Most pathetic thing you've ever done

>>38234122
wow if thats the most pathetic thing you've ever done, you should stop posting here.

>>38234122
>bought condoms many years ago, because I thought I was going to have sex someday
>week ago found them, they were expired for a year already
>used them to masturbate to hentai, they ruptured

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I had some problems with my pc this week. Basically it wouldn't boot to windows.
After some examination and advice, it turned out the culprit was my 4 year old graphics card that was dead.
I then cried over my busted graphics card and gave it a small funeral, when i didn't cry at all at my cousins funeral.

I pissed into my own mouth while fucking my ass with a toothbrush

>>38234375
I feel you. My card went dead after one power outage and I have been playing nondemanding games only on processor for several months now.

>>38234414
How it felt desu? I tasted my own cum only once when I was small and it was watery, salty and disgusting. I haven't tried it since.

>>38234414
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not the only one who sticks a toothbrush end in their butt

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>>38234122
>Betacucked into spending $60 on crystal healing booth at mall two years ago.

>>38234492
Do not become bamboozled again, anon.

I bully my friends

>addicted to marijuana
>no like really
>my dealer is a piece of shit who "needed money to go buy the weed from his dealer" so I gave him a hundred bucks
>he took my money and called me an idiot for trusting him
>still desperate for weed
>met a guy on a dating site with a fake profile who said he sells weed in his profile
>should have rang some alarm bells but I was desperate
>he's in the really bad part of town
>ugliest nigger I've ever seen in my life is sitting on a porch waiting for me in the fucking ghetto
>"ay you got the money? follow me"
>we go into an alley
>"yeah this be mah dealer's place, jus' give me the money tho' he really don't like white people"
>suspicious but also don't want to get shot since he knows I have money on me
>give him the money
>he walks inside
>I wait out there for 45 minutes in the fucking ghetto as black kids start pointing and laughing at me
>look at window with the guy and he's pointing at me and laughing with his friend
>walk back to me car awkwardly


I've truly never felt lower at any point in my life than that.

>>38234122
Does someone a legit site?

>>38234781
Fucking hell, why are weedfags such bullies?

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>internet down
>want to masturbate to hentai
>try drawing
>fucking awful
>perfect boobs as much as I can
>jack off to paper tiddies

>>38236072
My shitty dealer was a no-good spic and the guys who ripped me off were niggers

stick to white dealers and you should be fine

>>38236194
This never trust ethnics, with money, responsibility, drugs, kids and finally being productive members of society.