I was condemned to the body of a 10 year old. I don't

>>37099741
perfect body to go trap mode. sadly that wouldn't really mean shit without a passable face

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>>37099766
Exactly. This is torture

If your father and grandfathers aren't hairy you're fucked but if they are just wait and you'll start getting more hairy as you settle into your 20s. I didn't have a lot of chest hair or arm/leg hair also no back hair whatsoever until I turned 21.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your body. Literally all my friends love skinny guys, I don't understand these threads.

>>37099817
They didn't have hair either, at least very little.

Lift some weights man and eat a lot for gains. You're not gonna get bigger or change your boy body by just bitching about it

>>37099825
It's not really about the hair for op he's just looking for something out of his control to pin the blame on.

>>37099825
child-bearing hips on a guy are a huge turn off

Eyyyy fuckboy

You'd be surprised how many effeminate guys I see around here with 10/10 gfs. Probably because the average young male is effeminate now, and there's no turning back at this point.

It's time to take the gaypill OP, you would get so much attention and affection from guys.

>>37099837
I'm too poor to buy weights and too autistic to go to a gym
>>37099890
I have child bearing hips?
>>37099962
I have a bf lmao no problem man

>>37099741
be my boiwife :3

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>>37100331
Need pics of you then. Email me at [email protected]

>>37100331
he already has a bf, see >>37100043

>>37100350
>are you dumb

like actually

>>37100348
if you catfish my lad, there'll be a spot of trouble

>>37100366
sarcasm is hard to detect in textmode

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>>37099741

thicc

Love them hips. Leave the women to me, your ass belongs to the cock.

>>37100442
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY I HAVE THICK HIPS

im a girl and i like bodies like yours, i also have another female friend who only goes for bodies like yours

>>37099741
If it makes you feel better my ex bf had that body type. Nothing is impossible desu

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>>37100478

Cuz you thicc man.

You need to get your face as cute as possible and you will always get enough sex

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>>37099741

OP in a couple of months

>I finally found my purpose in life

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>>37099741
You most likely have klienfelters syndrome

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

(The gyno is over exaggerated in the image, you might have some very slight female breast tissue development)

>>37099741
>18
>condemned to anything but your mom yelling at you to find a job

lad..

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>>37100825
I already moved countries from my parents and have a job tho

>>37099741
boy tummies are gods gift to mankind

You don't have thicc hips, you're just built like a bitch. I'm sure some discreet, insecure top would love to grab your child-bearing hips and as he blows out your bussy.

I'm a chick and I love skinny dudes. I live in Burgerland so they're a rare commodity.

Facial and body hair is a forced meme.

Keep shining, OP, you crazy diamond.

>>37099741
if you want to become a trap, why are you concerned about the possibility that women might find you unattractive because your body looks feminine or childlike? i thought traps were into tricking/seducing men

get facial feminization surgery and take hormones you silly little kid. also remove that body hair, it looks disgusting on people!

>>37099741
You look like a fucking teenager, which is exactly what you are. Fuck off.

>>37103050
>tfw the beard-oil jews will keep getting away with it

I want to dress you up in girls clothes and cum on your tummy op no homo

>>37099741
just lift and eat big u fucking wanker

read the /fit/ sticky either be a man and start lifting hard and eating big or shut the fuck up