your gf here if you had one?
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>>36963616
lel, not posting my qt, but nt.

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Remember that episode where Timmy wished that he had never been born and everyone was happier because of it?

It was one of my earliest existencial crisis
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>>36963546
Remember that episode where Timmy became a girl? That was one of the earliest times I realize I was trans.
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What a horrible show. I have always hated cruel ''IRREVERENT XDDD'' cartoons.
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>>36963677
>>36963546
this is really activating my almonds

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Rick and Morty is objectively the best piece of entertainment media ever created.
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Daily reminder that normie faggots are not allowed here. You can go away now.
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>>36963550
>mad cause he knows I right
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>>36963550
Ya this is top teir normie. Would rather chad be here and talk about manly stuff at least. R and m is such a fucking joke by calling out the ppl who like that trash

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Share original robot music

Here's a snippet of a jam I recorded with two of my friends, more to come so like and subscribe if you like it

https://youtu.be/HAGPJk8Hch4
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Does anyone actually post in these threads? Yesterday it was just you, me and some other guy. Sorry to be a downer, it's just a bit sad seeing music threads that only get a few replies.
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>>36963559

2 replies is better than no replies :) stay positive summoner
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tfw no /r9k/ band to go on tour with

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