I want to buy a pocket pussy and lube on amazon, but since I'm

>>38060688
Where the fuck is your brain???

>>38060688
Since it was very valuable, I sold it to become a NEET.

>>38060688
Just make a fifi out of a few rubber gloves and a sponge

Won't show up. No oregano please

Just go buy one at a sex shop or a Spencer's or some shit you fucking loser

>>38060688

no item isnt listed on bank statement. it will just say amazon US or amazon EU or wherever you are.

>>38060743
No fuck that, I've tried that multiple times and it's fucking shit.

I want a real pocket pussy that looks and feels like a vagina.

Hardly worth it to do all this but it shoulld just show up as amazon order#blahblah. I just went to a local sex shop and got one, the satff was weird but alot less chance of someone else finding out, ya know? Unless ur an underage fag then kys

>>38060688
lol, of course something shows up on the statement. Usually the companies that sell those kind of products will use a discreet, generic name on the packaging and statement. However, if your parents are smart enough to google that name and do a little research, it wouldn't be hard to see what you are really up to

>>38060688
It will absolutely show up on the credit card statement. Make sure it's fulfilled and shipped by Amazon too since you don't want the label to say something sex toy related. You're probably better off just buying it in person. Fyi, a lot of places won't let you purchase a prepaid card with a credit card

>>38060783
It wouldn't really be a big deal if they found out, it would just be embarrassing.

>>38060790
I wouldn't pay for the prepaid card with a credit card wtf? I'd pay for it in cash.

>>38060814
You didn't mention that in your post and considering what board this is, I think it's understandable why I felt the need to point that out you ass

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>>38060688
>But will it show up on the statement?

Your father and mother screaming: "who the fuck bought a portable vagogo and a shitty lube?"

>>38060851
What, you think I'm fucking poor lmao?

>>38060688
just go to a filthy grocery store or smth like that
and get one outta a vending machine in the toilet they usually have thta sorta stuff there.

>>38061097
Sorry but I live in a nice gated community and we don't have degenerate shit like that here.

>>38060964
No, just a cretin since you seem to have a lot of difdiculty comprehending simple sentences