What's in the letter, robots?

>>37953571
You tell me you're the one who has the letter

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>>37953571

a pair o' feckin womens knickers

>>37953571
If it's a love letter from a girl you should sincerely kill yourself in an original fashion.

If it's not, then how the fuck should we be able to guess what it is?

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It's halfway open. I'm afraid to open it any further.

>>37953818

how do you take 15 minutes to half open an envelope are you spastic or something?

>>37953571
It's probably a gay birthday card or something

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>>37954017
Nearly there. Still afraid to open it.

>>37954166
>black man
Leave

>>37954166
>some $2 card from Walgreens
Yeah. That's how you tell someone is just doing something to be polite and they don't actually care about you. The note written inside is probably only a short sentence.

Oh... It's just a congratulatory letter written by my parents. I was fearful for nothing.

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>>37954700
Forgot the photo as usual.