Who /lives a lie/ here?
>have brain problems that give me a super thick accent
>don't sound like a native English speaker
>fuck it
>learn French
>if someone asks where I'm from it's Montreal
>when I'm in Montreal I'm from Boston
>if someone comes up with an extra random guess I just roll with it until they leave>a bit after 9/11 I was held up for several hours at the border because nobody could be convinced I was American