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He's your dad...? Just fucking sit down and stay for Christ's sake

>>38128841
sometimes I cry alone in my apartment because my parents are getting older and won't be around forever but I can't be around them because of their constant petty attacks

>>38128869
I agree. He is your dad.....just sit down and watch with him. I always enjoy family movie nights (as terrible as it sounds).

My dad make a popcorn and we binge watch series. Currently we are going through all the Marvel movies again.....after this, it will Star Wars for the millionth time. It's great :)

Couldn't find this "youth resocialisation program" when I searched for it

>>38128782
Because I don't even want a gf

>>38128782
Women don't like us. You think mandating them is going to help when it's going to practically be like placing a wild animal in a corner.

>inb4 thread is flooded by sad normies who have undiagnosed depression

>>38128769

m8 normies are normally stuck on /pol/ trying to prove that their autistic fake news is real

>>38128716
it feels like nothing
one day you just realize that you havent eaten or slept in a week and youve just sat around smoking instead of going to class and yet you just dont care about any of it

First you need a lawyer. Have him write up a sales contract stipulating the terms and expectations of each party.

Then, sign it and have him notarize your signature.

Finally, present the offer to Satan and see if he accepts.

>>38128700
obtain ouija board
ask for zozo
he'll set u up f am

>>38128860
>>38128964
So combine these two and it'll work?

>>38128595

>>/b/
You belong here

>>38128595
I would let her fuck hot guys while I sit in a corner and jerk off

Yes, she is hot

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>>38128609
>mfw I see those threads
>mfw I want to throw some traitors in my jail camps

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>>38128552
>Still asking for tips
"Son, it's all in the eye contact, manners, and handshake."

Hard to give tips without details.

>>38128593
Mom and Dad are here and we don't get along. He's like a white supremacist and my mom is constantly walking in on my jerking off.

Share some raw music like this style lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZryFScp_fY

dark o shine acoustic

https://youtu.be/n-jTLKLomQs

It's still the middle of the day where I'm at, but this seems comfy.

Is it okay to post your own music? I recently just finished a folk album I could share. If shilling is discouraged, here's a different contribution, from one of my favorite records of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfaW-yD7DoA

>>38128540
is goth/emo still a thing tho ?

>>38128540
>White people become Savages over shit like goth culture

>we pretend this happened for one reason or another

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>Total panic in the halls, people sloshing through the water
>junkies don't know what the fuck is going on
>I haven't brushed my teeth or dressed in actual clothes yet
>trying to salvage my books and sketches like a wild beast
>maintenance dude yelling at stupid blonde top knot manager
>both totally soaked
>I'm soaked
>call into work shouting and raving about the end of the world
>fire department comes to help clean the water
>they dump all the gross, filthy water that they scraped out of the carpet into my shower and don't clean it up
>have to live with a seriously loud dehumidifier that drains into my kitchen sink for two weeks

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So now today
>wake up
>hear that my toilet is running constantly
>Vietnam flashbacks to the great flood, which was caused by a running toilet in the unit over mine
>ask the office to check it out
>dumb blond bitch says no maintenance guys working today but they'll be by eventually
>Ask her if there's going to be another disaster
>she says no
>don't trust that bitch

I had to type this out because I have a lot of anxiety over this situation. Maybe you'll like reading about a day that's probably worse than what you're having.

Holy fuck - that's pretty bad.

I know the feel of those damn dehumidifiers, though, they are loud as fuck.

So, other than that, how is living in that place? I'd imagine that if you're on assistance and don't have to pay for anything, it'd be pretty chill otherwise.

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>>38128396
>wfs date bms
>i date qt 3.14 black women
>everyone except stormfags and hebrew israelites (lol) are happy

>>38128396
At least around 2000, with the rape craze in full force.

Black Cocks Matter

>>38128396

Women follow trends like sheep. Pol memed this blacked and cuck shit into existence so now it's seen as trendy. Ergo vis a vis

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>>38128388
"Attaboy, son. You done good."

>>38128388
Do you atleast get a good cut of the jib

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>>38128388
I know how it feels anon ;__; but alcohol and drugs are always there for me

t.constructionfag

you can't be a robot if you're in therapy

>>38128484

I don't care if /r9k/ considers me a robot or not

>>38128372
I heard ssri's can help anxiety

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dvsas

>>38128408
All the more reason I'm glad I can't view WEBM(s). Take your degeneracy elsewhere.

>>38128354
lapis is a cute

this has to be a joke dude ive jacked in my bed for like 7 years and wash my sheets every couple months and even when i would do it 2 times a day in my bed and let it dry on the sheets in a couple days there wasnt any sign of it

how does it crystalise?

>>38128347
>crystallized penis rocks
is this one of those >mom found the x threads?

>>38128347
>crystallized penis rocks
am i supposed to assume this is dried semen you're talking about?

or do you have some kind of holistic phallus-shaped geodes in your blankets for dream-funneled virility transference

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>>38128303
I'm not a millionaire, but I'm still hood rich.

>>38128303

A Countach isn't completely unobtainable for the regular wakecuck though, and it's not impossible to build a replica either.

>>38128303
Doesn't matter. Living in a Yugo district I have learned to hate obnoxiously loud cars and their drivers.