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:DDDDD
worst feel there is

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>>38060800
>>38060877

>everyone pick a partner for this next exercise

the crowning achievement of my life that lead me down to a path of utter failure was me walking out of a college class right after the professor told us to bunch into groups

that's how low I am

>>38060749
>tfw my fetish is to lick a NEET neckbeards itchy asshole

hnnng

>>38060749

I solved it by:
- washing twice a day
- using decent toilet paper*
- cotton underwear, change every day

*found that the cheap one costing 10% less than the good one left small residuals in the anus area

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>>38060749

hoping it isn't pinworms

>>38060688
Where the fuck is your brain???

>>38060688
Since it was very valuable, I sold it to become a NEET.

>>38060688
Just make a fifi out of a few rubber gloves and a sponge

>>38060662
"bad with women" usually only applies to a person with confidence issues/ social anxiety that cant really talk to women properly and thus struggles to get a gf or sex because of it. Usually people do just say "too fat" or 'fucking ugly' or something like that if that's the reason. How much time have u spent in the real world, friend?

>>38060728
Tfw beautiful boy who is bad with girls

>>38060728
But you can be handsome and women won't give a shit if you have poor social skills.

>>38060642

Git shotgun, blow head off, done.

>>38060666
People survive that. Also it's painful as fuck.

>>38060642
i dont know for a fact, but i was always under the impression that you cant fuck up hanging yourself unless your autstic.

>>38060592
These girls are ugly as sin and probably desparate

>>38060592
Why are you even complaining about this? You got to see a few butts in real life

around the 80s

orig

>>38060573
how you gonna fuck a political mole when he's so busy fucking you. actually don't know what he or trump is doing, but i'm just guessing.

>>38060939
But would you fuck him sexually?

>>38060573
I'm not even gay but I would. I would even marry him.

WE JUS WANNA SEE YA.........

>>38060520
Shut the fuck up before I fuck your ass

>>38060725
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN' NORMO

when I was 18-20 but I kept playing them masochistically trying to reclaim that fun.

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>>38060502
I think i'm slowly beginning to lose interest. I play to keep my mind of the negative things. But when i play those negative thoughts resurface 10 times worse. Like why didn't you finish college? Why don't you have your drivers license yet? Why don't you have any ambition? Why don't you have girlfriend yet? I can only supress these feeling with a new game but after a while they still return even faster while i'm growing older. My mind knows i can't hide myself in videogames anymore. But it's doing a shitty job letting it know.

When you realize multiplayer games are cancer by yourself and modern triple AAA SP games usually suck.

Atleast Melee netplay runs on a toaster.

something something white race blah blah nigger, exterminate, breed etc

>asian girls
>materialist slant eyed gooks who looks ugly and will give you a hapa kid

>latina girls
>violent sociopaths who fatten up and become goblins at the age of 25

>black girls
>they're nigresses

they all have such nice busts

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>>38060455
>M-move! I have a manifesto to write!

>>38060455
>puts hand up thigh
>who are you calling ladyboy, bitch?

>>38060455
U-um was just trying to get back to my rom. S-sorry.

>>38060454
I don't know. The better question is why do women think getting fake tits are worth it?

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>>38060454
Those look terrible. Who did the nipple placement, a drunk cross-eyed back-ally Mexican surgeon?

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>>38060454
is it because they're unnatural? i think they're pretty natural because humans use their innate abilities ability to modify their body and a few others aswell and shape the breasts in colors and forms that are common in nature.

>>38060409
35.

Seriously about 5

3 +/-2

>>38060409
Between 1 & 5 with at least two of those being long term relationships of at least six months or more.

>>38060392

Not every porn actress nobody is a porn star, anon

>>38060438

Yeah, i know what you are trying to say, but at the end of the day its just semantics.

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Princess Leia. She's super cute and makes great videos.

4 wheels transport the body
>~2wheels moves the soul~

>>38060353
I ride a Honda rebel and its the goty vehicle in my life.

My dual sport is broken. Idk if I can fix it. My next bike will be a wr450