>mom finally decides to change my blankets >all the crystallized

this has to be a joke dude ive jacked in my bed for like 7 years and wash my sheets every couple months and even when i would do it 2 times a day in my bed and let it dry on the sheets in a couple days there wasnt any sign of it

how does it crystalise?

>>38128347
>crystallized penis rocks
is this one of those >mom found the x threads?

>>38128347
>crystallized penis rocks
am i supposed to assume this is dried semen you're talking about?

or do you have some kind of holistic phallus-shaped geodes in your blankets for dream-funneled virility transference

>>38128409

Maybe he's like that girl who cries crystals but for him it just comes out of his dick

>mom found the boner trombone
>tfw

>>38128347
Here I bath two times a day and toss my clothes to the laundry after a max 3 days of use and you white people are jacking off in bed for months on end without cleaning up. Disgusting.

>dad found the detestable doodles of dates of dicks

it's fucking over guys

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>>38128347
> Uncle found the poop palace

Welp it been fun lads...

>dad found the sperm train

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>>38128347
>Niece found the nigger noodle
Why live...?

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>>38128347
>Brother found the social and moral degeneration of society

>>38128949
Can relate to this

>>38128347
>dad found the muscle nigger shelame scat porn

it's over

>big guy found my private videos and fapped to them

>Sister found the incest fanfics folder

She isn't happy. What can I do?

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>uncle unearthed the urethra undulator

>>38128347
>>all the crystallized penis rocks come out
Anon those are kidney stones. Why would your mother blame you for your medical condition?

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>>38128347
>Cousin found the sphincter tincture

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>little bro found my foreskin folder

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>aunt found the testicle residue alter

>>38129438
is that supposed to be the dip from who framed roger rabbit? it's been about 9 years since I've seen that

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>>38128347
>dad found the Limewire folder
it was years ago. I wish I was meming

>>38131168
Fuck man, everything but Limewire