>okay, break up into small groups

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:DDDDD
worst feel there is

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>>38060800
>>38060877

>everyone pick a partner for this next exercise

the crowning achievement of my life that lead me down to a path of utter failure was me walking out of a college class right after the professor told us to bunch into groups

that's how low I am

>>38060941
You only have entry level anxiety/depression if you haven't dropped a class when the teacher told you there would be public speaking/group projects

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>>38060941
>Teacher ask why you have no partner
DELETE THIS

>>38060965
whatever dude kys

>>38061066
how about you kill yourself?
jsdfjsf

>teacher assigns you a female partner
>she is visibly upset

>>38060941

I do have social phobia, but I can put up some theatre when needed.

Its work, not hanging out. The later is whats hard. The real problem is when people shit on you and you are alone. Now that happened to me a lot.

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>>38061157
that happened so many times to me

>>38060927
>>38060978
>>38061157
shit like that made me quit school

>>38061157
>Teacher takes girls phone
>She cries for the rest of class

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> Introduce yourself. What are your hobbies?

>>38060800
Back in secondary school. We would have drama class was a double period, and so it lasted two hours. During each drama session, there was a period where we would have to get a partner and do whatever with them (I forgot what). During these times I would always tell the teacher "Miss, I need to go toilet." She would then let me go, and I would stay out there until the group project was done.

I did this every drama lesson, and I remember once while I was doing this there was a girl who I saw looking at me from the corner of my eye. I knew damn well she knew what I was doing and so it hurt even more.

Man, secondary school was shit for me, but for some reason I still miss it.

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>be chad
>QT partner picks you for assigned project
>invite her to your richfag parents' house
>fuck her everyday after school

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>when the teacher puts you in a group of roasties
>lol anon why are you sitting so far they don't bite
fml

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>quit school and decide i want to be a woman

>>38061932
Oh Lord(e)...puke

>teacher assigns you the only girl you like
>we don t even look and shes uncomfortable

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>>38061932
we don't talk about that video anymore

>>38061523

This exactly... The roasties were always nice though, just couldn't bring myself to socializing with them.

I always hope to get some qt girl as a partner, but instead get some lazy piece of shit male.

>>38061932
What
oregano originale

>>38061932
i know report of the week, but what happened here? a quick rundown would be a-ok.

>>38062186
>>38062186
she looks like him

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>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a female partner
>start sweating
>nose starts running

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>>38061157
Happened to me before.
They were to stacies and I was the biggest fat slob in the class.
This is the conversation that happened
>anon, why do guys like girls with big boobs?
>why do you like guys with muscles and abs?
>to lick them, massage them, and feel them on our bodies
>so why do YOU like big boobs?
>to squeeze them and suck on them
They are visibly disgusted, they talked to the teacher and they were never in a group with me again, or anyone in their friend group.
That's my very first experience with normies.
I was 13.
I still hate them so fucking much and their social power to apply double standards to anything they don't deem interesting

>>38062109
I remember seeing that video. What was the problem

>the cool teacher who would always let you do group work alone
>finish it before anyone else despite doing it by myself
>15 minutes of free time while the retards figure out how to math

everything went better than expected

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>>38062406
>no partner + too stupid to do math alone

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>>38060941
This sort of happened to me:
>second semester of first year in college
>second week in biology class, it's a monday/wednesday class
>that monday of second week the professor told us we would make the groups in Wednesday
>skip that Wednesday class on purpose so I would be put in any group that needed another person
>it's now Thursday and it turns out professor is extremely careless about how groups are formed so she sent me a google document where I would get to choose (edit & save) which group I want in since I skipped that class
>opened google document and see all the groups, one of which was conformed by one guy alone out of the 28 students in the class
>feel so bad that I don't put my name in any of the groups and just drop out

>>38062406
>everyone hates you for standing out and being better
I can't figure out how the normie hivemind can say shit like "just b urself xD" and expect you to be exactly like them at the same time. Why not just tell the truth that you have to do what everyone does to fit in?

>>38060800
Just approach a small group or some isolated person and ask them to make a group with you.
The normies may not know the obscure robot feels but they sure as hell know the fear of not finding a group.

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>>38062500
Because the education system is garbage and designed to format kids into being little good goyim
>pic very related

>>38062109
>>38062259
Thats the "dad video", right?

>>38062251
Why didn't you just reply "Pretty much for the same reason you like muscles and abs" or "Evolution, I guess?"

>>38062742
What is the video in question? I need some reviewbrah lore

>>38062742
Hmm maybe. I remember his dad was the exact same as him. A sperg in old suits.

>>38062251
You seriously can't understand why what they said was cool but what you said wasn't?

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>>38060800
>"Oh you dont have a group? You can join that one over there"
>Go over and sit down
>They look visibly annoyed at your unwanted inclusion

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>group work
>put into a group of normies
>do almost all the work since it may be a subject I like and either way the others don't do shit and just chat for the whole hour
>they complain that i do everything
>when they do something it's often failed and i have to fix everything
>teacher complains that i do most of the work
Why even put me into a group that doesn't give a shit when I do?

>>38062881
>tfw i have the dad video on my pc

I knew he would delete it, so i downloaded it but for some reason the audio is gone, which i would rather have than the video desu

>>38062892
How is that an issue? They were probably friends and didn't want to have to include someone else

>>38062919
Group activities are about team work. Not some know-it-all cunt trying to push everyone else around.

>>38062923
I remember when he uploaded it asking myself why the fuck he would ever do it lol

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>>38060800
>partner up with a friend class!
>sit still and wait because i'm always the odd one out

>>38062881
lmao the cruelty of most people never ceases to amaze me.

I just hope his 'pergers is strong enough to see the condescending normie comments as legit complements

>>38062923
I hope you're not playing with me. Upload it asap
https://nya.is/

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>Swim class
>Cant into swimming
>Get made to wear a large bright plastic "jetpack" style flotation device to stop me from drowning while I doggy paddle the width of the pool
>Those tiny speedos that my mum bought me sure as fuck arent helping either

>>38062944
>Group activities are about team work
There's no teamwork when the others clearly don't do shit and it forces you to do their part

>>38062950
>tfw knew of reviewbrah before he became super popular and was an obscure maymay man
Atleast he has stayed true to his channel instead of selling out like most channel who get popular

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>teacher creates group project for the kids to teach the class

>>38062923

plz share man

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>>38062944
Get the fuck out normie, you're not wanted here

>>38062960
>>38062944
I am not, but im on my phone right now and its not actually on my pc but on an old laptop and even if i wanted to share it it woildnt be worh the hassle

There is something even more embarrasing that he wants hidden but after i messaged him about it to explain himself he blocked me, so i wont fuck with him cuz i like him

>>38062950
>he's so jaded and bitter he thinks the normies who watch don't genuinely enjoy him
Grow up dude

>>38062973
If you want to be the leader then you need to make people do their share. If you can't or won't do it then it's your fault. The team should fail together then talk to the tutor afterwards.

>>38062981
Blow me you sad cunt. Your problems aren't as big as you pretend they are

>>38062881
>tfw your dad never did cool stuff with you

>>38062963
Kek. When I was in middle school there was this guy who was even more autistic than me (straight A student in pretty much everything but P.E., but socially inept and occasionally annoying as fuck to be around) and he actually cried when we had to go swimming during P.E. or if he somehow got a bad grade.

>>38062999
He blocked you tho. Fuck him, upload it and keep watching him anyway. Not like he can do anything about it

>>38063000
I never wanted to be the leader (or a leader at all), I just wanted everyone to do equal parts.
>If you can't or won't do it then it's your fault
I know very well what happens if I complain. They laugh it off and don't give a shit. I'm better off doing the work by myself.

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>>38061157
Why does this happen every single time??

>>38062878
Not him but I can't, please tell me.

>>38062999
WHAT IS THE SECRET pls

>*spongebog secret box intensifies*

>>38063017
I cant do that, as much as i want to i relate too much too him

But just to prove it, let me upload 4 seconds or so of the dad video

>>38063000
>Says the normie Chad

Off yourself M8, you're literally not welcome here by anyone on this thread or board, you're just being a cunt. Go to fit, or even better go to the afterlife.

>>38063013
That was me except I had shit grades in all my classes as well as the crippling fear of PE and swimming

>>38063027
>I just wanted everyone to do equal parts.
You can't want something and not speak up. By wanting people to do work you're wanting to direct workflow. You don't do it, because you're a shitty leader. The reason you become the de facto leader is because, according to you, no one else cares. You've put more of yourself into controlling the work so you're leader.

>They laugh it off and don't give a shit.
If you're too weak to tell them to get their shit together then go tattle to the teacher.

>>38063042
Two reasons: abs are non-sexual. It's like saying girls hands are nice to touch or their arms. Legs moves more into a sexual area. Tits are definitely sexual, therefore it's an escalation of the sexuality of the conversation.

Two: Anon was/is a fat slob. Nobody wants to know that fat slobs have sexual desires. Fatties are groce. The girls were probably skinny or at least moderately attractive. It's less of a faux pas

>>38063001
I feel like I'm on a decent basis with my dad. We never talk about personal stuff, but we usually nice have conversations about tech and tech related stuff. Sometimes my dad reminds me of myself too much and it freaks me out. He's interested in tech, wears dad jeans, works at a tech company and probably isn't happy about his relationship/sex life (my dad mom are pretty much roommates that happen to have a child, but who don't date other people) He doesn't give a fuck though, just like me. Were currently roughly the same height/weight too, so its even weirder.

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>>38062963
>swim class
>all the qt grills including my crush are on the tribune
>they all see my manlet hungry skellington Auschwitz-mode body

>>38063064
>Go to fit
/fit/ is for retards who only know how to tell people to read stickies. Lots of dumb cunts

>go to the afterlife.
I will one day bro. So will you. Chill out hey

>>38062944
Are you serious, its an issue for me because it hurts to be unwanted and forced upon an established group even if I dont even blame them for not wanting me there.

>>38063117
>we never talk about personal stuff
It's quite sad that I'd rather open up to anonymous strangers on the Internet than my own fucking parents.

>>38063144
Maybe the class had uneven numbers. Shit happens bro. Go make yourself wanted now.

>>38060800
>had one teacher that always said "feel free to fly solo if you want" after hed tell the class to group up

Shoutout to you Mr. Smith

Fuck the video too scared it will be traced back

>>38063182
Good idea. Reviewbrah has friends in the cyberpolice so it'd be backtraced pretty quickly.

>>38063091
Touching girl hands is not the same as licking abs, that's very sexual. If they didn't want to talk about something sexual they shouldn't have started a conversarion about boobs.

>Nobody wants to know that fat slobs have sexual desires
Then why they asked him about boobs if they didn't want to know?

Stop defending them, they were cunts.

>>38063000
Normie tries to give advice.Topkek
>/adv/

>>38061523
DO NOT LET HER FOOL YOU. IS A LIE

>>38060941
I did this all the time, enough people at my school did this that at the end of a year we all had to go to a group work catch up class and you were just paired off with another sperg to do the work together. It was really comfy because it was 1 or 2 of my friends and autists who didn't talk in class who ended up getting free reins to talk about whatever they wanted best time of the school year for me was the sperg catch up class

>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a female partner
>you are visibly upset, because you'll have to do all the fucking work

>>38063266
Literally nothing I said there was advice. I thought nerds were supposed to be smart. Seems like there are a lot of dumb cunts on this board.

>>38063243
Whatever bro

>>38060941
>tfw I did the same exact thing
not that I was doing good in any classes before that

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>>38063089
Did you also use to make a mad dash for the bus stop after the schoolday ended? The guy I talked about used to do it almost every day and once he bumped into a kid from the first year of middle school and just kept running. Also an another story
>einstein (I'm just gonna call him einstein since I have mad respect for his intelligence and I can't think of a better name for now) thinks his hoodie has been stolen/accidentally replaced with a similar hoodie of the same size (he thought someone with the same hoodie in a different size had accidentally taken his hoodie instead of his own one)
>see that he's wearing the hoodie, so tell him "But you're wearing your hoodie right now"
>he replies with "But look at the size difference!"
>brain runs fast that day, so feel like quipping
>do a semi-cool half-spin towards my friend and do a pseudo-cool double-gun handsign (like in pic) pointing at my friend and deliver the punchline
>"Look at the whole Differenci-o" (the word in my native tongue for "Size" can mean either "Size" or "Whole" and my friend had a name that was one vowel away from being the word in my native tongue for "difference")
>everyone close enough to hear and see the quip cracks up
>my friend gains the nickname "Whole (first name)" for the rest of middle school
This moment really helped cement my reputation as the "funny fat guy", but I still got bullied occasionally and wasn't really popular.
It turned out that the hoodie wasn't stolen and Einstein was just sperging out

>>38062944

>Group activities are about team work. Not some know-it-all cunt trying to push everyone else around.
Activities in general are not about "muh team work" but about efficiency. Team work does well, but everyone needs to cooperate. Also they were clearly not interested in the activity, just like every other normie. Besides that you are a normie and need to get the fuck out.

>>38063376
Efficiency is a by-product of team work which is the objective of group activities in learning environments.

>just like every other normie
Sweeping generalisation

>Besides that you are a normie and need to get the fuck out.
cry moar faget

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>>38063292
I caught an angry fish kek
Be a good normie and Let it go

>>38060941
>>38060965
The last community college class I was enrolled in, I quit because the teacher said there would be an oral presentation. I stressed about it for a couple weeks after she announced it, and then just decided to stop going, a little over halfway into the term. she was nice enough to make an exception and let me withdraw even though I was past the deadline so it wouldn't affect my gpa, but I haven't enrolled in another class since. This was over 3 years ago.

>>38063411
>I caught an angry fish
Is this some autistic phrase I'm not familiar with or do you honestly think I'm angry at you?

>>38063348
No that person definitely is not me fa m

>>38060800
Fukkkkkkkkk you really hit me in the feels this time.

>>38062150
Why would you want a woman as a partner?

>>38062406
most people would finish it quicker if they worked alone. groups just cause people to socialize too much. why the teachers put us in groups is beyond me.

>>38063455
Yeah, he always seemed too intelligent for imageboards. It was a really complicated relationship I had with him. On some occasions we used to have pretty good conversations about assburger-tier videogames, but for most of the time he was just being very annoying. During the last year of middle school he took up hand whistling and he used to do it all the fucking time. When he found out I (and most likely me and my friend) disliked the sound, he made it a point just to do just to annoy me. He used to also randomly defend me when bullies would come to shittalk me, but he was so autistic that I usually just told him to go away since he wasn't even helping. Life's weird, eh?

>>38063451
oh shit
The normie wants round 2

>>38063408
>Efficiency is a by-product of team work which is the objective of group activities in learning environments.
Not necessarily. For example the in case of the anon (>>38062919) he did everything, and the byproduct of others trying to do the job was just failure. And you complained that he fucking saved the entire group. Sincerely, normies should die.

>Sweeping generalisation
Prove me wrong.

>cry moar faget
Why do you keep invading this place? Can't you see that you are unwanted here?

>>38063553
Dont fight him bro, chad is probably /fit/

>>38063587
Leave him alone.He is frustrated for being a failed normie.

>>38063348
>Did you also use to make a mad dash for the bus stop after the schoolday ended?
No, I used to wait around for half an hour waiting for all the scum to leave

>>38063463
I keep waiting for the day I grow out of this shit... I'm 24 and it wont stop

>>38063587
>he did everything
You're missing the point of team activities. Which isn't surprising because you're autistic.

>Prove me wrong.
That's not how it works. You have to prove your supposition with evidence.

>Why do you keep invading this place?
I've been on 4chan before you. I doubt you were even here to see this place first start.

>Can't you see that you are unwanted here?
You're never wanted anywhere yet here you are

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>Partner project
>2 friends in that class
>they go together

>people in the group all make eye contact with each other except you

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>"Today we will be working in groups of 2"
>Look over at friend
>He's looking at someone else

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>>38063649
>team project is announced
>eyes gloss over
>freeze up
>soul shatters
>fail because you just became a vegetable

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>>38063687
>team project is announced
>eyes gloss over
>freeze up
>soul shatters
>fail because you just became a donut

>>38063641
>try to make point
>insult him
>teach him about how to make point
Not same Anon but still kek

>>38063673
>be sick for two days
>come back to X class
>"Welcome back anon, we had group assignments, so you're working with (the group of white trash girls who were short one member)"

>>38061475

That reminds me of square dancing week in high school which was during the mandatory grade 8-10 gym class.

For one you had to touch the hands of literally about 100 people which unpleasant but eventually you would have to break up into groups and I'm sure you all know where that went, always eventually managed to find a group or was forced into one but it was awkward. Worst off all though was at the end of the class for the last 5/10 minutes we would run around the gym clockwise doing some sort of square dancing shit to cotton eye joe. You didn't have to do this in a group but basically everyone would get into a group except me.

I think it was grade ten when I decided to just play pokemon on my SP (I had a DS but was playing sapphire iirc) in the bathroom for the entire class so I could miss it. I don't know why I didn't just skip, I think I was to afraid of doing that back then.

>>38063292
we're not nerds. nerds have ambition, intelligence, are emotionally healthy enough to make friends with others on their social level. none of those things apply to robots.

>>38063788
So why do robots exist then?

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>>38063726
Was that supposed to make me feel better?
I almost smirked.

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>>38063812
Why are we still here?
Just to originally suffer?
Oregano

>>38063812


Why does anyone exist? Some selfish cunt decided to spray his seed inside another selfish cunt then those selfish cunts proceeded to do a shitty job raising them. Usually it's those helicopter parents that raise robots.

At the developmental age when they start making friends in prek and kindergarden

>NO FRIENDS CAN COME OVER THEY'LL STEAL!!
>NO YOU CANT GO TO A FRIENDS HOUSE THEY'LL RAPE YOU!!!
>NO YOU CAN"T GO TO THE PARK THEY'LL KIDNAP YOU

And mental illness usually shitty parents though even if you don't think they're shitty

>>38063812
Why does anything exist? They simply are.

>>38063860
>>38063854
But everything has the potential to do something of value, or anything at all. They don't simply exist. By the given definition none of you have to potential to be valuable. You won't make anything of yourself, you won't mean something to do someone, you won't create anything. You exist just to consume and be miserable. Why continue to do it?

>>38063856
That's fucked up but it's still not an excuse to try to better yourself.

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>>38061157
>get assigned a female partner
>UGH why couldnt I get a qt trap bf
beat the sustem

>>38063501
to socialize obviously

>>38063641
>he did everything
>You're missing the point of team activities. Which isn't surprising because you're autistic.
What is the point? Efficiency? So I'm sorry to inform you but teamwork is the worst thing to do when you have a bunch of uninterested normies together.
>That's not how it works. You have to prove your supposition with evidence.
Society is taking away people's individuality and making them generic. Want proof? Go to normiebook.
>I've been on 4chan before you. I doubt you were even here to see this place first start.
Maybe. But if you at least hadn't a disgusting attitude we probably wouldn't mind your presence here.
>You're never wanted anywhere yet here you are
Exactly. Now, you, normie, that can stay everywhere, keep invading this board. Get the fuck out.

I literally dropped out of high school during my last semester in order to avoid a public speaking assignment. It wasn't the only reason I dropped out, but it was the final straw.

>first week of my last semester
>had one class filled with chads and stacies. >The teacher said "Ok, I'm gonna have everyone come up in front of the class and introduce themselves and tell us 3 interesting things about their life"
>She starts picking people at random
>I'm about to shit my pants
>lunch bell rings
>she says "ok, we'll finish up with everyone else after lunch"
>i go to the nurses office and say I'm sick
>I get to go home
>never go back to high school

I told my mom I was suicidal (which wasn't entirely untrue) and she let me drop out. I got my GED a few months later.

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>ok class today we are gonna work in groups, I'll make the teams
YES
>nooooooo, please teacher, let us do them ourselves
>ok fine
>mfw I'll be the only one to work alone again

>>38063953
damn, fucked up the greentext. but you can figure it out

>>38063904
>Why continue to do it?
Most don't, though. You have to remember most of this board is college age or below. This whole "robot" bullshit is just some transitory phase for emotionally immature teens to latch onto before they eventually grow out of it.

The ones who really do stick with it into their mid 20s and beyond tend to kill themselves.

>>38063934
>What is the point? Efficiency?
You're a literal idiot. It's already been explained. The point of group activities is to have team work and to socialise.

> teamwork is the worst thing
If there is no team work then it's inefficient. Having one person do all work is inefficient. Having no one do the work is inefficient. Because both scenarios required a lack of team work to happen.
>Society is taking away people's individuality and making them generic. Want proof?
>I have no proof
Okay :)
>But if you at least hadn't a disgusting attitude we probably wouldn't mind your presence here
Literally nobody gives a shit about your approval. In about 15 minutes I'm going to have another bowl and crawl into bed with my girlfriend and tomorrow I'll have forgotten all about you. Nobody cares.
>keep invading this board
Can't invade it if I was here at the beginning
>Get the fuck out.
Nah I'm good lol

>>38063987
This is a well thought out and probably very accurate post. Good job anon

>>38063856
>those memearrows
A few years later
>why you never go out? Don't you have any friends? When will you find yourself a girl? You can't stay at home like that all the time
I hate my mother.

>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a female partner
>she is visibly happy
I'm pretty sure it was because I ended up doing all the work.

>>38063992
>shit argument
>tries to tell he is better than everybody else
Nice one kiddo.Try another day

>be in college
>see that professor has a habit of cold calling on students during the first week of class
>drop class

>>38063992
>The point is to socialise
>Team work
>Work
Kek. You can socialise anytime.
>There is no team work if it is inneficient.
>Anon's mates where socialising
>The point is to socialise
You either are retarded or a troll.
>I have no proof
Let's simply ignore that I presented normiebook as a valid proof.
>Literally nobody gives a shit about your approval. In about 15 minutes I'm going to have another bowl and crawl into bed with my girlfriend and tomorrow I'll have forgotten all about you. Nobody cares.
Typical normie attitude "nobody cares" "I don't care" "muh I have an gf and I will forget about you" I know you are retarded and want to live in ignorance but Jesus Christ I hate ignorant people. It's because of people like you that the world is so shitty today. You are simply uninteresting. You follow the same pattern as the other normalfags. Please leave and do not come back.

>>38063992
Don't bother, anon. He's clearly beyond hope

>>38064094
Also this. Origipasta.

>>38064142
can you fags get off my thread?

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>>38060800
>get paired up with Chad and his stacy sister for group assignement that last the whole year
>keep asking me shit like "why don't you have a girlfriend anon, you're cute *laughs*"
>one day Chad isn't here
>Stacy ask about my dick size
>tell her 5.9" (it's true)
>she's visibly surprised and stares at my dick for a while
>says she'll suck my dick after school
>iknowyourefuckingwithme.jpeg
>her best friend turns around and ask "are you seriously going to suck HIS dick?"
>Stacy says yes without a smirk
>almost ran out of the classroom to the bus so I wouldn't see her outside
I know she was fucking with me but what if I'm wrong and she wanted to suck me off? It would have been a one time thing sure but at least something would have happened right?
She was joking though right?

>>38064142
Good point.Leave him be.You cant argue with normies.

>>38064158
>>38064163
>>38063992
Nice samefagging. Originalisle

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>>38064250
haha just had a bowl so I'm going to bed. goodnight everyone

>>38064224
K then. Sorry, I generally generally get triggered when people complain when other people do the right thing.

>>38064195
Yeah, she was joking
I'm only telling that to make you feel better

>Sign up for speech class at CC
>40 kids
>Teacher goes over course, we would have 22 speeches during the term
>Leave half way through her speech and drop the class.
I could probably get through 1-3 speeches, but 22 is way too much for me.

>>38064195

yeah you did the right thing. she was probably going to lead you somewhere where a teacher would be waiting and she would cry sexual harassment. you dodged a bullet

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>>38060800
I always hated that motherfucking shit.
Why, why do they make us do this? It's like everyday they think of shit to make our lives more miserable

>>38064294
Yeah but always remember:Dont catch the bait,just tease the fisher

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>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a female partner
>okay I guess it will give me a chance to bond with my peers more
>she starts giggling nervously
>her friends joke about me being put with her
>they all try to joke and laugh among each other subtly but I know they're doing it
>try to get on with the work like I don't notice

>>38063926
why should class time be used for socializing? that's what lunch/after school is for.

>>38063953
I'm honestly jealous that I can't turn back the clock and do that.

>>38063992
>The point of group activities is to have team work and to socialise.
Why should those things be paired with school work though? What is the benefit in merging them?
> Having one person do all work is inefficient. Having no one do the work is inefficient
Exactly, so teamwork shouldn't be merged with schoolwork. It's less efficient than individual work no matter how you cut it.

>>38063614
I'll back him up. I'm the kind of robot that has retard strength

>>38063987
It was not bullshit at first for a lot of us but then a bunch of LARPing teens and women jumped on board.
a lot of us actually have stuck around.

>>38064777
7 trips? with your luck you might not need help

>>38064195
I don't even believe this story but if it did happen then yes she was clearly just fucking with you. You did the right thing, especially because premarital sex is a sin.

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>be high school loner (involuntary)
>start talking to guy
>think we're friends
>teacher tells everybody to get into groups
>he never groups with me

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>>38061157
>Get assigned a study partner
>A grill
>"Just me and you, anon, hooray (but very obviously sarcastically)
>O-ok

JUST

>>38064982
are you the guy on the left kek

>>38061157
>tfw teacher assigned you with non intimidating male partner
>tfw you thank the gods you got off easy and the project will be a breeze
>tfw the next day you come to class and the teacher tells you you've got a new partner and it's a girl
>tfw you look over and your old partner looks at you nervously
>tfw your partner asked the teacher to switch because even other guys don't want anything to do with you

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>somehow managed to graduate college
>no group work assignments ever again
>no school bullshit ever again

I survived the system.

>>38060800
>you're DEFINITELY going to need this later in life
>mfw I'm a professional chef
Boy am I glad I read the old man and the sea, can't tell you how many times I've had to analyze and critique Hemingway during service.
Occasionally I might legitimately need to do some basic algebra but never anything like calculus; it's the liberal arts classes like English where single 40 year old women and 23 year old fags try desperately to justify their careers and the massive loans they took out just to pursue their 30k/yr careers, I still obviously am irritated by the whole sham seven years later.

>>38065065
>Boy am I glad I read the old man and the sea, can't tell you how many times I've had to analyze and critique Hemingway during service.
Tell me what it was about, i didnt get what the story was supposed to mean

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>>38065065
plumb forgot my face when

Stirner actually wrote a very interesting piece about education
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/max-stirner-the-false-principle-of-our-education

>>38065096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qADbLs249Fg
not joking that's the story
required reading

>>38065002
Well I'm posting on r9k, so what do you think?

>>38064982
me on the right
origami

>>38060800
I never got why people got so worked up over this, I usually ended up doing all the work anyway so I couldn't give a shit who I ended up with.

Same with having to give presentations. I never get why people get nervous about them, I'm well aware that everyone in the audience thinks I'm a dickhead already, what else do I need to care about when presenting anything. I think in my life I haven't actually presented anything which will ever really matter, including at international conferences and shit.

>>38065261
Not him but I don't think you're in this picture

>>38065417
Yes I am,

>Inb4 /soc/

This picture is from 2012 though so it can't be camwhoring

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>>38061157
it was over at birth

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>>38060965
>tfw seriously considering to quit my job (well paid) because I have to do a routine presentation of three minutes only in october.
kill me

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>>38064335
Autistic fuck reporting - even one speech would give me anxiety every second of my awake life that I would drop out immy.

>>38060965
This. I had to transfer because of this one class with public speaking bullshit.

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>>38060800
>Okay, break up into small groups
>"Anon do you want to join my group"
>"No anons is joining mine"
> Mfw everyone wants to work with me
> Mfw does not matter which group i choose in the end i always work alone, no one helps me

>>38065065
what do you think the gun meant?

Uhh that he was going to die?

Sorry, anon but no, it actually symbolized the impending doom he felt, and the dark, sinister, cold, metallic life he lived. The long shaft of the gun was a representation of the phallus, a call back to the rape he experienced early in ilfe, each of the bullets a negative thought that could have potentially destroyed him.

Um ok

And my interpretation is fact anon because I'm the teacher, I have a 60 thousand dollar liberal arts degree as proof

>>38063956
every time. i know how you feel bro.

>>38065386
your situation can be summed up in a margin of diminishing returns. You are already so far gone that you have nothing left to lose. some of us still have a way to go yet

>>38066381
people with anxiety/depression either get taken advantage of or left behind

>>38066521
>spend 60k studying how to read books and form opinions
>don't even make a living as a book critic
>just yell at shits like me who don't give a fuck about books which were already outdated when I was in school
Is there anything more cucked than a high school English teacher?

>>38066625
English teachers are usually bossy opiniated women with a fixation on fantasy, who havent had their bossy opinions validated in real life. So they get english degrees and force their opinions down highschoolers throats.

They get to be bossy as a teacher, fulfill their love of fantasy through books, and get their opinions validated when it comes test time and they make their students regurgitate their shitty opinions.

Every english teacher I ever had was an ugly 35 year old feminist cat lady

>>38061932
Welcome to hormone... review!

>>38063616
>he doesn't have a ''''''clever''''' response for this
Seems like you hit the nail on the head

>>38060965
I have a herniated disc and arthritis of the back, and I quit physical therapy after three sessions because every minute of every day between sessions I was overwhelmed with anxiety in anticipation for the next session. my body has deteriorated a lot since then, but I don't know what to do.

>>38066811
benzos friendo

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>>38066789
>getting this triggered
kek

>>38064335
>sign up for online class specifically to avoid social interaction
>first letter from online instructor
>"...and just because this is an online class doesn't mean we won't have class interaction and group projects. You will be paired with other students constantly throughout this course, and you will be expected to interact through skype and our im system. To start, please record a video, introducing yourself and telling us why you took this class xD"

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

IF I WANTED SOCIAL INTERACTION I WOULD HAVE DONE AN IRL CLASS YOU STUPID NIGGER!

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>>38063125
I hope you fucking burn in an original fire

>>38066916
which manga is that from

>>38062251
>to squeeze them and suck on them
thats how you fucking answer

>>38060965
You only have entry level anxiety/depression if you were able to even make it out of the parking lot to talk with your teacher

>tfw you were put into groups of normie idiots
>get your section done before anyone else
>get to relax for a solid 20 minutes while normies struggle
To be honest group project shit I hated. It showed what so called "teamwork" could get done. Majority of the time one person ends up with all the work load.

>>38066789
>Every english teacher I ever had was an ugly 35 year old feminist cat lady
50/50 the other half of the time I had gay college graduates who were every bit as bossy and opinionated as the (often) openly Wiccan feminazi cat ladies dude what the fuck is with women and cats

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>gym class, 9th grade
>teacher sets up 4 Chads as team leaders for basketball
>each chad picks 1 kid at a time
>~30-40 students total
>last pick is between me, a 90lb weakling fuckboy, and a 300 lb fat girl
>the Chad picks the 300 lb fat girl

>>38066849
Do you know how fucked it is to call a kid a failure for not "getting" Shakespeare? Like I said I graduated seven years ago and I make more money than a fucking teacher does, nver used any of that bullshit and yet despite the fact that I am doing so well I can't help but remember stressing over stupid fucking book reports about nothing because I was told I'd be a failure if I didn't give a fuck about Thoreau
A thousand pages of a rich fag playing pretend survivalist until he bails when it gets hard, wow enlightening I'm so better off having read it

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>>38063119
Gets even better when you have to wear a speedo and all the girls could see your pathetic half incher
>i-it's a grower I promise, stop laughing at me

>>38061157
fuck you man. FUCK YOU

Fuck the world. The sooner North Korea press the button, the better

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>>38064777
Anon irl, trips don't lie

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>>38061157
I was a late bloomer, but I have a lot of sexual success. Even 2 kids... but there was a point in time where this happeened to me almost daily. 6th-8th grade were the worst for me. 8th grade got pretty cool toward the end though I guess. Its funny, because in college I always took a leadership role and acted alpha when assigned to pick groups. It worked well for me. On very few occasions would someone want to take leadership in my place. Hell, I was assigned "jury foreman" in a mock trial I did for a focus group company. But I remember you, Lindsay O'Grady... that grimace you made when we were assigned as partners. How you said to the teacher and in front of everyone "but Ms. Chisolm, Alex smells like ass". I remember what hell that unleashed...

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>everyone forced to do a presentation of a project in front of the class in biology
>everyone else already did theirs
>waiting for a day when there would be a lot of students missing to do my presentation
>no such day came
>last day to do the presentation
>forced to do it or fail class
>hands shaking, stuttering like a proper autist
>people snickering

fucking normies. this happened like 6 years ago, and i hadn't thought about it for a long time, until now. RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38067443
it sounds like you're doing well now. congrats, now please fuck off forever

>>38067607
What for? That post I responded was something I heavily relate to, but no one I know would understand. Well, one friend would, but he's a shizoeffective and is off somewhere being crazy.

>>38067633
you're too much of a normalfag for this board.
at the very least, in the future, just relate your shitty experience, don't talk about how things are all great now and you're balling a bunch of women. if you leave that kind of stuff out of your posts then I guess I don't care if you stay.

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>>38060800
Few years ago at the end of the semester, a teacher who used to do this every class, handed out some survey forms where you could write what you liked, disliked, etc. I wrote a mini essay on how these group activities were actually detrimental and useless, I hope it helped the next generation of robots.

>>38067704
I would doubt it, but you never know.

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>we're gonna go around the room and say our names, where we're from and one unique thing about ourselves that nobody else can say.

>>38063288
Except it's the opposite?? Guys always want to mess around and not do anything so I always partnered with other girls who were dumb and I just had to tell them what to write

>>38067868
Not him but I would wager most of us did not share your general experience

>>38060800
>*first day of class*

>alright, guys. Starting from the front going down the rows, I want everyone to introduce themselves. This'll be so much fun! Tell us your name, your hobbies, and a fun fact about yourself! Go

I hate female teachers

>>38067989
>female teachers
I was gonna say, none of my male teachers ever did this. Unfortunately, most of my teachers were female.

"Got any plans this weekend, anon?"

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>>38066811
>be 24
>at physical therapist's
>"So anon, what do you do for a living"

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>>38068194
>be 27
>at work/hairdressers/anywhere basically
>start getting asked if you're married or if you have any kids.
>FA KV, old enough for people to assume you have offspring

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>>38062963
Pfffft haha

>>38068063

every fucking monday i go into work only to hear "anon, did you have a nice weekend? do anything fun?"

>>38060800
>>38061157
I was never taken seriously but wasn't really given shit by girls, I was seen as "quiet, shy but cute" like a little kid or baby. Sport was hell though, who had the great idea to mix autists and chads for physical activity?

The worst thing was because I tended to have a blunt and edgy sense of humor, my cunt "friend" would spread my "jokes" nobody outside the internet nerd group found funny and made me look like an utter weirdo.

>>38068266
>>start getting asked if you're married or if you have any kids.
28 and have never been asked this.
hmm....

>Into to Comp Sci class
>Get forcibly paired up with two people who appear to be good friends
>Oh great
>Have to do a presentation together
>Ask the other two for an email, phone number, whatever to keep in contact with
>This dumb fuck blonde guy immediately responds "Oh I don't have a phone"
>Think to myself "What a bunch of bullshit."
>Faggot thought I was trying to be friends with him or some shit
>Obviously wants nothing to do with me, good, I wanted nothing to do with him either.
>Some time later a few classes later
>See ugly blonde faggot with phone under his desk texting someone
>Want to call him out on it, decide not to for group dynamics
>Email them my work
>Day of the presentation, don't show up, make them do the rest

WEW. I find that most normalfags are nice people, and I can blend in pretty well most of the time now, but that was an instance where they were just blatantly retarded.

out of the hundreds of people I had to deal with in groups, there was only one person who was ever nice to me. everyone else was horrible.

>>38069194
>anon, did you have a nice weekend? do anything fun?
>just fine

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>mfw had a ton of friends, sometimes the boys and i would make fun of the weird autistic "introverts" in class
What's wrong with you lot? Jesus, it's like none of you cunts have a life. I'm heading back to /soc/

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>>38070442
here's your (You), anon. 2/10 bait though.

bump for more school ptsd

>>38064769
It's paired with school work because learning to socialise is what every kid needs. Of course the faggots here thought they were too good to socialise. Then you wondered why you got picked on and now you're here. Your fault.

>>38064982
You look like you're a future serial killer bro

>>38071186
>learning to socialise is what every kid needs
Why not do it at a separate time? Why make the actual education process so inefficient by merging the two?
>Of course the faggots here thought they were too good to socialise
a lot of us did try to socialize at a point, but we gave up. had nothing to do with thinking we were too good, and you know it.

>>38071492
>a lot of us did try to socialize at a point
>Why not do it at a separate time?
You never tried to socialise. You were too busy trying to "do work" and be a faggot. Everyone likes it when they can dick around in groups. It's specifically designed so that you can work with people, develop social skills and relax while doing an unimportant project.

Having a dedicated class to socialising is weird as fuck. Free socialisation is what recess and lunch are for.

>had nothing to do with thinking we were too good, and you know it.
It was. You were more concerned with "efficiency" and getting the project done than dicking around with mates. You were too good to just relax for once.

>be me
>11
>middle school PE class
>teacher says we're going to have 2 teams
>first the athletic guys get picked
>then the nerdy guys
>then the athletic girls
>nerdy girls are saying to the teacher they're going to get picked last
>teacher says "I'm sure you won't"
>nerdy girls get picked
>"see I told you"
>I tell teacher I'm going to get picked last as always
>teacher flat out ignores me
>I get picked last, team visibly upset at having me

And that was when it hit me like a fucking bus: I am completely friendless and nobody would care if I died

>still alive because I don't have the balls to kill myself

>>38062615
Normie detected

>jus go an talk to people bro

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>>38071763
i used to fucking do that but even the other lonely kids didn't want to be near me

>>38062944
I seriously can't tell if this is bait or not. If it is, then 6/10 for getting me to reply

>How is that an issue? They were probably friends and didn't want to have to include someone else
It's an issue because you're always the unwanted person who cannot make any friends. Always. And then you get criticized further for not having a friends.

>Group activities are about team work. Not some know-it-all cunt trying to push everyone else around.
I agree. Unfortunately other group members usually don't do shit, so the choice is between getting a bad grade or doing all the work yourself, or being "some know-it-all cunt trying to push everyone else around"

>>38062881
Why exactly was it ridiculed? Just because they're weird?

>>38063017
That kind of mentality is the reason most of us on this board have no social life.

>>38063182
Use tor then

*&&@*$(T^@!69128476^*#*

>>38063451
There is no reason to be mad, sweetheart

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>>38060800
>class has even number of students
>"okay class, form groups of two."
>some girls try to form groups of three
>female teacher sees this and just giggles
>you're left alone due to now odd number of people left

>>38063743
at least I didn't need to go up to them and ask them if I could be in the group. Can just nod quietly and do work.

>>38060941
Teacher assigned a group project once, I wrote my name down on the paper but never talked to any of them and didn't present the project, I think a got a zero on it. How can we get anywhere in this world?

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>>38063992
OK now you're just trolling

>>38071825
>Always
This is just bias on your part.

>the choice is between getting a bad grade
Take the bad grade. One bad grade is not worth alienating yourself.

>>38071901
No it's not.

>>38072087
>People who tell the truth and disagree with me are trolls
Sick cartoon pic though. Doesn't make you look like a manchild at all.

>>38061157

>Get female partner
>She's physically incapable of talking about anything other then her boyfriend.

>>38071870
Because his dad is his only friend

>>38066619
Somehow I'm enough of a failure to be both at the same time.

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>>38061157
>teacher assigns a stacy
>stacy actually nice to me
>seems genuinely glad to be in a group to me (not in a love kinda way, more like she didn't seem apalled)

>next year
>sitting outside of school on bench after hours waiting for my ride to come get me
>running late, 15 minute late already
>same stacy walks by with one of her friends
>says hey, smiles at me
>makes me feel good inside for a long time
>i know its just because shes super extroverted but still made me feel special
>tfw met a nice stacy

>>38060800
>find me a group, thot

>>38060800
thanks god I am out of school

>>38060927
>the american flag is on his side
Our boy has picked America as his partner.

>>38060800
>Always did this in world studies
>Almost always got grouped with these qts
>They even did most of the work
Shit was so cash

>>38067834
>we're gonna go around the room
The amount of anxiety I get just from reading this shouldnt be possible

>>38060800
It's a miracle I was able to muscle through shit like this and get my AS degree. Was it worth it? Lol no, employers wipe their asses with shitty community college degrees, I wasted 3 years of my life.

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>>38063856
that hit too close to home
I still remember that one time when parents let me outside with other kids during winter evening

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>>38065024
Truly the best feel, in the end it all tumbled down

>>38071569
>You never tried to socialise.
I didn't realize you knew my past.
>Having a dedicated class to socialising is weird as fuck.
Well that's not what I said. There are other ways of going about it then some structured classroom setting.
>You were too good to just relax for once.
You don't know me at all and you are way far off the mark here. I was not that way until 11th grade, when I had given up because clearly trying to make friends all those years yielded no results.

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>>38060927
>>38060941
>>38060941
Why didnt you guys just lie to yourself and pretend to be confident? All you needed to was take charge first before anyone else did and lay the groundwork for what needs to be done. Annd laugh a lot when the anxiety is getting out of hands.


Confidence is key

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I had a nightmare experience with this two semesters ago. Teacher forced us into groups, and no one really took the lead. Two weeks left into the project, I finally laid out what everyone needed to do, and took on the brunt of the work. Well...they couldn't even handle that. I had to re-write every single one of their paper's due to them either completely missing the mark on the subject or their format being wrong. I think it ended up being 10 hours of straight work. I never even got one person's part. I ended up going to the teacher to explain the situation, and vent, and she took all of it into consideration. I also showed her all the emails between us with me trying to get their parts from them to no response. What an absolute nightmare that was.

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>>38062963
>swim class
>new guy in school(was sophmore at that time)
>in coed gym class so guys and gals share d the same pool
>girls mirin' my body for somw reason. One qt black chick started talking to me more
>gotta swim now
>coach tells us to do drills, swim back and forth from one end to the other
>forget that I cant Swim(Im Black)
>forced to wad back and fourth while everyone leaves me behind
>coach noticed I cant swim and places me alone to practice while using a rainbow noodle-floater
>after this no girls talk to me ever again
>dont wanna repeat the embarrasment and just fail gym that quarter

>>38073534
>There are other ways of going about it then some structured classroom setting
It's called recess and lunch
>trying to make friends all those years yielded no results.
You were probably a weird sperg. This is literally the only reason why you're excluded because 100% of the time there IS a girl who will feel bad for you and invite you in. Even Chris Chan got into a fucking group of friends. There is just something wrong with you.

>>38073785
Recess is no longer a thing in my country. A t least not in my state that is.

>>38073816
Do twice as much socialisation at lunch then? What state do you live in and how fat are the kids there?

>>38073844
NY.

Most kids are skinny and manlets if they are not white.

>>38069194
THIS
hate this

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>put in a piece of gum after lunch
>indian kid next to me asks for some
>caught me off guard, blurt out no on accident
>later in class have to find a partner
>cant find anyone but him
>figure ill just give him some for temporary friendship
>tells me to fuck off
>had to partner with the shy cute girl who thinks i was retarded
>didnt have Internet so i cant answer her emails about the project
>have to sit in a McDonald's for wifi all day incase she messages me
>she never does and does all the work herself
>feel bad but to autistic to apologize
>end up dropping the class because of this one moment

>all girl class
>teacher assigns me to two subbmissive girls
>we have to read lines together from a poem from greek times
>hypersexual lines
>make my lines
>tell them to suck my dick and so on
>*sweating*
>it fades away and i get into it
>they start liking it to
>give them a look before i leave
>was pretty fun

>>38060941
Last year in one of my college classes my prof was a real wannabe innovator when it came to the class room, and our exams were done in two parts, with one being a self exam and the next part being a group exam, with the exam being longer, harder etc.

After the first part we would have to break in to groups, and I just took a group one and sat by myself. She called me out in front of the 100+ student class about not having a partner and I had to argue with her with everyone listening about getting to do it alone because I was too autistic to talk to people I didn't know.

Made me realize how fucking pathetic I was.

>>38071569
This discussion is old m8.Look up ffs

>>38071658
Like killing yourself is some kind of achievement for you? for what? to prove a point? thats all narcisim anon

>>38060800
Dropped out of many classes because of group projects. I don't see the point of them and so many kids go into panic mode when groups are chosen. It's mental torture, really.

>>38074155
>she

Sounds about right. Male college professors almost always stick to the predictable exam formula, but women always felt the need to change it up for some reason, sometimes ditching exams altogether.

final exams > final papers

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>Marketing class
>Professor assigns us to groups
>I'm grouped with a bunch of stacies
>It's a semester-long project, so I'm basically stuck with them
>Have to group with them every day
>Stay quiet 98% of the time. Try not to say anything weird
>They won't shut up about Snapchat and going to house parties with their stupid normie friends
>Class is about 1 hour 15 mins long and they spend maybe 10 mins of that time talking about the actual project
>Still more or less get an idea of what we're doing for the project, which is a fucking miracle
>Later in the semester, I begin to zone out during class because I'm just fed up with their shit
>Don't even bother paying attention to project any more
>They probably have most of it figured out already. They don't need me to drag them down.
>One day, Stacie 1 and Stacie 2 are missing
>Stacie 3 is the only fucking one there
>There's an awkward silence for a while
>"So, anon, what have you done for the project?"
>I tell the truth
>mfw she cusses me out in front of the whole class for not doing anything
>I now have to work by myself and start all over with a new project half way through the semester

Never trust a Stacy

>>38072120
>normie tries to make point
>normie ends up insulting the other person
Why are you all the same?topkek

>>38073916
lol
That reminds me of my intro Chem class I had to take for my major

>go to lab on first day of class
>assigned female lab partner
>sperg out the entire lab session, she thinks I'm a moron
>forget to record any info and don't have lab partners number because I ran out as quickly as possible
>drop class the next day

why is life so shit

>bio geography class
>get paired with technically adept, math genius dude
>he does most of the work, I mostly just cheer him on and pretend to follow
>dude is a total bro

compared to

>all the women I've ever gotten paired with
>not a single damn positive experience

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>paired with grill in biology
>she asks me about scars on my arm
>we began dating shortly afterwards
mfw my self-harm scars got me a gf

>"ok class you're being put in groups of 2"
>be partnered with stoner skaterboi
>have no desire to work with him because I know he doesn't care
>I do my work while he chats with his friends
>project is due the next day
>I get a flu and am gone a few days
>go back to school
>"Anon your group never turned in the project, you're getting a 0"
>"B-but Ms. Roastie I was sick and couldn't turn it in on time"
>"Well your partner said you were going to take care of it and you didn't so you both get affected"
>pull out flash drive
>"I've got it right here ms. Roastie, my partner never even talked to me about the work so I just did it myself"
>she accepted the project and gave me a full grade for it
>she gave Skater a 0 instead
That's really the worst instance of the partner/groupwork shit

>>38074325
>REEEEEEE STOP INSULTING ME IN MY SAFE SPACE

>>38060800
>college thermodynamics class
>have to do a group project to design a steam turbine system
>get assigned a group entirely comprised of the most stereotypical BLM niggers you can think of
They were surprisingly nice to me, but we got a horrible grade because I was the only one that did anything correctly

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>dropped out of highschool to work and keep family afloat
>came back a year or so later, doesn't seem like much but i become a grown ass man quick
>bro it up with teachers more than i do peers
>teachers let me work alone during group projects
>teachers let me get work and projects months in advance
>taught a teacher's class once because it was the ghetto period and she didn't feel like dealing with them
>after the novelty wore off of a kid being the teacher i actually managed to get even the rowdiest niggers to chill out and get interested

it's because of that singular experience that i'm actually currently working to become a teacher

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>>38064982
No homo but the guy on the far left is hotter than everyone else in the class in an autistic serial killer sort of way.

>>38072127
she did that to eliminate any chance of you trying anything

>>38060800
>okay, break up into small groups

"please god kill me,please god kill me,please god kill me"

>>38074559
People are such pieces of shit

>very important group assignment
>teacher groups me with two stacy bffs
>they chat the entire time as I try to devise timing, planning, shares
>realize they aren't listening but I kept talking anyways as if they were.
>get started on the work alone while they keep doing their talking thing.
>it's a Friday so I suggest they give me their number for the weekend
>I continue working during lunch
>see them both a few tables away in the cafeteria
>send them both a text in a group message asking which parts they prefer to work on
>see them both check their phones and ignore it

>do the entire group project alone over the weekend
>not a single text from either of them
>group chat is nothing but asking three unanswered back to back questions
>turn assignment in a week early on Monday, right after the weekend

I didn't even let them know that I turned it in
So they pulled their chairs up to my desk every day to try to look productive for the entirety of the next week,
not even knowing that I was done and working on different shit.

>see that "we" all got 100% +extra cred
>rip up the project in their faces and tell them we failed
>the guilty, horrified, regretful teary eyed looks on their faces
>pop in my earbuds while they're telling me their excuses

I'm probably the reason why they even passed that semester.
I'm the real loser here.

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>history class
>half asleep, leaning my head on my hand
>teacher sees and calls on me to answer a question
>answer correctly because holy fuck this is the fifth time we've had to learn about the stupid fucking holocaust
>the fucking look on her face when i shot her down

get rekt roastie

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>teacher forces you into an already formed two or four person group because there are an odd number of students and you're the only one with no friends
>just kind of sit there apathetically and try to make a joke every once in a while to lighten the mood
>literally never connected with a single person in high school even though you tried
>meanwhile in middle school you finally broke out of your shell and was always having great times goofing around with your buds but ended up moving

>>38062963
>tfw swim class was in 3rd grade only and i was one of the only ones there that could actually swim

Dodged a bullet there

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>take intro class in college
>babby's first group project and an EXTREMELY basic tutorial
>in class, group member and I worked together on a computer
>only one person can use it a time and partner was on the side with mouse
>I just pointed out instructions and steps on the lab procedure and whatnot
>later in the week get pissy email about how I'm not doing shit
>he gets super anal about the division not being exactly 50/50
>ask him about work I did during lecture since most of it except for like one thing was finished in class
>says what I did during class wasn't worth shit
>call him out on his bullshit about just deciding my contributions suddenly didn't mean shit when there weren't opportunities for division of labor anyways
>told him it's a fucking babby project with a part left that wouldn't have taken more than a few minutes and it's not worth flinging shit over
>tell him "Don't be a faggot"
>get angry response of how his gay friend would be SUPER offended and said it's "as bad as calling an Asian person a chink and a black person a nigger"
>literally said nigger in a college email
>his response was much worse than anything I told him
>mfw
If wannabe gangsters and Chads can say faggot in regular speech so can I but I don't say nigger and chink outside of 4chan. The fuck was his problem? I eventually gave up and just didn't question him for later projects. For the last one he couldn't pull his weight and still bitched. The guy eventually dropped out because he couldn't get past calculus and physics.

>>38074559
That sounds pretty good though. I think you'd be worse off if you both got 0's or your partner got credit. You did work and got rewarded for it.

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>>38063051
post link nigger
original

>>38074566
Is that a kindergarden joke?Its the type Thats how u sound?Nice very nice

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>>38060800
delet your post
not orriginal

>>38076070
Speak English ESL nigger

>>38061443
staring at the teacher awkwardly and not saying anything untill she asks the next person is always the correct answer

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>>38062963
>swim class
>be made fun of because you are fat, hairy, have giant nipples and stretch marks

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>>38060800
>tfw after a while the teacher just let me work alone
>I ended up beating all of the other groups single handedly

when I got to sixth form I stopped and learned to work as a group as I realised my desired job path would require team working skills, but w/e it was good

>>38062979
why is this allowed? its literally just you doing the teacher's job for her

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>>38063001
>tfw dad was a tired, but young father of 5 by the time I was born
>tfw dad was always sick because he had hepatitis c
>tfw we moved to the city from the suburbs and he litterally threatened to kill himself and leave his assets to his 3 "real children" (from his first marriage)
>tfw I was 13 and heard him say those things to my mother
>tfw I became an alcoholic that day
>tfw dad was never there for me
>tfw we finally bonded over blues music
>tfw he later rejected me due to addiction issues
>that he arguably caused
>tfw that very tough lesson is what taught me I am responsible for my destiny
>tfw my dad inspired me to be a man
>tfw dad is a two time cancer survivor
>tfw he gets his lover transplanted and moves out of state
>tfw mayp clinic says the average mortapity rate is 5 years
>tfw dad wont be around for much longer
>probably wont get to see my daughters blossom into young women
>feels really bad man
>bitter sweet and mixed feelings

>>38060941
i did this during a group interview at ikea. worked out though, got an apprenticeship instead.

>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a female partner
>she is visibly upset
>and the entire class starts laughing

There were plenty of moments like that where I came so close... luckily for them I felt sorry enough for my parents that I just tried killing myself instead.

>>38076731
It's a shame the rock wasn't real and ended up caving his face in.

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>>38061157
>teacher assigns you a partner
>partner is visibly disgusted
>teacher calls him out on his shit
I don't remember your name but on that day, I gained 10x more respect for you 7th grade english teacher

>>38076927
Really? I would have dreaded that. I think it's even happened to me. It makes a bad situation worse. The partner is disgusted and pissed enough that they have to work with you, now they are disgusted and humiliated. It does more harm than good in my experience...

>>38077100
she made him work alone. I got to work alone too so it was a plus

>>38077119
Glad you go to work alone, but wasn't there some social repercussion? I know for damn sure there would be for me.

>>38077186
none that I can remember

>>38076399
>asuming that i'm a native speaker
Fucking normies try to oppress me

>>38062881
Poor motherfucker. Innocent boy who just wants to have fun and was naive/unlucky enough to do what he does and make it publicly available for all to see. I genuinely feel sorry for him because he's been shat on from all angles for years and years, I experience that for only about a year and it made me want to die every second of my life, I don't know how he hasn't killed himself, and I've got a lot of respect for him for managing to still find joy with the life he has.

Godspeed reviewbrah. Your old man is the only company you need in a world like this.

>>38064982
These are the ugliest ties I've ever seen, they are toddler sized

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>>38067868
>other girls
you almost got me anon
7/10

>dislocated my shoulder the day before, arm is in a sling
>chemistry class get paired with 2 stacies
>one asks what happened to me, then asks if it hurts
>"not anymore, no"
>punches me in the shoulder
>ask her why the fuck she just did that
>she throws a massive fit and i get punished for swearing at her

i hate my life