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Hey fembots tell me about the Chad in HS that you used to have a crush on
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I used to have a huge crush on a skinhead Chad. We used to be really good friends and hang out often, but he got expelled and my parents didn't let me hang out with him anymore so we lost contact after that. I heard he's a druggie now, and I'm honestly disappointed in him.
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>>37953949
>hey fembots

Fuck off
There is no such thing as a "fembot"
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>>37954095
>I heard he's a druggie now, and I'm honestly disappointed in him.

That was the obvious eventuality. I hope I never have kids.

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i just want someone to send me porn and help me fap when i want to
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Just develop your catfishing skills and find a guy on Tumblr. Thats what I do.

I also want out. I've built a prison for myself and the door isn't locked, but I can't leave.
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I just want someone to hug and cuddle when I want to
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>>37953929
Jeez I know that feel

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Why aren't you a 9/10 slavic chad?
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>>37953859
Dayyum, Chadley looks like THAT!?
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>>37953859
Because I'm a 7/10 mandinka chad in training
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>>37953859
I am, but I am too autistic for frie ds and romance so I don't care

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How do I git gud at Tekken 7?
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>>37953829
By unistalling and playing a better game like Garrys Mod
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>>37953829
bee asexual
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>>37953881
>autismo virgin neckbeard the game
you do belong here lmao

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Why are so many white boys interested in becoming girls?
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>>37953800
He looks way better as a girl desu...
I'm sure he gets tremendous amount of dick, cause the world is full of pervs willing to fuck boipussi.
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>>37953800
Holy shit he's a 5/10
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>>37953800
1. They're ugly
2. Get rejected so many times
3. It's easier to get laid when being a faggot
4. Too much anime
5. Online fag enablers
6. Except the fact being gay is normal and IT IS NOT a mental illness because the Jews said so

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Im quitting my wagecuck job in couple of days. I hope it will improve mood and maybe i will be able to enjoy little things i used to enjoy. Next step of my plan is suicide or homicide.
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>>37953687
Remember: Never check out with money in your account (or credit to abuse).
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>>37953906
>Never check out
you mean "don't leave money on your account before killing yourself?"

I don't have much. It will be something around $250 in freedom money.
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>>37953999
you should buy a boat somehow and take it to the ocean, and then just swim until you cant swim anymore.

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Why are you so shallow?
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i guess if I didn't have to talk to her or look at her or touch her or have her sleep here and she made me food

enh, still probably no
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>>37953674
l hate this feel good crap
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>>37953674
If you say no you aren't a robot.

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>be me
>friends want to go to fair
>dudebro says he's gonna help me find a GF
>I hate social stuff and people
>can't pick up on social cues
>can't tell whether someone is flirting or being nice.
Wat do?
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>>37953666
Dudebro says he'll help. What do you stand to lose?
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>>37953691 I have no idea what I have to lose, I just don't want to be rejected.
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>>37953666
Put dem shitty feelz in the trash my brotha

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What's in the letter, robots?
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>>37953571
You tell me you're the one who has the letter
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>>37953571

a pair o' feckin womens knickers
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>>37953571
If it's a love letter from a girl you should sincerely kill yourself in an original fashion.

If it's not, then how the fuck should we be able to guess what it is?

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>cousins of mother's family is > 6ft Dinaric GODS
>father is part Albanian, 5'8
>im 5'11
wake me the fuck up inside

DO NOT MARRY ANALBANIANS, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE MANLETS
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>literally live in the Dinaric alps
>tfw only 180cm tall

WAKE ME UP
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>>37953613
come here

oringinaruuu
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>>37953569
albanians are usuallt tall broheim

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So.. I met a slave on fetlife. He lives alone and wants to be my slave but wants to know what i would do to him.

What do slaves generally like?
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>>37953549
>What do slaves generally like?

For their father to love them
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Depends on the person. Some people want a very sensual loving experience and some people want to have the shit beat out of them on the regular. Go for a comfy medium and tell him that you'll put a collar on him and butt fuck him. I hope this helped.
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>>37953549
Tell him you're going to get his boipucci pregnant and he's gonna give birth like in alien with your faggot buttbaby exploding out of his colon aka boiwomb.

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The mental illness wins and I become a creature of hate.
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I never stood a chance alone
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Anyone have mental illness that turns on and off like a light switch? Im OP and i feel 110% better now
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And now I rewd something and thought that i didnt like and im Down to 50%

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I am really turned on by white men with black women and really women with all races. White men are mad sexy.
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Sounds like you're the elusive big black cuck my friend
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>>37953514
ntr is a pretty universal fetish
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Jose Orginaldo

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What do you guys think of dating emotionally damaged girls?
>am friends with a girl who's an 8.5/10
>unlike other qt girls she's very introverted and doesn't really have any normalfag interests
>her hobbies are shitposting on /vp/, watching Chinese cartoons and playing vidya
>she has a history of depression, social anxiety and suicide attempts
>she was sexually abused by her step father for years until he was arrested and he an heroed in his prison cell
>basically all of her problems can be traced back to her childhood
>am basically her only friend
>from the way she looks at me and talks to me i'm pretty sure she's in love with me

Do I go for it? I think this is my only chance to get an 8/10 girl, but at the same time I dunno if I want to be responsible for her.

And she doesn't have a job or a degree so she's basically dead weight financially.

photo unrelated
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Don't bother. Really, REALLY REALLY not worth it. Link me to her, I want to be her friend.
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>>37953471
>emotionally damaged girls

used up whores playing the victim
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>>37953471
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BATMAN.
ABORT MISSION.

Dude, seriously, abort mission. This is how it's going to go:
1. Either she'll stay a mess and eventually you just can't put up with her shit anymore. It's really something different when you're in a relationship.
2. Or she'll improve because of "do it for him", becomes a social butterfly like the others with a few weird quirks and she'll leave you for a bunch of Chads and you get cucked.

Don't. Speaking from experience here. Just, don't.

Its the most amazing feeling when you never had a gf your whole life and white girls never payed attention to you your whole life or they hated you. Then you get an asian gf and take her out in public and see how pissed off all the white girls get.
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>pissed

you do realize asians think you're degenerate and the asian girl is probably the most retarded girl ever, and white people are laughing at you?
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Notice that whites always get the asians who were already trashed by society. Pretty much scraping the low class whore scrum. Nbd desu.
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>choosing to fight over race which we all didn't have a choice in

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