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If I could only acquire a lot of money or if I had some sort of stable income I believe I would have more happiness (or at least it would solve a lot of my problems. But my social anxiety and a shit ton of other problems doesn't make me really good at anything other than the things I'm interested in, I'm good at making quality content for YouTube (no but really, I'm not memeing, it is quality but the stuff I create doesn't get a lot of attention).

Is there anything you guys would be interested in watching? Currently I'm creating videos on either films that interest me or films that are obscure/different enough to be interesting to talk about (which obviously interest me too).

But I'm down for creating content for /r9k/ if it would mean that I'd have some loyal viewers who could "support" me and thus I could expand my viewership over time or something idk.

Don't just look at this as some sort of business building thing, I love the idea of having a community to interact with and do requests etc. I probably typed out too much and no one will reply to this but o well :^)

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> no vidya
> no anime
> no internet
> no mcdonalds
> no neetbux
> no safety net
> famine and drought a constant threat
> tropical diseases
> only hard physical labour each day, selling produce for virtually nothing

Would you trade your priviliged, sheltered first-world life for this considering:

> pretty much guaranteed virgin qt wife who has never heard of feminism
> guaranteed a piece of land and property, even if it is a shack
> remain happily married, working as a team through all the difficult experiences, and having a big family
> strong communal ties, all working towards the common goal of survival
> no concept or care of the outer world

?

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Hello Robots!

Feeling sick of the same shitty servers that offer nothing new? Do you feel like there is nothing to warrant wasting your time to just be ignored
tired of discord? Skype? never fit in with any cliques and want a better way to express yourself?

Well I offer you the next step in Cyber friendship!

http://www.syncedonline.com/

The best way to describe Synced is a place where you can play games, make friends and design your own style. Everything in Synced is created by the people who play it: the places, games, avatars, toys, and pets, so Synced is whatever you and the population want it to be.

I've set up a Robot Group and I offer nothing. I won't ban or abuse any power. I simply want to spread the joy I have playing this game.
Please click on the link and I will explain all the basic of the game.

if you choose to join I will make extra care to make sure the term /r9k/ and the title "robot" isn't some brand, or fashion statement. you are not to be objectified, but simply be a part of the few that decided to join synced through /r9k/.
I do actually Need to have a Discord to keep track of people. I'll be online to assist in anything you need. you don't need one to join the other
>mSBMFRk

I look forward to seeing you!

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>working on tills in big department store
>constaltly busy line of customers to serve
>call for next customer and co-worker does too
>two groups of customers approach; one middle aged couple and a group of teen girls
>the couple reach my co-worker first meaning I have to serve the teen girls
>they are visually annoyed by the fact they couldn't be served by my female co-worker and reluctantly walk over to me
>buying some bedsheets and 5 pairs of underwear
>they all start giggling and looking at me
>girl buying the underwear is making her distress extremely obvious
>her friends are looking directly at me and laughing
>the panties didn't have barcodes so I had to find the item number and punch it in
>"oh look he's going to have to enter them all in"
>commenting things like this to eachother inbetween giggle sessions
>they turn out to all be reduced to have to get a sueprcvisor to manually change the price
>put them in the bag
>the friends didnt stop staring at me this whole time with a grin on their faces
>main girl looked uncomfortable the whole way through
>they finally leave as i hear them them keep laughing and whispering amoungst themselves to the exit

fucking hell lads is there really no way out? even at work I get taunted and laughed at as if it's still school all over again. I scan fucking underwear everyday, it doesn't make me uncomfortable, its just an item. but these fucking roasties are so insecure they can't handle one guy scanning it through so they can bloody pay for it. What made me unfomfortable was their obvious discomfort for the situation, which every other mature woman i serve doesn't give a shit about. Is this my punishment for babyface and looking like a teenager still? Or did they just smell my autism? or could they smell my virginity?

for reference I'm like a skinny awkward wojack type presence, but at work i stand up straight and all that jazz.

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My psychiatrist suggest me to read "Saying yes to life" by Viktor Frankl. The book is full of, what I thought was normie advice, like live for the sake of love, or live because you are responsible for yourself, but then I realized that this kept him sane through 6 months in concentration camp. What a piece of shit I am, for judging people for being "normies", thinking that I am some way superior, but there is nothing I am better at. I don't think I deserve living...

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Every bot i've met IRL has been a male
I want a cool futa loving suicidal female (female) pal!
What do you all usually look like? Are you all in disguise? Where do I find you?!

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> 2017 and the dust has settled
> janefags still exist
Why god

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Fembots are real. Deal with it.

Whatever circumstances that happened to you that shaped you into the robot you are can happen to a woman too.

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Imagine showing this video to someone from the 17th century or earlier, their minds would be blown they probably wouldn't be able to process what they were seeing, everything in this video did not exist in their time, it would be like taking someone who has lived all their life in the tundras and arctic and placing them in the amazon jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiyaiTGrXcg

We've come a crazy long way as a species in such a short time.

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Did anybody know/hear about Donald Trump's birthday last month? I'd think that was a pretty big fucking event for the POTUS' birthday! Why didn't we hear anything about it? No news, nothing! Are the liberals trying to hide this or what? What do I think?

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Guys did anything extraordinary happen to you today? Also background thread.

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>yfw a swedish qt is being raped by a rapefugee as we speak

You know anon, this ins't the jews fault only. The normalfags allowed our society to become like this.
That's what we get for not culling the sheep.

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>tfw was an edgy atheist and now im a deist.

When will atheists finally learn that they're wrong?

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What are some interesting personality tests?
I know MBTI meme, that one shitty BDSM test, but what else?

Mental illness tests? how much of a faggot are you test? Whatever you like, post it here

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WHY IS SUICIDE SO HARD I JUST WANNA END THIS SHITTY LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE