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>>37555285
Women don't like pedos.

>>37555285
Why don't you just kidnap a little girl and force her to watch anime with you until she develops stockholm syndrome for both you and anime?

>>37555285
It's EXTREMELY RARE

I know of one girl on my normiebook friends list that actually fits your bill. We met during wow and she's into cosplay. She's also an Aussie. Drawback 2/10 hambeast.

Has amazing cosplay though. Her ex boyfriend was a 5'3 beta that always cosplayed as a clown.

you have a really nice face anon, what are you doing on r9k? do you have trouble talking to grills?

>>37555244
That isn't you, faggot.

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Just took this one. I'm really drunk idgaf if anyone sees my face.

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>If the body does what the body wants
>Why do I feel like mine is giving up?

>>37555225
The entirety of this song
https://youtu.be/EQtuPvtye5Y
>tfw he just wanted to stop being a robot in his lighthouse and have one good night with Stacy

I'm falling off the side of the boat
And when I hit water I fall asleep hoping tomorrow
Tastes like poems and honeysuckle
I move slow cause the sky looks bluer when you fuck the order of the day
Or the way shelves fit
I wish I had a pair of stilts

>>37555119
if you want to make it in the world you become a slave to it

>>37555119
I'm going there this summer. I hope they can't find my shitposts
>inb4 underageb&
18

>>37555119
>posting obscene and offensive memes in a private Facebook group chat
And they kicked them out for that? I could understand if it was a public post or a tweet or something, but that's fucked up.

Being a fag desu

>>37554931
literally smoking a bong with tobacco and weed

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>>37554931
I regret smoking weed to this day it made me a slow failure throughout high school and I ended up a triple senior. My class was 2013 and I graduated 2016. People I knew are finishing up their degrees and moving into new homes with thier gfs. But I'm 22 still living with my mom and only going start community college this fall. It all could have been prevented if I didn't try to impress people by smoking weed and drinking alcohol like a degenerate.

they're just 2 kids, why does it bother you that much

How old is this kid

I had gfs when I was a kid, what's the issue?

I doubt they fuck or anything.

Well it's 2017 actually they probably do fuck

The only good relationship a persona should have is with ethier satan or jesus. Mostly satan. Jesus is ok though.

>>37554856
Did you finish the book?

>>37554856
Just finish the damn book, it's hardly War and Peace and you'll be able to get the meme /lit/ credentials, which is the only reason why 95% of people read it to begin with anyway.

>>37554812
>deserve
please don't use this word, it just give normals fuel for their arguments

>>37554812
>good
do you follow the 613 commandments of god?

linguistically speaking, how do u mean "good".

>>37554812
Because life is fucking unfair.
Of course every human deserves happiness. But ultimately not everyone can be happy because life is imperfect and so are we. This is, generalized, the one and only cause for all conflicts in human history. People wanted to be happy.
Isn't that a dilemma?

u want fukk i hav aid?

You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original, give me a seks pls

I'm a girl with a nice fem penis.

Give it up for adoption.
Retards should be euthanised, but we can't do that.

>>37554592
>Divorcing your wife over a tard
His loss.

>>37554639
Yeah but you can check before hand to see if the damned fetus is a tard and abort it, which is what they should have done.

Not gonna knock your opinion but they look like they have a cute personality, they definitely don't look cute.

>>37554422
That is a buch tranny bro, gross af

Looks like an albino nigger

>>37554268
I would kill myself desu

the only reason I'm even trying in life anymore is because I want to make my parents happy since they're generally nice people

>>37554315
This desu, I might see how long I can survive properly homeless just for shits and giggles, but I'd jump off a bridge before long. I'm the disappointing failure of the family and I try to make people happy but always end up making their lives worse so I'll probably kill myself soon regardless.

I'm 29 today and I've never been more depressed in my life. It's weird. Every birthday before this one has been fine, great even, but I could barely get out of bed this morning.

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My sister is never kicking me out she said.
She doesn't even want me to get a job because that would mean i could move away from her.
In 10 years she wants to have a husband and a big family and then me living in her garage like a pet.\

Even if she did kick me out i can go live with either of my parents. They're both so lonely they'd be happy to have me.

Personally I don't want to be a neet forever.

>>37554261
lol no
why should i anon

>>37554261
Well post your contact then anon.

>>37554261
Anyone in Auckland want to be friends?
originoli

>>37554259
P-p-p-please bump aswell if no one has replied in a while to prevent page 10

The fuck is this gender faggot shit

>>37554426
girl (male) is a male to female trap
boy (female) is a female to male trap

Sure I'll bite. What can I do to help motivate myself to study more?

And what can I do when I don't get job replies despite me applying for everywhere and changing my objective to fit the job/aim?

How I get out of making only 30k a year with only an associate's?

>>37554244
What are you more ashamed of? Owning a fedora or being a frequent reddit user?

What does a girls hand feel like