How many NEETs have gone prison gay?

>>37214290
me, having spent 8 months in jail all I did was start jacking off to gay memories in my cell. Shit felt good.

>>37214290
I literally fuck a wagie's gf. Not even a joke. Fucked her tonight, 5am now. Will fuck her wednesday.

NEETdom has its benefits when you have money.

Only being a bottom is gay really so I don't count.

>>37214519
>I can't read
>I'm illiterate

>>37214542
being bottom is less gay. If your looking down at a butthole and a dick and you get hard you are a fag
t.bottom.

How does prison sex work if you can't get lube or clean out

>>37214572
rough and dirty
that's why more often than not it's a big black guy who can take it by force from a small twinky guy

>>37214572
for me personally I would NEVER have gone full homo unless I was in there for life, then Id go undercover.

by the way op doesn't mean literal prison sex
it's an analogy that since you can't get women you fuck other dudes
seems like a lot of neets start settling for femboys and traps

>>37214290
I'll literally fuck a guy's butt tomorrow

He's 10cm taller than me, so wish me luck robots

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I will maybe meet up with a boy today and make him suck me off and maybe fuck him, but I'm still on the fence and feel like ghosting him. Telling people your lewd fantasies is much easier than actually doing it. I don't even know if I like boys. And going outside and meeting someone is really hard too.

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>>37214290
I thought I did before.

After being with ~5 guys, I've come to realize there really might be no one for me in this world - man or woman. The hardest part about truly being alone is the acceptance of it.

>>37214651
>>37214651
>After being with ~5 guys

How can you say you are alone if you met guys before? If you did 5 times, you can get more.

>>37214290
you can't trust fags. I need a guy to cum in my tight hole. But I almost got aids.
t.bottom.

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>>37214682
>fucking guys without a condom

Nowadays my interest in traps has died down, but becoming bicurious and never acting on it is kind of a unusual place to be.

>>37214667
I meant I didn't feel a connection with them when I tried hard. Same goes with the females I've been with. I wish it was 2007 /r9k/ again so I wouldn't be ostracized for being a normie and instead accepted for feeling disconnected by other people in a romantic sense (which I feel a lot of people crave).

>>37214682
Why not get a bf and have a monogamous relationship?

>>37214615
In the end it changes nothing it just gives more fap material. There aren't any femboys or traps in the area and they're all 5'7+ anyways.

>>37214707
Condom only halves the transmission rate of HIV, not nullifying it.

>>37214542
i don't count either since i would only bottom for a cute feminine boy or trap, it's basically femdom

>>37214744
That's completely normal

That's why normies hook up to dozens of people: because they don't feel any connection to them.

Being in a relationship is something which finds you, you just need to go out with more people.

>>37214780
That's not true at fucking all
They deny transmission in 98% of the cases.

>>37214768
That is waaaaaaaay to faggy for me. I'm bi.

>>37214682
condom maybe ?

I'm not prison gay, I'm just gay.
Men ass is so fucking good

>>37214707
But i need to feel when the cum is squirted into my boi pussy

How do I clean myself of this meme? I'm not gay; i don't like regular looking man ass and I get regret. The trap meme was a mistake.

>>37215062

You gotta focus on other things. Its hard to escape when you're on 4chan and there are trap threads everywhere, not to mention being alone in our rooms with no female contact.

>>37215062
get a real girl.

>>37215106
>>37215111
You might as well say he's fucked

Like me

Good lord I don't know what it is but after about 1 a.m. I get an intense craving to pick up femboys on the internet.

Anyone else feel this?
Any volunteers?

>>37215136

Yeah I've pretty much accepted that I'm gonna be in fag mode until I normalize my life a bit.

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>>37214290
>tfw I would be okay with being rammed for dropping the soap
>tfw I would drop it on purpose
I want to die

>>37215136
>>37215191
>trannies/traps
>~2% of the population
>girls
>50% of the population
you couldn't be into this stupid fetish if you wanted to, it's all just pretend and as soon as you wake up and realize how stupid it is, you'll start seeing and finding girls

>>37215366
cute. i like your vibe.

>>37214592
>not getting constipated
>not letting out only the tip of your massive turd in and out for a week
>not being equipped with an antipenian autodefense chastity sting
You're asking for it

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>>37215386
The problem is that girls are only after chad, i'm a fucking beta.

Faggots actually want to touch and suck my dick and lick my body.
I never saw a girl into me, WANTING to be with me, but fags on the other hand desire me.

It's completely fucked up that i have to sugar talk some fat bitch for weeks to get a shit tier girl while i can open my app and receive tons of messages of cute guys.

Fuck girls

>>37215695
hmmm im the same as you, except instead of homos it was a tomboyish mannish probably bisexual girl

average girls are awkward and need Chad to force them on his dick otherwise it's not happening

>>37214519
I have money/I'm a neet, what do I do op?

>>37215695
thats because you have no social skills, stop blaming chad when an average guy can get pussy you dumbass

>>37214433
>gay memories
Do tell anon. We want greentexts now

>>37214290
i'm not prison gay, more like prison bi.

I still prefer real girls over trannies and fem boys; but I'm not opposed to loving some sweet boipucci tenderly

>>37216430
>Points out the disparity between the expectations between the effort a girl has to make to get a sexual relationship compared to a boy.

ayy lmao social skills though kek XD.

KYS roasties.