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piss off with that hamface
reported

>>38234708
>princess of /r9k/
>Mystery.jpg
lol, k

>>38234728
>SEETHING orbiter

This thread again, eh?
Sure anon. Go for it.

>>38234675
Are you fucking insane? you don't even know her, she's going to think you're a random creep.

Booking a trip anywhere is going too far. You don't even have her number. Telling her you booked a trip would creep her out, and she doesn't know you outside of mcdonalds. Get her number first and hang out with her somewhere outside of mcdonalds.

>>38234580
Fake and gay

original oregano

>>38234580
Kind of serves him right, for thinking that a 29 year old these days could ever be a virgin.

But fuck you, either for baiting (likely), or for being roastie scum.
>tfw captcha has FIVE "select all squares" rounds

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>>38234580
That's why I don't anyone under the age of 20. And if they don't bleed during sex I know they aren't a virgin.
inb4 horseback riding

God knews that women would lie about their birginity because he knows about their whoredom and sin. He did in fact designed every cell in your body after all.

>Deuteronomy 22:20: If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman's virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil from among you.

But you're lucky God doesn't have those same standards for you, because you aren't his people nor are you dedicated to him. Your life will fade away like the flower.

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*sees you walking into the store, intending to apply*

>>38234593
*slides resume underneath gaze*
*sign languages have a nice day*
*turns 360s and walks into you*

Sorry old man but I don't respect anyone who puts cream into their coffee.
*smacks coffee cup onto the floor*
Heh, catch ya later loser
*skateboards away*

>>38234519
Because white women crave the BBC.
umad, whait boi?

>>38234519
that image is a pretty god example why

>>38234519
Asians usually have black nipples. What country is this one from? She looks god

>>38234304
Same. What do?? (very original cancer)

>>38234304
same. getting dumber too. might even have diabeetus. relevant captcha: lazio

>>38234435
>getting dumber
This is pretty worrying. I perhaps reading books should be enough to prevent this.

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I hate bed bugs. I got them a few years ago, it took way too much effort to get rid of them. I could feel them constantly on me because I'm hairy even though they're very hard to notice normally, you can feel them clearly trying to maneuver through your leg or arm here. I would wake up with dozens of bite marks and itchy rashes. They had started a colony in my laptop and in my bed frame. It was disgusting. I could smell them sometimes when I was sleeping, that overpowering musty sweet smell. I feel nauseous just thinking about it,

I got rid of them when some special powder I got online. Worked great.

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>>38234433
>in my laptop
I know roaches and shit could get in there (rarely) but how the fuck did bedbugs get in it?

>>38234433
powder is good but it fucks up your lungs if breathed in. I had them too but luckily found their harbourage site underneath the heater, nuked it, and threw away the affected mattresses and washed all my chothes/sheets. never seen them 8 months later so I think I'm in the clear.

Death Grips's entire discography

>>38234252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQy12GH1Fl4
this right here senpai

This remix of pumped up kicks https://youtu.be/bR-s4ReIxJo
Hell, I'd even have speakers playing it during the shooting.

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I don't have many problems that could be fixed with money.

>>38234141
1. Addiction to pornography
2. Depression
3. Lack of money to go to college

10000 dollars wouldn't solve any of them.

>>38234141
It would take out a decent chunk of my loans, but I mainly just need to meet new people.

>>38234122
wow if thats the most pathetic thing you've ever done, you should stop posting here.

>>38234122
>bought condoms many years ago, because I thought I was going to have sex someday
>week ago found them, they were expired for a year already
>used them to masturbate to hentai, they ruptured

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I had some problems with my pc this week. Basically it wouldn't boot to windows.
After some examination and advice, it turned out the culprit was my 4 year old graphics card that was dead.
I then cried over my busted graphics card and gave it a small funeral, when i didn't cry at all at my cousins funeral.

>>38234120

I'm finally getting my other hard drives setup, so I can dual-boot windows and linux, and each has their own backup.

After that, gonna smoke a little weed. :]

>>38234614
How does smoking weed feels? I have never tried it, as I don't want to become addicted to anything, but I heard it is very relaxing.

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>week off from work starts of monday
>going to visit relatives tomorrow
>get to see my bro-tier cousin

>>38234108
What did you guys do? Are you a femanon?

>>38234234
One of those shitty avenue restaurants that was slightly overpriced.Also yes.

>>38234715
*sigh*
Tits or gtfo

An Argentinian invented the coronary artery bypass surgery so take that, OP.

Neither have you invented anything. Come back once you do and stop leeching of other people's work and taking pride in something you didn't contribute to.

>>38234189

My genes contributed to it and that's all that matters.

>>38231506
>I liked Poppy a lot but in a non-homo way. Never felt any romantic/sexual desire towards poppy.

A non-homo way would mean a hetero way, which is the opposite of not feeling desire towards her. Unless you're a woman, this makes no sense to me.

>Then when i got home i scribbled "why doesnt Poppy like me" allllllll over my furniture..

This is gold. Very Borderliny, but in admirable ways.

Hey.

I want to be loved, but only by a certain person. This person is a friend yet not a desirable one.

I wont expand on that so don't ask.

My problem is, that I want it.

How do i stop wanting it? All I want is their time, attention.. I want to feel love by them, needed, admired, wanted.. I want to be good friends and hang out a lot but we barely talk as it is due to her being so busy with work.

It's really depressing when she talks to me from work and appears to be too busy to say much or give any reason otherwise as to why she hasn't replied and its been 10 minutes, now 15, now 20, now 30, now an hour, now an hour and 20 minutes, now i've logged off the computed and become really upset and angry that they did not say anything to me after the last thing i said, mostly because they are too busy.

I've seen them though, they'll hang with other people and quickly make time to have a moment with them, but not me. Never me.

>>38234140

You're going to need a better name than this, because many before you have tried the same trick.

Are you in love with that person? You sound like it, but in a special way, or something.

Would you want to completely cut off contact with her?

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Handholding
Kissing

Giantess, vore, feet, shoes

>>38234006
BDSM
Nazi roleplaying
Rape