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>>37100397
Not if you make 100k a year

>>37100405
I too larp on the internet

>>37100397
It's because of muh capitalism

It's getting stronger and stronger.

They want you in more debt and lower wage.

It's just to keep us in our boxes.

It's so obvious as well. There is nothing anymore in terms of proper help to have your own home

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>wake up
>the girl disappears

>>37100207
I experience this every day OP.

>tfw malnourished as a kid because ADHD medicine killed my apetite and stunted my growth

>>37100207
I'm 5'7 too! HIGH-five, OP!

>>37100185
Because it's 11:22 am

>>37100185
>everyone is from americlapistan

americlaps everyone

I can't sleep on time ever since my last gf dumped me. The ridicous sleep schedule makes my mood even more fucked which makes sleep even further elusive. I hate myself and my life, anon.

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Congrats my man, don't forget us robots when youre pumping and dumping stacies

>>37100134

Can you faggots stop posting your photos please?

summer sure is rampant tonight.

>>37100134
So...How tall are you?

origami comment

>>37100096
>tfw normies are keeping MGTOW alive through sheer hate

tell me more about how terrible those devil-worshiping metal fiends are, Sister Rachael of Harvard

>>37100096
>Is the thigh gap thing real or its just MGTOW shitheads skewing the perspective of an ideal female mate?

thigh gap is almost exclusively a social status thing among women

99% of men don't give a shit whether or not you have a thigh gap, they don't even notice it, if you have nice legs then you have nice legs period

it's just another thing women use to rip on other women and act like they have higher standing in the pecking order

>>37100096

I'd fuck any woman I can provided she is not fat or severely deformed. And nothing against those types of women, I just have standards too.

I also don't agree with the THICC meme or whatever is being pushed now. If I had a chance to fuck a woman with small tits and small hips, I would, I have no reason to turn that down.

>>37100063
>shota face/body
This is whats holding you back, you are just small and scrawny not a fucking anime character

you can't be fucking seriousq

>>37100063
Just keep going, even though you drop spaghetti over spaghetti, you will eventually get the hang of it. Or so I've heard.

22 KV NEET reporting in. The only thing that separates us is age.

>>37099935
Sorry m8. Hate to tell you this but r9k was not the virgin board. You are the invaders. We're just taking it back.

>>37099998
>Hate to tell you this but r9k was not the virgin board. You are the invaders. We're just taking it back.
This.

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>>37099813
Damn good movie honestly. Made me kek.

It's less hatred and more frustration.

What a retarded question. I hate everybody.

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When I was 15 years old, my best Chad friend made out with my first love right in front of me. He knew how I felt.

He know has one night stands every weekend and goes to a prestiges university on a scholarship while I haven't kissed a girl and dropped out of community college.

>>37099847
Shit anon, that's rough. What's kept you from other girls? There's plenty of fish in the sea.

>>37099754
closest thing i got was making fucc to a girl who moved near me for another guy.

>>37099741
perfect body to go trap mode. sadly that wouldn't really mean shit without a passable face

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>>37099766
Exactly. This is torture

If your father and grandfathers aren't hairy you're fucked but if they are just wait and you'll start getting more hairy as you settle into your 20s. I didn't have a lot of chest hair or arm/leg hair also no back hair whatsoever until I turned 21.

>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
Between blond and brown
>Hairstyle
growing it out, usually have a hat on
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I don't think they are great but everyone says i'm a good 7-7.5 with good jawline
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
narcoleptic vampire pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender as fug, but i'm gaining weight because wanna be stronk
>Arms
average
>Abs
fit, but not ripped
>Body hair
hairy legs but not much else
>Dick
6.5-7"
>Height
5'8" manlet supreme
>Country
Burger
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
slightly deeper than average?
>Attractive personality qualities
funny
assertive like 85% of the time
intelligent
easy to get along with
easy to talk to
>Your kinks/fetishes
ehh idk really, mostly vanilla things
>What you'd do for your gf if you'd want to spoil them
picnics
lots of affection
fun things i guess

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>Eye Color
Hazel
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Clean cut, and to the side
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7-8
>Race/Ethnicity
Persian
>Skintone
Tan-ish
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny-average
>Arms
Hairy
>Abs
I used to have nice abs but I stopped working out
>Body hair
I try to keep it groomed at my stomach region, as I think stomach hair is gross. I like chest hair though
>Dick
6 inches
>Height
6'2
>Country
USA
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I have a very deep voice and people usually assume that I might be extremely big or fat. I've been told I sound like some gaming YouTuber with a deep voice.
>Attractive personality qualities
Women seem to like my sarcasm/humor if that means anything
>Your kinks/fetishes
Femdom, toys, traps, socks, light bondage
>What you'd do for your gf if you'd want to spoil them
Affection..?

I have no plans on dating. Feels good playing video games and getting drunk with no normies bothering me.

that's too much shit to answer. I didn't come here for a fucking exam

>>37099611
Nah, you just click the box that says I'm not a robot. Dunno what you are going on about though. Wait until one of you gets tired of the other and can't cope with each others BS. Then it'll suck again.

>>37099611
w-why not boy and boy love anon?

>>37099611
but the problem is that most of the times you need to stop being a robot to find love

>>37099514
>the despair and hopelessness in your eyes

i don't know what it could be have you tried playing sports and increasing your social circle

>>37099514
>>Get rated 8/10
But you're a 3.5/10 though

ayyy I recognise you, you got a haircut and shaved ! Noice !

>be last time I went
>in came a very autistic 22 year old
>looked like he was 15
>one of the nurses asked him what he's doing here again
>says he's feeling suicidal and needed to come back
>nurse said that he got better just a couple weeks ago
>he didn't stay long
>don't know if he got used to the place and it was comfy to him or if his parents just wanna dump him there when they can't deal with his shit

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>get moved from a small ward to a big ward by ambulance
>mad because nothings allowed
>refuse to put on the belt just to annoy the nurses
>nurses hold hurts me when trying to put it on
>get violent
>they hurt me even more than they should or need to
>getting tied up
>screaming, resisting, kicking and crying
>everything hurts and my tummy and face are exposed
>sure they are laughing at how fat and disgusting i am, they are assaulting me, going to rape me, take pictures and make my face a new meme
>screaming and crying revenge
>still resisting and trying to hurt the nurses
>the ambulance turns back to the small ward
>get diazepam, a blanket to cover me up and a pig plushie
>calm down and be comfy for the rest of the trip

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>be psychotic me
>get admitted to psychward
>want to escape as soon as I get there
>about ten people have to wrestle with me to drag me into the isolation cell
>inject me with something strong
>I loose conscioussness for about two weeks and become catatonic
>two weeks later I come to my senses again
>staff is still scared of me, carefully places food at the door real quick, closes it again right after
>whathaveIdone.jpeg I don't remember shit
>I'm calm and back to my former self again for the most part
>ask for water as I'm thirsty as fuck
>they get me water and let me out of the isolation cell eventually
>I get to hang out with other patients for the coming two months
>it's mostly boring, but I get to meet some interesting folks, some of which I still see now and then and greet and have small talk with
>they have interesting stories to tell, how they broke out of there for example, how they got in there, how they got fucked over by police etc.
>I befriend a psychiatric nurse who plays ping pong with me when she has time
>I have to go to group sessions which are stupid
>I still want to get out of there asap, it's like a prison
>only way is to behave and follow the rules, they let me out for an hour, I have to be back at the exact time
>I'm always back on time
>then for two hours, then for a trip into the city, a whole afternoon, then I can sleep a night in my flat
>then I finally get released and I'm more or less sane again
>still kinda hear voices though, and still kinda think the whole world has hidden messages for me, but I lie to the psychiatrists about it, because I really want to be free again after months of being locked up
>they believe me and let me go

Psych wards aren't comfy anon, only go there if there's no other way around it. But maybe there are different kind of psych wards out there, the ones I've been in are the locked ones, you can't escape from, and those are basically like prison. Wouldn't recommend/10.

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>>37099342
b-bump

orignaless

BRAP
a very
original
post

>>37099342
why the fuck would I ever use this garbage website? Waste of time