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>his dick isn't at least 5 inches flaccid
>he isn't at least 6'1
>he makes less than 15.00 an hour
>he lives in an apartment
>he plays video games
>he doesn't have a Facebook
Swipe left lol right ladies?
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>>37101955
tinder requires a fb account
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w-whats so bad about living in an apartment?

Am I supposed to have a mortgage by now?
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>>37101955

I thought tinder was about fucking not having a decent relationship. Why does either person care about anything other than cock size and attractiveness (this is debatable)?

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>tfw INTJ

am I fucked for life?
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not nearly as bad as intp or infp
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>/r9k/ since its creation
>Neckbeards think they're INTJ

I am INTJ. I do not post. Ever.

I do not care about anything.

I do not care about anyone.

I don't feel oneinitis towards strangers.

I am not a little faggot with fee fee's who's angry that he didn't get to kiss a girl at 15 years old like every other dumb faggot whose only highlight in life will be their time spend in high school.

At the end of the day, people like /soc/ work shit jobs and die miserable, and people like /r9k/ work shit jobs and die miserable.

You think you're out of the box, you think you're self aware, yet all you bother yourself with is POV bullshit like your life, your relationships, your family and son.

You couldn't see the big picture if you tried, because you are a self absorbed teenager and you're going to grow up to be a self absorbed manchild just like everyone else.
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>>37103715
>he doesn't understand that the big picture IS his point of view, his life, his relationships (until you're dead)
Good luck trying to understand something that is impossible to understand. I used to be like you but I realized that it wouldn't result in happiness nor enlightenment, just existential agony

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Might just give up doing these OPs in future
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>>37101803
You should have used the right image.
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>>37101803
please do you fucking faliure
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i feel this big change anon was on about last night might actually be the end of /britfeel/

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>tfw no qtp2d mixed gf
Anyone else know this feel?
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Imagine how cute she would actually be if she didn't have african blood in her
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>>37101726
Than she'd just look like some generic jew girl. That sounds really boring.
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>>37101726
that is the whole point you dumb faggot

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Why are girls so fucking dumb?
>arguing with roastie whore
>says the iphone is way better than samsucks and that its for poor people
>tell her my S8+ takes better pictures and has a sexy display
>says its still for poor people
>she then pulls out a iphone 5S a phone from 2013
>she says her phone is better than a S8
>A PHONE FROM 2013 IS BETTER THAN A SEXY ONE FROM 2017
>ask her why she doesnt have a 7+ before comparing it to mine
>she says "the price will go down soon"
>walk away in rage

TLDR; Roastie whore calls S8 poorfag then pulls out a iphone 5S
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She's a iPhone user
Don't get so triggered.
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>>37101540
mad you got yur shit reckd lol
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>m...muh gaymergate!

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What if one day your older sister suddenly walked into your room naked and asked you to fuck her? Would you do it?

What if I say this just happened to me?
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origzalini
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I would do it because I hate my sister so the consequences of that decision makes no difference to me but I still find her hot enough to be worth a fuck.
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>>37101410
I would say you're a fucking liar

I dont want to cry anymore
how do I change so I can be friends with Aya?
He said I was a mentally ill manchild and a dumbfuck
how do i be his friend again?
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>>37101363
Listen, stop obsessing over somebody who mightn't like you at all. It's a complete waste of time and only hurts you more.

Please, please, please, let go of him and get on with your life and talk to your other friends.

With love,
a very concerned and angry friend
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>>37101787
It doesn't matter if I hurt to anyone.
its always been like this for me
I'll go through as much of it as I can so I could be Ayas friend again
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>>37101824
Stop thinking about him. Just stick with your actual friends.

Stop it.

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The Jews make porn to sterilize and make you into a robot. Masturbation is wrong.
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the jews cut your dick up to prevent you from fapping
what you're saying is fucking nonsensical
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>blame porn on a race
>use gay reddit logo
It's like you want me to masturbate in defiance
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>>37101125
All of a sudden blaming Jews for literally all of the world's problems backfires

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ITT: Post your age and what you primarily masturbate to.

>24
>Shortstack hentai
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>23
>futanari

Blox
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>>37101099
What is shortstack hentai?
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>22
>gender bender/400 year old vampires

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He looks like more of a robot than most of us here yet he has a cutie gf. Looks ARE NOT everything. He used his kindness and humor to get his gf, why don't you?
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I am though

She's the only one who pierced my social defenses completely so she can see the real me and doesn't even judge me harshly for it.
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He was always a normie.
It isn't looks, it's all about that social circle.
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>>37101033
>that thing
>cute

shes like a 3/10 dude shes fuck ugly just as much as him.

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Why the fuck is it so many females on this board?
Where the fuck do they come from and when did this happen?

And question to all the females:
Why are you on 4chan, especially r9k?
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Because I'm a fembot who can't get a qt bf
>tfw only hit on by ugly neets
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How do you know that there are many females on this board?
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>>37101043
Do you really believe that this many robots actually are pretending to be females, that they are even willing to destroy this board?

I'm a road NEET, aka vagabond.

Quit my job after saving 10 grand. Now I'm bumming around Japan as a start.

Why do you guys spend your time in front of a screen when you could travel the world instead?

Pictured; a volcano.
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>>37100766

Does mummy know?
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How easy is it to live like a vagabond? How do you make money?
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>>37100817
Yeah. She disowned me because of it.

>>37100860
Pretty easy if you don't fuzz about it. Sleeping in a tent and cooking over a fire is straight forward.

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Left or rightt?
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>>37100699
Worst cartoon theme song of the 90s
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I'd day middle
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>>37100714
>I'd day middle

what?

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>be me
>senior highschool student
>school decided to put us on football field because "school birthday"
>dont have any sport outfit
>decides to wear random t-shirt
>meanwhile on school
>"damn anon, you got some gains"
>what.gif
>more student arrive to see me
>eventually attract chad attention
>chad touch my chest and stomach
>"anon, you must been on a gym right?"
>nope.avi
>dont lie to me, anon. how did you get so muscular?
>attract teacher attention
>"anon, what kind of fitness did you do?"
>ffw to end of day
>head to a lemonade vendor
>heard a vendor guard say "that boy got some nice body, he's perfect for the military"
>run to my house faster than ever

what is happening? did they tell the truth or lie to see my reaction?

pic related, its my body
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>>37100554
------> /fit
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>>37100554
they didn't lie, you're pretty decently built. quite a bit of bodyfat, but you look strong
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>>37100554
You are fat not muscular, Guess America standards for being fat is so low they see anyone as muscular.

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I'm about to get into my first school fight, What's a good song to listen to before it goes down?

The bullies name is actually chad. Give me the power to win /r9k/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIzI6PY9Tc
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>>37100404
This girl's nipples stank from the screen. Smells like raw flesh, cat piss and sour milk
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>>37100404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

i got you my man. this song will guarantee you a 100% win rate

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