>tfw no quality mom son porn
shit lads
>it's another "I was a neet scumdog like you but then got my life together for my marked down stacey" story
Dou you take any extra steps to protect your anonymity here? Because the shit I poost and threads are visit are something I'd never ever want other people to see.
>"Eh wite boi. u look kinda cute. wear u goin?"
Home to watch sophisticated Chinese cartoons and have deep intellectual discussions on a Sudanese chip carving imageboard
>tfw no fragile skeleton nigger to fuck
I am rushing to my domestic abode to debate observed differences in the skull sizes of mongoloids, negroids, and caucosoids m'lady
>girl doesnt reply to me on tinder twice in a row
>call her a stupid fat ugly trash human being
>dont even care if she screenshots and shows her stacie friends
no more mr nice guy. I am sick of these god damn normies
>>37621077
"lmao look at this fucking loser"
>>37621995
laugh it up roasties, laugh it up.. but in your darkest hour, my words will once again flow through your mind and you will understand what I meant
>>37621077
>no more mr nice guy. I am sick of these god damn normies
and what do you think you are when you're trying to use tinder in the first place? leave failed normie and go to reddit
Does anyone else have sexual overreactions because of your inexperience?
>kissless virgin
>spend the night at my buddy's place after drinking
>wake up this morning to see his mom looking really nice wearing a beautiful dress
>say "you look lovely"
>she responds "you know what to say to a woman" and does a little twirl
>I pop a complete hard on and have to hide my raging erection until she leaves
>literally got a boner from an old roastie saying one sentence to me
It's shit like this that makes me think I'll instantly cum in my pants if I ever touch a woman. How do I solve this?
Wait until you turn 30, I can only get hard to the most degenerate shit. I would say act on those feels while you still have the juice.
Ask a robot that stopped being a robot 2 years ago today with the same girl.
I'm still with her and it's great, sex was even better than i imagined.
>>37620971
What's your SIN number?
>>37620971
>a robot that stopped being a robot
Normies logic never cease to amaze. I am sick of your kind, gonna sage this thread.
>>37620971
What's the dumbest thing robots believe?
Another day, another disappointment. How do you even keep up
>>37620952
Sleep it off and repeat
>>37620952
I run. No matter what how else i spend the day, if i run for a bit, i feel accomplished
by over eating everyday so eventually my body will give out and I die at 27 of a myocardial infarction
>tfw the Perc hits
Today has been well, but painful; I'll see you guys in a few hours.
I'd be completely hooked on these if they didn't make me sick. It's no loss, it's not like I'd be able to get a script for them so I'd be fiending for money all day but I just want to stop feeling so shitty.
ITT: post yfw a normie tells you to be yourself.
because im the normie posting to be yourself
>tfw you literally dont care anymore
it's like impossible for me to lose virginity. No girl would be able to seduce me.
>>37620792
I have this. I've heard this line so many times it became some ambient noise for me.
Whats a rare fetish you have?
Mine is manicured nails. Just look at those delicious nails i cum to them 3 times
I look at gifs of people hugging and try to insert myself into it
Defloration, especially female on male. You'd think this isn't rare on here, but it is.
>>37620703
KIRA YOSHKAGE!
>be me
>have nothing better to do on a saturday morning
>decide autism loves company
>no one else is up
>/rSpcRat
Sounds like a good time, bump me boyo
Oh boy there is no way to bump this is there?
Every time someone asks a question beginning with "Can....?" just post this link and respond "Infinity can!"
Let's spread this shit!
Infinity Can!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xm5EdldUc
>>37620691
music made me think it was gonna be a cyriak video
You're a nigger, stop spreading your shitty YouTube channel
>>37620691
That's more autistic than fidget spinners and pony cartoons.
Who /lives a lie/ here?
>have brain problems that give me a super thick accent
>don't sound like a native English speaker
>fuck it
>learn French
>if someone asks where I'm from it's Montreal
>when I'm in Montreal I'm from Boston
>if someone comes up with an extra random guess I just roll with it until they leave>a bit after 9/11 I was held up for several hours at the border because nobody could be convinced I was American
>chatting on whisper
>talking to girl about meeting up at a local carnival with a few others
>talk for like 10 minutes about eachother
>oh yeah, send your pic
>send selfie
>literally ghosts me
YOU CANT BE A ROBOT IF YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE