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>>37216145
I'm far more triggered by the fact that you don't use the real god tier social apps.

>>37216145
>Use my brother's phone for something.
>See mimi.
>Reee at him for being a mobilefag.

True story pls no copy pasterino

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Shkeejrhkn2jekdbjd

just /mu/ and this one, although i can't tell which board has more faggots on it (it's probably this one but only by a little bit)

/sp/ is the only other one I frequent.

Occasionally /vg/ and /mu/ for specific threads.

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>>37216003
/tg/ and /k/.
>tfw to anxiety ridden to want to actually hang with grognards
>tfw now too anxiety ridden with good reason to not hangout with Fun Supporters

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>>37215967
No?

Why do you assume they were laughing at you?

My dude Stanley!

>>37215977
Well i passed them and they started laughing immediately, also one of the girls answered instead of me when professor asked why i was gone so long, she knew i was sick from another dude i guess so she said he was sick and laughed a lot. The other girl was sitting near me and kept shifting and kicking her legs in my direction, very weird. They never talked to me before and they have seen me for years.
>>37215991
Hey man

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a-anyone?
please respond

>>37215546
>>37216224
you are pathetic my dude

>>37215546
just give up there's no hope
you either figure out how to be around women or hire a prostitute
once you have sex with a prostitute you'll realize that it's meaningless

I'll fuck with your life let me tell ya

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What's the point in joining your servers when you just delete them when people stop giving you 100% of their attention?

>>37215599
sorry but idk what youre talking about

>>37215437

That's all OP? Post some MOAR

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Not having a belly gf hurts

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dumper bro here

Will dump with some phat bellies for a while

Quit playing this garbage for a start faggot

>>37215430
>Learn to play every single role (5)
>Learn to play a bunch of champions related to that role
>Learn to play them well
>Don't flame, never, ever
>Mute if flamed.
>Learn in-depth mechanics about the game
>And, for fucks sake, learn to keep a good cs (creep score) This might be the most important to get out of bronze.

See ya in Silver m8. glhf

Do people still play such pleb games like that? I thought those mass marketed type games stopped being popular a few years ago.

I'd probably kill myself honestly

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Can I be reborn as a tall girl with big boobs?

i'd probably be a lesbian, or spend a very long time looking for a guy that didn't just want to fuck me.

42 last time i did this i got no replies and was the only robot

>>37215293
19
1st uni student
Virgin
In shape fair bit of muscle
None
None
Diagnosed depression

112

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>>37215293
63 - cyborg - pretty accurate
>19
>going at uni
>KV
>skinnyfat, 6.0 height
>small abnormalities, can be removed surgically
>had non-serious tumor once
>depression, heavy social anxiety

>>37215283
I've had two gfs and I'm a fembot it really can't be hard for robots to get a gf

It's really REALLY fucking hard for the average functional normie guy who has friends and a job to get a girlfriend......


So then why does it come as a surprise to you that literal shut-in unemployed autists with autism spectrum disorders can't get girlfriend?

do you want to get cooties? cause having a gf is the way you get cooties

>>37215020
FUCK no.
Burn in Hell you fucking fat-enabler.

>>37215020
and thats a no from me

yes
yes

even better if he has a cute small cock and puffy nipples

>>37214906
>The Muslims are absolutely right
yikes

>>37214906
Gud troll op you a master, you definitely bamboozled me

Fear is the path to self preservation.

>>37214698
If you're so smart why haven't you figured out how to get a girlfriend yet?

>>37214745
Its the opposite desu, instead i figured out relationships aren't what the media portrays them as and there is no way for me to obtain a gf. At least if i was stupid i would have hope

>>37214698
Watch out everyone, looks like we got a special fucking snowflake right here. Fuck off mate.

>>37214663
>Everyone should be gassed.
ftfy

well technically uh, nah.

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yeah sure

>take great care to not breed genetic disorders into dogs because that would be cruel
>"LOL let the cripples fuck tho"

we could have avoided all our meme suffering if meme hitler hadn't memed deep in his fucking memehole like a retard

>>37214290
me, having spent 8 months in jail all I did was start jacking off to gay memories in my cell. Shit felt good.

>>37214290
I literally fuck a wagie's gf. Not even a joke. Fucked her tonight, 5am now. Will fuck her wednesday.

NEETdom has its benefits when you have money.

Only being a bottom is gay really so I don't count.