/britfeel/

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>>37101803
You should have used the right image.

>>37101803
please do you fucking faliure

i feel this big change anon was on about last night might actually be the end of /britfeel/

>>37101815
that's also a fucked up version, it has that dark line all the way across it. everyone who has this one should delete it.

>>37101815

GREENED

>>37101803
Anyone else going to MCM next week? A friend is trying to drag me along

>>37101861
>that dark line
You mean a shadow?

>got more bennies today
>already thinking about ordering more takeaway

rip that 15kg i lost, probably already gained like 10kg of it back over 2 weeks

reposting because im an attention whore that wants to be hated

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starting to think i should start taking most things literally even though i can actually infer what people mean. partially to play up my autism but mostly just to see how people react

(i.e. if someone says "i like your shirt", i can usually infer if they're making fun of it or if they're actually being nice, and if i can't i tend to ask, but i'm starting to think that when i detect the sarcasm i should just pretend i thought it was a compliment anyway.)

What's the deal with fidget spinners anyway? All the kids have them but it seems like they're just distraction toys for ADHD people. It's weird, like kids suddenly being into those metal balls on strings. I just don't get how they got huge.

>>37101874
I've just been forced to interact with people all week and I just wanted to turn into an animal for a few hours. She's headed out now so gonna smoke a spliff and sing loudly and out of tune.

>>37101894
Do you not remember trends from your childhood?

Hell I remember yo-yos been trendy for a year. Fidget spinners just seem like one of those. Along with those braclets from a few years back.

>>37101894
I guessing a group of jews probably get together every year and decide what the next thing will be.

going to pop out to waitrose in a bit, you lads want anything?

>inb4 posh twat

>>37101923
posh twat


fdfgd

>>37101923
Pick me up some republika beer if they have it

>>37101923
solid gold bar please you posho

>>37101923
Some Edamame and Quinoa salad.

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>>37101887
this, its not a shadow, hes just left some layer half visible.

really drags down the quality of the image.

>>37101909
Buying one desu. Who am I disobey the Jews? Always fiddling with a men or some shit to concentrate as it is. This might look more normal (and remember, these were not designed for children initially).

>>37101908
At least you can do tricks and shit with yo-yos and they were meant to be recreational.

>>37101923
Most pretentious sandwich/ wrap you can find lad. Raddicio or whatever. Maybe some kind of jus. Would be surprised if rocket wasn't involved too.

>>37101856
What big change

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>>37101803
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>24 year old man comes into the surgery
>Accidentally stood on a pint glass
>Seems unphased by the massive blood loss
>Wants me to give him a new glass
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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fuck
this gig is happening and I can't stop it
t- 6 hours remaining

might just take these vouchers and flee the country

>>37101923
see if they've any heston blumenthal easter eggs on sale please.
if not a pack of skittles, sour if they have them

I just found out I'm being charged 5 bongs x 16 days for 86p unplanned overdraft...
I think this means I have to pay 80 bongs grand total for being overdrawn for 80p.
how could this happen im usually not careless
fml

>>37101923

Get me lard, tripe, faggots and some barm cakes please lad.

>>37102040
explain to your bank they may let you off

Does anyone remember that forced meme 'Stanley' where his face would be posted endlessly in the catalog, usually with a caption about him being a 10/10 or something

Got an interview at CEX tomorrow lads. Woman on the phone said it's a really casual simple thing where they just want a little chat with you to make sure you actually have a personality and you'll get on with the people in the store.

Feeling pretty confident. Couple months ago i'd feel sick at the idea of working there but at this point i'd give anything for a job.

>>37102053
r-really?!
it's worth a shot and I'm pretty fugging desperate...

Not sure if my last job interview went well or not and I cant really afford anything unless I start flogging crap on ebay

>>37102064
Are you normie enough?

>>37102064

>GIMME YOUR SWITCH FOR 20 QUID
>You're hired!

>>37101893
someone who does this out of not being able to detect when people are being nice or are making fun of me or have other motives here - don't do it

>>37102067
yea they will let people off for stupid small things occasionally.
this seems a prime example of stupid and small

>>37102053
what should I say? any tips?
"excuse me, please dont fine me a million bongs, i wasnt even hardly withdrawn over a bong over the limit guvnor, im throwing myself on your mercy and ill leave yer flipping bank otherwise"?

>>37102076
No but i'm really good at pretending.

I dont know how people can get married and spend all their time together. I want to jump out of the window after a few minutes with anyone

>>37102090
erh..... I am not gud at interacting with other human beans.

dress poor, find a nice friendly looking member of staff. cower infront of them when they talk.

all the best.

watching this horizon thing where they pretty much say there are aliens far more advanced than us out there

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>>37101986
looking at pics of gollywogs last night and I found this, apparently it's ian paisley but I thought it bore a resemblance to the good doctor so claimed it for us

>>37102090

"sup homey, what you all doin' finin' my sweet ass fo' bein a bong or two ova wut I already dun had in ma bong bank, ain't we homes? I thought we wuz homes brah? Yo gots not to charge yooz brahs for this small change shit brah, it ain't dope, ya hear?"

BritNormie, if you see this post today, reply to this post, I wanna ask you about some advertising thing you may have been involved in

>>37102111
>they pretty much say there are aliens far more advanced than us out there
I mean, probably. What evidence are they giving though?

>>37102145
a man who was abducted by aliens and a big mechanical star

>>37102152
>a big mechanical star
wot

>>37102162
there's this star with a huge metal shell around it out in space that they detected
they said it has to be the product of an ancient civilization

>>37102180
>star with a huge metal shell around it out in space that they detected
I'll be honest mate I havent seen that on the news.

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Bought one of these smug cunts for my sofa lads. What do you think about that, eh?

>>37102214
I want to burn that smug cunt

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>>37101803
Devon white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37102214

You really have some issues you need to resolve anon

>>37102214
sit on her

wonder what the original was for

>>37102141
Right here mate. What's up?

>>37102204
course not they're trying to cover it up

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I'm getting hungry lads.....

>>37102248

I know you've worked in advertising, and I was reading through some of the very first britfeel threads a few days back and saw you made a post saying your firm did some work for McDonalds as a client many years ago.

Were you ever involved in a campaign, around 2010-2012 I think it was, where they wanted to have some guy solve a Rubik's cube, I believe preferably one handed, in the ad?

>>37102180
>suggesting a dyson sphere actually exists
they sound mental lad

Just got off the phone with the bank.
Apparently I'm not being charged and I have unplanned overdraft upto 10 bongs without fees.

Feeling well relieved lads.

>>37102227
no
>>37102267
also no, if not more no

>>37102267
>anon while being ironic with his post genuinely decided to save this image on his computer

>>37102278
>dyson sphere
Made by the hoover makers? They've really jumped with their technology

>>37102273
Nah that wasn't me. Was probably an agency called Leo Burnett

Anything in particular that made you think it was, or just that post?

>>37102297
you're a cheeky cunt mate

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>>37102290

Too late dude, the horn is on me.

right, off I go lads, going to lock my computer so mummy can't see what you naughty lads have been posting!

>>37102180
Think ive seen the same horizon. I got the feeling that that theory was one of many and not the definitive explanation.

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>>37102318
I try.
Also this fucking diagram

>>37102307

Yeah it was Leo Burnett

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17885938/#17891388

It's just that I was approached to appear in a McDonalds ad around that time, for a moment I assumed it might have been your campaign I was recruited for.

Anime is shit for gay lads.

>>37102355

No, Big black lads poop is shit for gay lads....

... To much with a spoon!

>>37102353
Yeah I was only at Leo Burnett on a placement/internship type contract for about 2 months in 2009.

Worked on a bit of McDonalds but didn't end up getting anything made.

Wasn't that good a place to work, to be honest.

>>37102227
I know this is a bit of meme in itself now but I genuinely did hear my sister and her white friends talk about this a few days ago

>that incident when BritNormie and bathtub anon were going to have a scrap in the park

>>37102484

Black cock is best cock.

>>37102519
>that incident when BritNormie and bathtub anon were going to have a scrap in the park
quick rundown?

>>37102522
That's gay, man. Really gay

>>37102543

It's in the archives somewhere from 2015. Some faggot who kept posting pictures from his bathtub, claiming to be a 240lb black man kept wanting to fight BritNormie in some London Park

When he didn't turn up, he posted 'proof' he was there, which was some image from google street view.

Fun times.

>>37102558

Especially when it's pounding my chubby, pink arse!

Fuck, I love cock!

>>37102583
>chubby

Fatty alert

>>37102567
I was quite disappointed. The guy said he'd punch me if I ever came to a BritFeel meet up, but then he didn't even turn up to fight me.

Of course I wasn't planning to turn up either. I was in another country at the time.

>>37102588

Yes indeedy, I like my doughnuts and my Prosecco as well as my BBC!

>fat wanker talking about negro dick
Fucking hell, this place is a hellhole

>>37102615
Do you like one or two? I find the broadcastings on them to be shite

>>37102615
I doubt you've ever been dicked, gays are usually picky.

Friendly reminder to all you medicated lads to remember to take your pills and always refill your prescription early.

>>37102641
I think you forget how disgusting hoosexuals are

Britfeel probably has quite a few regulars that have been posting daily for years, and aren't recognisable personalities.

>>37102641

I'm cute though. And I can do Chinese writing with the tip of my tongue.

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>>37102522
White women simply can not control themselves around black men...neither can white boys.

>>37102657
Most homos are extremely picky and also are extremely racist because they don't want aids from niggers

>>37102687

Yeah, like that anon that goes to the JobCentre, for instance

>>37102657


Awww... Be nice, big meanie!

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>>37102687
literally me lad

>>37102707
You make me sick to the pit of my stomach

>>37102694
5/10

Origiballylgio

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>>37102694
How truly wonderful

>>37102704
>Extremely racist
>Not wanting aids from a group that disproportionately carries aids
>As part of the other group that disproportionately carries it (gays)
Wouldn't want to be racist though. Better just share needles as well to be extra tolerant! Judgement is a dirty word after all and acceptance is always a good thing.

>>37102704

There's queues for the biggest cultural ambassadors luvvie, queues!

>>37102731
Got a solid chuckle out of me, did this

>>37102717

I'll give you something else for the pit of your stomach if you're nice.

From either end ;)

>>37102642
ah shit good call. been up all night n forgot to take yesterdays 1
thanks lad :)

Sunset overdrive is a really good game tbqh.

Dialog and story is a bit memey but gameplay wise it's pure fun.

>tfw last time I used deliveroo on a new card my details were stolen and my bank drained
>tfw really want to order a kfc or wagamama because I'm too scared to leave the house
>don't want to go through having to sort things out with my bank again if I use it

Fuck is sake I just want to eat junk

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>>37102757
Well ain't I one lucky fucker

I swear this training shit actually makes time slower. I'm pretty sure if I just sat and stared at a wall it would go faster.

>>37102786
>buying an xbone
lmao retard

>>37102085
what's the worst that could happen?

given the circumstances i can't really see anything to lose. trying-and-failing to act like a normal person has failed for years.

>>37102050
> some barm cakes

Top lad

>>37102832
>not owning literally everything
>not having a job

>>37102816
recently my details stolen as well lad, not sure what happened exactly but I'm to go through the fraud squad of my bank to get my money

>>37102832
I got a ps4 just for Tekken 7 a few months ago.

>>37102786
>>37102832
>>37102884
>buying any console
Good God, how awful

>>37102897
again

>not owning literally everything

>>37102820

Aren't you just?

Are you hairy like pic related?
He looks like he needs a tummy a tummy rub, poor thing.

>>37102873
Good luck anon, I was with HSBC and it was terrible, I reported it after small amounts were taken out, the woman refused to cancel the card and just reversed the charges, then over 500 pounds was spent putting me well into the negative and then they finally sorted out the problem by cancelling the card, just to note as well, my mum's card was locked as well when she tried to use deliveroo on her laptop, fucking shady as shit that both our cards were compromised, mine being new and not used, on 2 different systems with the only link between us being deliveroo being used.

Just do porn already ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgiHfvFqvQ8

>>37102941
I'm with barclays and my details were stolen and the fucks were able to drain money out of my savings account

>>37101949
Anon last night was on about feeling like something big was about to happen.

Feels like the end times of /britfeel/

>>37102964
>twerking

One of the biggest red flags going. Displays at least 5 negative traits about a person.

any of lads want to play some battlefield 3 for the pc at all? playing alone is only so fun.

no voip

>>37103005
I agree it's disgusting. Even if I see a hot girl doing it I feel sick.

>>37103024
But why? It's just a demonstration of sexual capability. It's unsubtle but the dick does not desire subtlety.

>>37102992
Let's hope Barclays are less cuntish than HSBC and you can get everything sorted out anon.

>>37103024

A hot little twink shifting his buns like that and my cock would need muzzled!

>>37102897
>he doesn't own every platform

How pleb, I'm buying a Switch next month.

>>37103068
Twinks have no arse though

I don't know why you would get an Xbox one of you had a decent PC desu, I've got a ps4, switch and an okay PC, I think I only miss out on sunset overdrive and the halo collection by not getting the one.

>>37103104

They're just tight, means you can go deep.... Keep's 'em happy, bless their wee souls.

>>37103083
>Buying a switch
I'd say wait till it's cheaper, but they way no tendon releases games in limited quantities you'd miss out on some decent titles (when it gets them)

>>37103068
Oh wow what a subtle way to reveal you're a faggot.

>>37103083
I love consoles but even I'm seeing their limitations now days.

Looking at getting a PC/Switch instead. If i'm going to be paying for a minor upgrade each time, it might as well just be on a PC.
At the most I'd get whatever Playstation for the handful of odder Japanese games that don't come out on much else, like Gundam etc.

Even Microsoft are seeing this with their Windows 10/Xbox One links.

just went to tesco to get my interview clothes and they had fuck all
the fuck do I do now?

>>37103123

Subtlety doesn't get your balls drained hun.

Should I get a kebab for lunch?

>>37103120
I usually wait for 3 games I want to come out for a system before I buy one. Zelda, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (never played the original) and Splatoon 2 has me sold. Hyped for Mario Oddysey, No More Heroes 3 and Xenoblade Blade Chronicles 2 though

>>37103151
Go to asda, go to Burton's, go to primark?

>>37103160

The answer to that question is always yes, lad.

>>37103160
I basically refuse to eat a doner before midnight. Just feels wrong.

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Getting bullied at work by the normies lads.

>they walk aside and whisper whilst glancing back at me
>probably think they're being subtle

J-just 3 months until I can escape to uni~

>>37103178
no money
the vouchers they gave me are for tesco

the next nearest tesco is an hour away

>>37103170
>NMH 3
Suda is a hack.

>>37103192
>Getting bullied at work by the normies
You probably deserve it

lets face it lads, all things considered, Labradors are the best all round dogs

>>37103196
You shut your whore mouth lad

I agree some of his recent releases have been subpar though

>>37103194
I forgot dole vouchers were for specific stores.
How long till your interview lad? Shouldn't have left it so long lad.

>>37103214
That's a funny way of saying Toy Poodle

>>37103230
it's at 7 tonight
I was told 2 hours ago

>>37103170
If Nintendo have been as ambitious with Odyssey as they have with BOTW then I'm going to go nuts. ARMS is also looking pretty neat to me after watching the Nintendo direct last night as well. But I'm a hardcore Nintenfag.

>>37103233
>Toy Poodle
hows that going to stop an intruder? refer back to the statement, all things considered, they are the best all round dogs

>>37103254
How is a lab gonna stop one? They're soft as shit.

>>37103192
>Normie's whispering behind your back
That's not work place bullying faggot
I guess it's the woman because the lads would straight up mock you.

>>37103194

You not got a bennies shop that'll trade them for half-face in important things like gin or baccy , lad?

>>37103257
I think Mr Cuddles is the alpha doggo on /britfeel/

>>37103281
Pikey dogs are banned from this conversation

>>37103270
never heard of anything like that before

fuck, I'll have to ask mum for money and nip to matalan
I'll save the receipt and give the vouchers back, maybe they'll reimburse me

better hope I get this fucking job now

>>37103238
Oh well, you're fucked lad.
Just put some nice trousers on and then try your best.
I got a job and I wore black chinos to the interview.

>>37103194
I remember asking the dole about interview clothes over 10 years back

Fuckers sent me to a specific store, with some sort of form, rather than just giving me vouchers. Had to stand there whilst the tailors picked everything out for me

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>>37103293
We'll barging in where we're not wanted is what we do best, lad.

Behold Mr Cuddles (puppies available soon)

Did the lad who got the puppy decide a name? I hope my dub getting suggestion of Bobbo was chosen

>>37103362
mr cuddles is like a 5'7 manlet that never leaves the gym

Gonna sort out my life tomorrow lads. I mean it this time.

>>37103362
looks like a dangerous breed and should probably be destroyed

>>37103312

Here you just bring 'em to "the man" you get a percentage in cash or a better percentage in imported fags or booze or other substances and call back for your "proof of purchase"

>>37103404
Oh, or you can order stuff from the Argos book.

Im considering getting myself a cat ladios

>>37103453
Get a small dog instead. They're like cats, but not shit

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>>37103453
Get a doggo lad, they aren't high maintenance at all because spending time with them doesn't feel like a chore!

>>37103399
Mr Cuddles made the op image, you philistine. I'm very proud of him

>>37103493
>>37103502
I think id rather get a cat though, they dont need as much work on my part and they're just as adorable

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>>37103383
How dare you. Mr Cuddles is a big guy

>>37103511
>they dont need as much work on my part

I don't get this meme, neither do most dogs. Some breeds are high maintenance, some aren't. You aren't a racist are you?

>>37103383
I just realised I know one of these people. Used to play WoW and shit with him then after not seeing him for like a year he suddenly became /fit/ and constantly talks about gym.

>>37103529
Im saying id need to walk a dog on a regular basis, and I hate the outside world, its scary out there

>>37103502
dogs are high maintenance compared to cats really, i love doggos and cattos but (especially if you're raising the dog from a pup) then doggos are very high maintenance at the start, but the rewards you get from the effort you put in are fantastic, cats are just kind of there, and while they can interact with you and show affection, it's usually on their terms compared to a nice dog which lives to please you

>>37103527
4 u

I recently ripped those jeans climbing a fence..they were armani too.

lads thinking about being a secondhand 3ds that has two games pre installed. how does this work, won't it be tied to someones Nintendo account?

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oh shit
I've been on the work programme nearly 2 years now, my advisor told me I've only got 3 appointments left and made me fill in some form about how I'm doing overall

what happens once it's over? I'm on ESA (haven't had my face to face assessment though)

>>37102694
Funny how trannies on average are prettier than women.

Thinking of getting a four pack of beer and a kebab and getting tipsy. I will end up buying other shit at asda though

>>37103610
Funny how that is not even remotely true

>>37103580
i thought it was tied to the consoles, or is that the new method now? i cant remember with nintendo

This new Fargo villain is a bit mean lads.

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>tfw I fuck up uni again

>>37103610

That is almost never true, I'd say it's true for 1 in 500 cases, such as

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/04/article-1135724-034C853A000005DC-250_468x681.jpg

One thing that's funny about trannies, they try so desperately to 'pass' physically, but they make little to no effort in 'passing' in ther mannerisms and personality.

>>37103610
t. never met a tranny

>>37103581
How long have you been on ESA for?

>>37103709
for about 6 months, maybe a bit more

>>37103719
work programme 2 years
esa for 6 months

I don't get it

>>37103719
I've been on it 2 years and had 1 assemsment and 1 JC meeting

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>>37103728
I joined the WP after being on JSA for a while, then switched to ESA later

>>37103734
nice, that's reassuring, thanks
found pic related, I don't live in Manchester either so this shouldn't apply even moreso

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Nice bit of leg in ST lads.

>>37103641
idk lad, never had any nintendo console myself. it's a limited edition game/console bundle, one of the two game is that so presumably thats just factory settings, but the other game is just some random other one

thinking about applying to my local RSPCA as a volunteer doggo walker lads

been NEET for years, I don't need to actually give them a CV or anything, right? just an email saying I like doggos, I walk my doggo, and I've always had rescue doggos so I'm a good person to walk their doggos

>>37103822
Sounds like a plane. Always nice to get fresh air especially with doggos

>>37103822

I've heard they are pretty strict, probably best to just phone them up and ask about requirements, and go from there

>>37103770
one major weakness with nintendo is that anything to do with accounts and online with them is shockingly bad, i dont even know what to say as i dont know, i would assume its okay but i have no clue, id just say its a bit risky

>>37103822
Would you go round to the pikeylad's site and collect mr cuddles?

>watch UK BMX video
>white bmxers
>Paki music
Our culture is fucked lads.

decided to not order a takeaway and just put a frozen cheese pizza in the oven, ill try to stay under my calorie limit today

but im not going to ;-;

>>37103871
what is paki music, is it just all allahuackbar stuff?

>>37103876
Lad, asda make your own pizza is better than take away. Don't order domino's again, just get the asda gear.

>>37103888
Nah, could have Paki influence.
https://youtu.be/GhN0GzieNwY

>>37103903
asda don't deliver

>>37103903
i wasnt even going to order a dominos, i was thinking about a kebab, but i prefer the dominos stuff to asda pizzas, frozen pizzas never really taste nice to me and youd also have to leave the house to make one of those create your own things

>>37103934
How absolutely bloody awful

Absolute state mate.

>>37103934
first niggers ruin youth with their influences and culture and now pakis are doing the same, i despair when whites talk about rap or grime and im going to have to put up with this shit, fuck everything

that was the first time I've been clothes shopping since before I was a tub of lard

I actually feel a little bit better about the whole thing now

>>37103903
>Lad, asda make your own pizza is better than take away.

This fucking meme

They are unironically some of the worst pizzas imaginable. How fucked up are peoples tastebuds that they think tasteless dought, watery saucde, and plasticy cheese are "better than take away"?

They're nothing but circles of garbage

>>37104133
some of the worst use of English I've ever seen

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>>37103631
Less tolerant than the pigs
Sort yourself out lad

>>37104195
Are the police a meme now or something?
What are they playing at?

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>government seems to have some kind of thing about being tolerant going on
>keeps bringing in mussies who are the least tolerant people

>>37104133
Agreed. It does my head in when people are like [insert cheap thing] is better than [insert expensive thing]

It's almost never true. They just aren't discerning enough to know the difference.

>>37101803
if you're gonna give up on them lad then mind sharing the PSD?

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>>37103766
This bullshit just pisses me off
They way it is worded as though they are helping people into work rather than harassing them
Glad I havent had to go for a job centre for ages

Any lads wanna start a fight club? Dying for a scrap/

>>37104321
sorry i dont interact with niggers

>>37104347
>niggers ask before fighting someone

>>37104347
Too bad, I'd kick the living shit out of a racist cumskin!

what's the skinny on working under 16 hours a week on JSA?

I know there's some voodoo but I've no idea what it is

>>37104355
niggers have extreme urges to fight which youve admitted to, none of us even know if you would be gentlemanly about it and not just jump the person when they arrived

caught out nigger, now get out

>report a profile on normiebook
>it gets deleted
I could do this all day, it's so satisfying

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Gettin a bit hot up here lads

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>>37104321
You should challenge Britnormie to a fight

>>37104380
what can you report them for?

>>37104376
Everyone in fight club was white mate

>>37104375
I did it for a while, if you make a too much money they don't pay you anything but if you have work on a signing day you just tell them and you don't have to turn up

>>37104398
just a shame we aren't talking about a movie huh

>>37103940
Don't they deliver people's online shopping

>>37104401
> if you make a too much money
are you sure it's not; "if you work too many hours"?

can you actually claim JSA on top of the part time work?
or do they make up the difference?

>>37103934
String cultures survive, weak ones perish, yours must have been shit lad.

>>37104407
I was. I want it to be just like the movie, with whites and a fat tranny.

>>37104416
Yes but you can't get counter goods delivered.

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>>37104393
you can report anything someone posts or you can report a profile

>>37104392

That isn't BritNormie, I've seen his pic

>tfw no lad to bum me

>>37104457
I'll bum you lad. I'm hung and ready to fuck. Where do you live? Liverpool here.

>>37104457

Just drive up and down the M5 in the evenings lad

>>37104435
eh, I thought it was a diy one,
best make your own pizza is get a naan bread put some bolognaise sauce on some cheese then pop it in the microwave for a couple of mins, or in the oven for a crispier 1

>>37104427
well hours and pay go hand in hand I suppose. If I did a lot of work in a month I would get a letter through saying I had earned too much to be paid any bennies that month

>>37102064
Enjoy being cooped up in a store that reeks of BO, friend!

>>37104471

You black or one of those pink lads?

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>>37104471
>Liverpool here.
that is really close

>>37104479
that's more of a calzone though

>>37104471
>see home town in thread

It would be a bumder wouldn't it.

>>37102214
Me clubbing seals except I'm clubbing the shit outta Umaru

>>37104521
no it's not folded

>>37104479
Yes DIY pizzas are made at the counter

>>37104534

Wow, of the half million people in Liverpool, there's another britfeeler, what are the odds eh!

>>37104514
Ok lad, I'm down. Give me your address and I'll be over in a jiffy. x

I must have cleared about a kilogramme of mucus from my body today.

>>37104571
there are quite a few of us here yaknow

>>37104577

I probably did yesterday, it's very strange having such a bad illness like this in summer

any of you lads want to recommend an mmo i can throw some money at?

>>37104608
World of Warcraft
Eve Online
RIFT
Maplestory

>>37104608
Throw money at me lad. Sponsor a NEET

>>37104622

Any online games with a strong bum love element?

>>37102816
Cambsanon reporting in

Fuck deliveroo one of the fuck fags that deliver shit on bikes nearly rode into me

>>37104363
>Whites don't like my people because they're overtly violent
>I wish I could beat them up

>>37104622
definitely can't be fucked with wow, played that for over a decade, eve i think would just be a bit too hard to get into now and im not too into the gameplay of it desu, is rift any better than it was years ago? not going to touch maplestory either since i never liked it, but thank you for the suggestions anon
>>37104630
already in a sponsor a neet programme, i sponsor myself

>>37104641
Guild wars 2 has dykes. It's very SJW

when i still had exams left
>everything on the internet was interesting
>was clicking on everything
>saw loads of new films wanted to watch but didn't have the time
>wanted to play 20 video games but couldn't
finished my last exam
>meh
oh well

>>37104669
It's not because they're overtly violent you fuck, it's because they're racist cumskins who deserve what's coming for them.

>>37104673
Maybe FF14 then? Options are very limited if you don't like the MMO gameplay.

slept all day again lads, might just off myself it wouldn't be much different that my life anyway

I have only known one person to use the insult "cumskin" in here, we all know who it is as well.

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Just off for a nap lads, see you in a bit

>>37104701

It's very racist against pink people.

>>37104689
>>37104669
Please stop this incredibly cringey behaviour.

>>37104695
i love mmo gameplay, its just eve that im not really keen on, i really wanted to get into ff14 but the players i encountered in it actually made me unsub, the mmos i would say ive actually sunk big portions of my life into though to give you an idea of what i enjoy are swg, gw, wow, ive played countless more but not for a period of 3k+ hours

>>37104738
Does it have to be an MMO? You might enjoy Xenoblade

>>37104733
You deserve what is coming for you, cumskin.

>>37104756
played xc and xcx

>>37104776

Stop calling pink people that name.

>>37104776
Your samefagging is getting old.

>>37104791
I'm not samefagging you dumb cumskin lmaoo umad or something whiteboi?

>>37104812
>whiteboi

they not white, they pink.

should be going over interview questions but I can't stay focussed

>tfw italian gf

i forget what its like to eat a bad meal

>tfw it's thursday
>tfw didn't even notice
Fucking end me, lads

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I love it when I get a cheeky blessing.

>>37104195
>pride
I've never understood this. What is there to be proud about? So you're a slave to lust and take it up the shitter. Congratulations.

>>37104895

Tight little body and a cutey mouth, any pics of his bum-bum?

>>37104929
it's the opposite of shame, which is the default for a homo

somehow their insecurities are everybody elses burden

I am so beta I can't actually say the words woman or girl out loud without blushing. I used to also have a problem with "she" but I'm ok with that one now. "Lady" is fine too.

>>37104944
Can't homos moderate? They don't need to swing to the opposite side completely.

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>there's one lad on here who racebaits and gayposts all day

>>37104959
There's only one way to tell if you are beta or not.

If you can ask a girl you work with "What colour are your panties today?" and they giggle and enjoy the interaction, you are alpha.

If you can't bring yourself to do it, or the girl reacts badly, you are a beta.

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>>37104995
>that one lad who gayposts all day

>>37104988

No swinging involved dearie.. I'm 100% bummer.

>>37104995

Is it all the same lad?
Or are the Paki guy and the Nigger guy different?

>>37105012
Can't do that if they already know you as the quiet guy. You'll just come off as a pervert.

>>37104995
t. non white who doesn't like people saying mean old words like nigger and paki because it hurts his feefees

>>37105071
Exactly. If you're the "quiet guy" then you are beta.

>>37104941
No homo feelings for Sexual Kevin please.

>>37104995
I wonder who it could be............

>>37105069
Seems the same to me. Seeing the same pattern in every thread is noticeable even to a retard like me.

>>37105086

He's right though, you do come across as a totally sad cunt. The robots are several stages higher than you on the social scale and it's plain as day that you couldn't knock snow off a rope.

If you're a warrior of the white race gawd fucking help 'em.

>>37105147
>want thread to be comfy
>threads are never comfy with non whites
>do my best to get them to leave
>sad sad ur such a loser

hmmmm

>>37104929
>not being ashamed is being a slave to lust
Really makes me think.

>>37105012
I think it's better to be beta then

>>37105163
>threads are never comfy with non whites
Literally you or someone baiting. You're probably a 15 year old who thinks it's still edgy to say nigger.

>>37105163
So the thread is only comfy if we're calling non-white robots niggers? Fuck off >>>/pol/

>>37105163
You can't tell what race someone is unless you bait them into reacting by your racist bullshit. You are the one making the thread uncomfy.

Fuck off you mongo.

>>37105211
>non-white robots

doesnt exist

>>37105163

The only uncomfy thing is your autistic repetition of your /pol/ memes you sad fuck.

Now it's patent that the coloured lads kick ten shades out shit out you when you pop your nose outside, but given what an utter gobshite you are that's really just an indication that they have good taste.

>>37105234
Even if they don't, your >>>/pol/ tard racist bullshit is the opposite of comfy. Fuck off.

Fuck off the lot of you. I want comfort. You ruin the comfort. Fuck off

White people who are obsessed with race make me laugh.

Ironically, always banging on about race is a complete nigger mentality.

Most of the time they are poorfags who are forced to live in paki/nigger areas due to poverty. I think they know they aren't capable of lifting themselves out of that poverty and moving to a white area, so they start always talking about race so they can feel superior - even though they are basically impoverished white niggers themselves.

Meanwhile, the white people who are actually genuinely better than niggers or pakis never mention it.

gonna have a wank

any recs? no gay or cuck shit

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>>37105281

I got your comfort right here sweetie.

>>37105325
I'm not the /pol/tard, you colossal retard

>>37105345

Well I'm sure you need love too.

Have that one for free. x

there weren't any blacks or pakis at my school

when we played football at lunch it was always whites vs. jews

posh school was pretty comfy actually : )

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>>37105313
Long, POV vid of a thick, juicy mature woman.
http://porneq.com/video/406668/mompov-renee-e385/

>>37105375
>there weren't any blacks or pakis at my school
>when we played football at lunch it was always Autists vs. ADHDs
>special school was pretty comfy actually : )


In edito, veritas

>>37105375
>that uncomfortable moment when you beat the jews 6-0

>>37105375
Had a few brown lads in my year. They got on with everyone. Only one of them would actually talk about race but it was just for bants.

i don't think i have ever talked to black guy before

I managed to drive me and my mum 30 miles lads, first time I've properly driven since I passed my test. Quite chuffed with myself if I'm honest, no mistakes or anything

>>37105423
You've talked to blacks before on 4chan without knowing.

>>37105375
Grew up in SW London probably 50% white at a guess.

Most places I go brown people and pink people get on fine, problems when they do occur, usually aren't because of colour but other factors like being different teams or whatever.

>>37105476
>brown people and pink people
I told you to stop

>>37105434

Sounds good, keep it up lad.

>>37103581

I was on the work program for 2 years as well.

The only thing I got out of it was a level 1 B-TEC in "work skills"

After I came off it they just put me back on a 6 month JC appointment, although they've recently bumped that down to 1 month appointments.

>>37105507

Stop what, lad?
And umm you "told" me?

Kek!

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Keep remembering this was made in the 80's

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>>37105445
How disgusting. What a terrible though

>>37105401
holy smokes, I might have to have another wank

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>>37103693
are you me? I got that same feel

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Sweet Jesus this is insane.

>>37105519

Purpose of job program = Piss off lazy people to the extent that they get jobs. Unfortunately it also pisses off the non lazy.

The qualifications you get through "on benefit training" will VERY seldom be worth a fuck. The commercial training industry wouldn't allow it.

>>37105584

It was definitely bizarre.

>>37105547
>>37105584
If phasers could do that, then you have to wonder what exactly disruptors could do.

>>37105585
>Purpose of job program = Piss off lazy people to the extent that they get jobs.

I don't think so, just getting them off bennies, if they get a job that's good but as long as they can't trying to claim anything that's good as well.

>>37105573

she actually looks quite fit, id shag her if i had half a chance dessy (not that i have any chance)

>>37105423
a black bloke spoke to me at a concert once

>>37105628
bloody animals

>can hear my gook flatmate laughing like a retard

>>37105609

Yes, you're correct "off benefits" they don't give a fuck whether it's "in work" or not.

>>37105628
How traumatising! I hope you're okay, Anon.

>>37104281
he meant making the thread cos he fucked up multiple times

>>37105585
>>37105609

The purpose of the job centre (and by extension the work program) is this. Make the act of getting help such complicated, depressing, pointless busy work that you eventually either:

A. Stop signing on, in which case they don't have to pay you so they win
B. Your adviser is in a bad mood and just doesn't like you so sanctions you, so they win
C. Kill yourself, in which case they also win

>Anon, you haven't completed your 40 hours of job search this week, I'm going to have to sanction you!

>>37105771

Never been near one of the places thank god. They sound like the most depressing hell holes this side of Turkish jail.

>>37105771
It's surprising how much they can actually help you with but they never tell you about it, you have to find out elsewhere then come to them

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>>37105854

Do you have any examples? I've been on ESA since like 2010 and nothing they've ever suggested or any program they've sent me on has been *any* help. The only thing my adviser suggest now is "have you thought about volunteering?"

Did 2 years on the work program. Got sent on a Blue Apple course which is where the """work skills""" b-tec came from. The course was pretty hilarious because they assume that the people going there are such colossal retards that you have to be taught that you can find jobs in newspapers.

Then after that they tried to send me on a "brand strategy" program and I just refused to sign the paperwork and didn't end up going on it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39968710
>A vehicle has driven on to a crowded pavement in New York City's Times Square, reportedly killing one person and injuring several others.

>>37106007
there is a NEA scheme if you want to become self employed, they can fund training and they can pay for various things for you but you will have to tease any of that stuff out of them

>>37106007

I had to visit a centre doing "gateway" several times when I was doing my masters (same degree as started me reading 4Chins) how the fuck an adult human being puts up with being talked to and treated that way, I do not know.

>>37106039
its what they wanted. happy for them.

>>37106039
>>A vehicle has driven on to a crowded pavement in New York City's Times Square, reportedly killing one person and injuring several others.

It appears to have been an accident, lad.

Sick driver.

Not terror. Yanks only ever have spectacular terror attacks.

>>37104812
>White boi

We prefer to be called little people

>>37106039
>>37106069
oh I thought it said canada. doh

>>37103934
Vid is fucking Sikh bro

Nice, always wanted to try BMX myself

>>37106039
Good lad. Hope he gets a higher score in the coming days.