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I just want a life worth dieing for.
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DYING
ITS DYING YOU ILLITERATE CUNT
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>>37881191
Its whatever i say it is, faggot. Also,consider the following:
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I hope I die going fast, or as a result of going fast.
Preferably downhill on something
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Want to bang as many girls as possible?
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Anyone else feel this way? I am not picky at all who I have sex with (especially when alcohol is involved) but i'm very picky with who I would pursue a relationship with.
I have fucked 10 women, only 4 of which I would have considered a relationship with and I dated 2 of those 4. Am I just being picky? Some of them had great personalities but I only like very petite women. I broke up with my 10/10 personality 6/10 135lb 5'6" gf because I want skinny pretty girls. But I've had my share of girls that are a little heavier than me too. I'm 145lb 5'9". I'll have sex with whoever as long as they're not lard-tier.
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Shut up, faggot.
feggot.
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>>37881177
kys.
retard. originolo
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>"YAS"
>"SLAY"
>uptalking
>Vocal fry
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>>37881092
How do you say omg with 14 syllables
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>>37881092
>uptalking
So much of this in Australia, it's really annoying.
>on lunch break at job
>co-workers sitting at only table
>talking about instagram dms
>sit down
>they go on about normie stuff like playing games
>guy says he talk to girls and stop just to mess with them
>quietly sit there and eat
>they ask me how I talk to girls on twitter and insta
>say I'm not really into that sort of thing
>ask me how i meet girls
>say I don't worry about that stuff
>they go back to their conversation
was there a better way I could have handled it? Or was I fucked once they asked me? Would lying have been better?
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>>37881085
Just be straightforward and don't overcomplicate it too much, it's all small talk, it's the experience and time spent getting closer that matters.
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>>37881085
Don't overthink it. You don't have to add your own insight to every conversation at work. In the future just laugh things off, and if people keep asking just say you don't want to talk about it.
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strains for curing paranoia, anxiety, and depression 2017-06-22 06:08:38 Post No.37881048
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strains for curing paranoia, anxiety, and depression
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I need to cure all 3 all the time but 90% of strains might cure two but always make at least one worse
any strain suggestions beyond CBD?
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Weed literally makes those three things worse over time. Drugs and mental illness in general are a terrible mix, even if it's not obvious at the time.
t. stoner
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>>37881244
dude I have literally had this shit all my life. its like 1st nature to me. I am only depression, anxiety, and paranoia.
weed allows me to be in the present for a fleeting moment. which allows me to be human
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>>37881422
I know the same feels.
Also smoking for years and believe me, there's no progress to be made. Only realizing that the same issues plague you but you've also wasted years smoking and doing literally nothing.
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>BING
>*BRAP*
>BING
>*1-UP*
>WAAAA-HOOOOO
>*SPLORCH*
>HERE WE GO!
*BRAAAAPPPPPFFF*
>MARIO NUMBER ONE!
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Nigger what ?
Originalio
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>>37881043
These could be actual lyrics to the number one rap song right now and I wouldn't even know it... this is literally what rap has become...
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
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>>37881043
go back to /v/ faggot
>Defeated Karate Master Gets Fucked By Victorious Student
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>>37881031
it makes that you didnt help him train. however you shouldve also not allowed him to hang around.
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What teIevision programme is this?
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le smuk frog show
>programme
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>>37881030
It says right there on the bottom right you illiterate hack
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>>37881071
It says COMEDY LARTNEC but not what specific show it is.
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>At college taking summer classes
>Having lunch with my friend and helping him with some work
>Friend likes a girl we know and she's aware he does but doesn't like him back
>She comes up to us during lunch
>She asks me for help too
>Didn't really think about it and say sure
>She sits next to me and not my friend
>Realize immediately the awkward atmosphere going on but try to power through it
>Help her with the work
>She's been strangely touchy with me and overly nice
>Don't like this at all
>Eventually she starts to try and subtly flirt with me in front of my friend
>Know this girl doesn't like me at all and she's doing this on purpose
>Could tell my friend was feeling the pain inside
>Decide to put a stop to this madness
>Tell her I don't like her that way and I won't help her if she continues because it's creepy
>She's visibly taken aback by this
>She says "Fine, whatever." and gets up and leaves
>I apologize to my friend
>He said I shouldn't have rejected her
>I told him I wasn't going to do something that would hurt his feelings
>He gets mad at me and says he doesn't need my pity then goes home
>tfw I just wanted to be considerate
Did I make a mistake?
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>>37881027
Post this on >>>/adv/ faggot
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Nah, just it's hard to be considerate and spare a man's pride at the same time.
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I think you did the right thing but you shouldnt have said that you "weren't going to do something that would hurt his feelings". Even if that's what you meant by it, you should have just played dit off as you just not being into her.
I'm 46 years old, and I have never had a romantic relationship. I desire love and sex, but I refuse to lower my preferences. I'm currently in love with another guys beautiful wife. I'm almost certain she's a whore, nut she won't give me the time of day. Would it be appropriate to end my life?
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yeah you're pretty dumb
>31 year old permavirgin here with standards probably lower than yours
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>currently in love with another guys beautiful wife
Stop that you creepy fuck.
Lmao lyke literally how is anybody a virgin past the age of 13 lmao
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>>37880992
>46
>desire love and sex
Don't worry; in another year or two when your hormone levels finish dropping down to almost nothing, you won't care any more.
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>never feel comfortable enough to get close to people
Any anons know this feel? I can talk to people, make conversation and small talk, I just can't establish anything meaningful with people I've just met, it just feels like a lot of work that might not be worth the risk.
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>>37880976
You have autism, go see a therapist, might help.
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>>37880976
>get to comfortable
>open up to them
>get paranoid they hate me now
>never talk t them again
Kill me.
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>>37881260
Thanks anon, I'll be raking in the autismbux as soon as I can
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>Me: Mom, I'm pretty sure I have ADD. I've done horrible in school, doing basic things like laundry and even eating are a massive chore, and I'm a complete scatter brain
>Mom: you're just LAZY
I guess it helps that I don't live with my parents but it's really disheartening when they don't listen to your plights because they don't believe in medicine. Any other robots have problems with this kind of stuff?
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>>37880962
It's entirely possible to be afflicted with both ADHD and laziness at the same time.
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>>37880962
>don't believe in medicine
How does this affect you if you're not underage?
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>>37880997
I'm a lazy cunt, yeah but I think that's learned behavior. Whenever I get over myself and try to do something I want to do I can't focus and give up. I get dyslexic when trying to read things I don't want to and I have a really hard time counting things. I'm genuinely ashamed of how long it takes for me to count a few lines on a piece of paper.
>>37881036
I'm too poor to afford mandated healthcare (not even joking america fucking sucks) and it helps to talk to my mom about some of my problems. she always laughs at my jokes.
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Is Seattle university a good school? Got admitted but I'm not really sure if I should go..any Seattle robots know if this place has a good reputation?
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I don't know t b h I don't even live in Seattle. I have heard of the seattle seahawks though
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>>37880951
completely average school, if youre average academically then go there
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>>37881184
Well I am completely average so I guess I'm a good fit
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Is Bowser /ourrobot/?
He just wants that roastie Peach to be his gf but she always rejects him. He even has a son that she could have been a mother to but she rejected Bowser Jr. as well like the bitch she is. Meanwhile, he always gets beaten up by that white knight Mario. He's had a tough life...
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>>37880940
>wanting roasties
No
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Nah Luigi is /ourguy/ hes always outshined by mario despite being the more talented brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eqq3LNuayc
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What do you think of women who have sex on the first date?
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>>37880887
I hate all women so it doesn't make a difference
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>>37881005
Fpbp, the only correct answer
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>>37880887
Normal, thats not mean they are ''whore'' desu