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>>37673271
you can get a better girlfriend in the future. Also, it will give you bad karma of killing so when you are reborn you will have an even less fortunate rebirth.

>>37673271
rick and morty season 3 and game of thrones are both coming out during the summer I think.

>>37673271
if your gf was the only reason you stayed alive in the first place then by all means please off yourself because you're beyond saving

>mfw I forgot about the Theater Thug episode

>>37673364
me too

thanks for reminding me

>>37673551
Underrated show desu
Not like the trash they serve up for kids these days.

>that scene with josh getting the shit beaten out of him by old ladies

Under the Skin ripped off this comic

>>37673207
I'm going to drink vodka infused bottled water at work

that way I can drink on the job and nobody will know

>>37673207
>holding up
Im not. Ive lost my life years ago.

Good thing he didn't have the internet, been a much higher #

I only know mike jones

not many people strand their cult with no other option in the third world

You're a lot better off than me, you should honestly take me out instead tbqh.

>>37673018
Fucking yes, never have to work again, make famous hybridgroes

>>37673018
>DUDE I'M NOT GONNA DATE A QT MULTI MILLIONAIRE SUPER MODEL, SHE'S BLACK!

Good thing I'm a blackbot

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>>37673013
pas vraiment, vas sur /int/ pour faire des thread en francais ou autres langues, ca se fait supprimer sur /r9k/

>>37673013
malheureusement oui....

>>37673013
What is "pole emploi"?

>>37673000
they sell zipper shoes and velcro strap shoes

>>37673000
I taught myself from a youtube video at the age of 13 or 14.

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>>37673000
its time anon buy these type of shoes

>>37672729
do you have any goals?

>>37672751
I don't now. At 23 I've managed to get an accounting degree, I'm about to get my CPA, and I am a Big 4 audit senior that happens to be a drug addict. I rent the small room where I live.

I literally don't have any goals. I think my main goal right now is using and hitting myself as much soft as I can.

>>37672827
Im 23 and was/am an addict. I know that doesnt make sense. What i mean is i understand ill never be truly sober. I get high on something light at least everyday. Whether its 10 cups of coffee. A little weed or booze if i have money and chain smoke all day. I have a script for gabapentin and i use it every 2-3 days. What im sayin is i feel its ok to self medicate but just try to do it for the better good of yourself instead of trying to escape. I hope u understand what i mean. Use ur addiction for good. If u do speed clean ur home. If ur on opiates use the relaxation to read something good. Etc.

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the deed is done senpaitachi

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>>37672718
p-please resbond here

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Dunzo

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>>37672564
Are you retarded?

onagago post

>>37672606
>Are you retarded?
No and there's no reason for this hostility
Its very clear you are a straight person from this comment

Gay men have a lot more sex than straight men so what's the problem

No he's some mentally ill tranny

Stop trying to force this shitty cringey meme. If you want to truly meme him, let him just fade in obscurity. He did what he did because he was desperate for youtube views

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>>37672554
haha haha this fucking video
this Vucking video

>>37672554
he a qt3.14...

of course he is a robot, lost two friends in school, mildly autistic, KHV, and had unaddressed mental issues.

>>37672533
this format of joke has been dead for over a year now

>>37672533

Real MF nigga hours

>>37672562
Still a better thread than most others on /r9k/

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>>37672424
Monty python crew

>>37672424
Bo burnham.
This originality filter is a faggot.

Kevin Hart

Zelda Informer is a shitty-ass website.

Bully, OOT and Pokemon Red

I'm casual as fuck tb.h

None every year

The closest is completing Metroid Prime trilogy every 3 years or so

I don't live like a normie but I guess I could, having friends is exausting, I don't need a gf either, my only friend is boring and we silently split, the girl I used to sex chat and befriend is crazy and I dont want to see her anymore no matters how hot she is

I like robots a lot of more but my mental health is good , my social skills are fine and I don't suffer for not having a gf or being alone, I think I don't want neither, cool to know more bots similar feelings

>>37672349
>Too normie for /r9k/
Sure is summer in here

>very attractive (been told so by multiple girls my age)
>have many friends
>fun to be around
>people like me in general
>i'd rather be alone 99% of the time
>kv by choice