>asshole won't stop itching

>>38060749
>tfw my fetish is to lick a NEET neckbeards itchy asshole

hnnng

>>38060749

I solved it by:
- washing twice a day
- using decent toilet paper*
- cotton underwear, change every day

*found that the cheap one costing 10% less than the good one left small residuals in the anus area

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>>38060749

hoping it isn't pinworms

>>38060895
let me swim in it

>>38060905

I see you're already swimming

>>38060794
I'm not a NEET neckbeard though. But my ass is rather hairy.

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>>38060895
Jesus christ i bet your o ring is busted

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>>38060895
I had pinworms about 2 years ago. It really sucked because my ass kept itching. I just had to take a poop sample to the doctor and they gave me pills to take.After i started the pills, the worms left in like 4 days. When you feel the itching, it is the eggs that the worms lay in your raack, then they crawl back into your asshole. Pretty gross. I hope you go to a doctor and get it over with soon, anon.

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>>38061003

my pinworms were destroyed as well

>>38061100

you took a sample like this >>38061113 and handed it to the doctor?

and then he redpilled you?

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this is not cheesepizza

Anyone else ever get a piercing urge to itch your nutsack out of the blue? The kind that's so sudden, and powerful an itch, that it makes you flinch as soon as it starts?

>>38060749
wash your asshole after every shitting

>>38061163

this happens if you don't change daily your underwear, and some small body hair pins on your ballsack

>>38061163
no but I'm always touching my dick and balls