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>>37846343
for the record degree is Biomedical Science

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>>37846343

Just got kicked out of university last semester for bad grades (<2.0 GPA). I've been a NEET for a month, which used to be fine except the last time I was a NEET was when I was 18 and just out of high school and at this point I'm in my mid 20s and can feel the walls closing in.

>was a "smart" kid and didn't have to study to do well in school
>middle school was much the same but warning signs started to appear in math during my last year
>high school was when things really started to fall apart, almost dropped out but managed to scrape by
>got pressured into university by my parents, which has been a disaster from day 1

Basically I never learned how to study and spent all of my free time playing video games or browsing 4chan because I had no friends to do things IRL with. What resulted is a 24 year old manchild with a short attention span who lacks the endurance to focus on anything of significance for more than a couple of minutes at most. My brain is absolutely fried.

>>37846474
That sucks man, I feel like a failure too. I'm 25 and I feel like I have wasted the last several years returning to education for nothing. Do you at least have some work experience?

>>37846288
no hang yourself tranny

>>37846288
weight makes it easier to grow tits, don't sweat it

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you have to have the willpower to eat right you fat fuck. pull up pictures of cute traps/girls whenever you want to eat like shit. it'll give you more motivation. not stuffing your face with bullshit is a simple task. you're never gonna make it.

Use lyft or uber faggot or walk. Dont force yourself to work shit job if you really don't want to.

>>37846236
Pay for a cab.

>>37847096

They have a gay only version for Uber now? Man the left is really getting out of hand

DOUBLE RATIONS?! Great!

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>the keep is enclosed

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DAE DESART WILL RRRUN WITH BLOOOD

>>37846129

You've banged 6 girls with that dicklet? They didn't laugh as soon as they saw it?

>>37846129
i'm 5.5 and I had bitches call it small
you are lucky

>>37846129
Yeah, I've spoken to a few girls who prefer small dicks. Mostly girls who are into shota though.

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>>37846118
>Harnished

>>37846118
3 year veteran here.
Since you're an oldfag tell me your story.
What were the threadkillers about?

>>37846157
It all began with a thread from anon complining about being a "threadkiller"
>he said that whenever he replied to a thread it is usually the last reply and the thread gets archived.
>OPs post got some amazing digits quads or quints even
>few anons replied with sharong similar feels as anon and decided to "kill" OPs thread as being the last anon to reply
>the thread reached the maximum amount of replies and many anon stayed up the whole night just to see who ends the thread as throughout the day several amazig digits have been seen in that thread
>the people that were in the thread since the beginning got trips to see which one of them becimes the ultimate threadkiller
>a random guy won, he was not the member of the crew and was said to be the represantation of Kek himself along with pepe
>he then made a thread where he decided to not use his powers he got from killing a thread so powerfull and full of digits to become a new leader of /r9k/

them making pointless small talk
in order of things to do it goes:
>actually ask questions on what the worker is doing and why is he doing it so you can learn what is happening and give the worker a chance to flex his knowledge and ego via being a pseudo teacher for a moment
>silently standing by waiting for worker to be done
>making small talk with the worker forcing him to be polite and making small talk back, forcing him to divide his attention between the job and your dumbass for bothering him

It's funny how the ones my parents hovered over and small talked with finished their jobs ASAP and did it well while the guys they left alone took forever and did shoddy jobs that we had to get them to court

>>37846114
>blue collar worker
>don't interact with customers
It's great shit friends

>>37846072
>Employment insurance
whats that desu

>Will soon run out of unemployedbucks
>OP is a wagecuck at heart

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>>37846072
This thread still needs my post.

Atleast give her the D, OP

Dude that is some real red zone type shit. You better drop her real quuck because if she is willing to do it to him she will do it to you. Fuck her first though. Thats the only logical solution. A whore will always be a whore.

I'll have to agree with the other two guys here. Smash it and leave her as quick as possible. If you get emotionally attached you're fucked. Like really fucked.

Hekkin wot
pretty cool desu

>>37845944
This is sad. very sad lmao.

Imagine in the future where there are drugs that eliminate your refractory period and you just plug into one of these for 12 hours.

yes, they do. gibberish and more gibberish. I swear to god if you tell me one more time my comment is unoriginal I will choke you to death moot.

>>37846647
git gud faggot, it's not difficult to create an original post.

>>37846647
W-what kind of things do they do?

>>37845894
I don't shave down there because I don't have a real reason to do so

I usually trim. Shaving is a hassle and I'm too lazy for it.

>>37845894
I use a facial hair trimmer with a stubble guard

burn more calories than you are taking in

if you are too lazy to do anything then simply stop eating

stop eating at a surplus

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drink a lot of water
original

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>>37845872
None, you fucking weirdo. People are biologically wired to not have sexual attraction to their actual family. If they do, they are mentally ill.

>>37846353
something a non-Chad would say

>>37846591
Something an autistist would say

>>37845837
What is it about? How is their personality like an ugly beast?

>>37845891
I don't want to spoil anything but he abducted some people to have them cannibalized.

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>>37845904
>he abducted some people to have them cannibalized
>its ok 2 b urself
what