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I hate bed bugs. I got them a few years ago, it took way too much effort to get rid of them. I could feel them constantly on me because I'm hairy even though they're very hard to notice normally, you can feel them clearly trying to maneuver through your leg or arm here. I would wake up with dozens of bite marks and itchy rashes. They had started a colony in my laptop and in my bed frame. It was disgusting. I could smell them sometimes when I was sleeping, that overpowering musty sweet smell. I feel nauseous just thinking about it,

I got rid of them when some special powder I got online. Worked great.

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>>38234433
>in my laptop
I know roaches and shit could get in there (rarely) but how the fuck did bedbugs get in it?

>>38234433
powder is good but it fucks up your lungs if breathed in. I had them too but luckily found their harbourage site underneath the heater, nuked it, and threw away the affected mattresses and washed all my chothes/sheets. never seen them 8 months later so I think I'm in the clear.

>>38234475
By crawling in. Bed bugs are very tiny and flat, they can fit into places other bugs normally can't. I would sleep with my laptop next to me in bed so they took the chance to move there.

I found them everywhere. In the keyboard, in the DVD drive, in the USB ports, in the vents, in the cracks of it, I had to throw that thing away.

I'm a cable guy and I always go into houses with this shit. I just don't get how a single family house gets roaches and nobody cares. I could understand getting them in apartments because everyone around you doesn't give a shit. If I see bedbugs tho I'll straight up leave when you're not looking and put in in the report so that when you call us back we require an official notice that you got rid of them if we need to go back.

>>38234475
Typically bedbugs will infest everything in a 3m radius from where you sleep, if you sleep next to a laptop they would lay eggs there too

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>See one of the fuckers
>Grab it
>Was about to rip it half like usual when I saw a spiderweb in the corner of my room
>Get an idea
>Toss the little fucker into the spiderweb (Bastard even tried to suck the blood out of my thumb while I was holding it)
>Spider immediately springs into action, starts wrapping it up
>mfw it got eaten alive
Bedbugs should be driven into extinction. I hope the normalfuck who turned a bedbug infested book into the library got hit by a bus.

The guy in the unit underneath mine had them really bad. The company that owns the building would just call in an exterminator for free but this guy didn't tell anyone about them. He just lived with them for months and months. When he moved out he threw his mattress in the dumpster, and the property manager checked the security cameras to see who was responsible. Eventually the bugs spread out from his apartment into mine, the one above mine, and several others. Still have to get regular inspections and treatments from the exterminator, and I catch freshly hatched bedbugs all the time. They're tiny and a much lighter color than adults.

Never been bitten as far as I know, but it's possible to simply not be sensitive to their bites.

How do you get bedbugs? I've never even heard of anyone having them over here.

>>38234842
You could do literally nothing wrong and still get them. All it takes is a combination of bad neighbors and bad luck.

>>38234842
You get them from other people that have them basically. A friend of my mom came over and she had bed bugs. They clung onto her and when she came to our house they made their home here.

If you live in an apartment it's pretty bad because if any of your neighbors have them bad, they'll spread to other apartments.

>>38234907
>Going to another persons house while you have bedbugs

That cunt deserves to die.

>>38234475
nigger you don't understand, a bedbug CAN GO anywhere that is wide as a credit card. It's only limiter is food(human) proximity. i love nature

hit ctrl+f > credit card
https://www.epa.gov/bedbugs/how-find-bed-bugs

>>38234899
>>38234907
I see okay. I've never lived in an apartment so I guess it's not a problem.

>>38234433
what was the magic powder?

>>38234814
Based spider.

>>38235725
diatomaceous earth I believe gets rid off them oh and it's safe for humans not sure about cats and doggos though.

I had these about 10 years and ago and I had one crawling on my back in middle school. I remember the girl behind me yelling in the middle of class that I had a bug on my back. That shit was so embarrassing but I was lucky that nobody really knew what they were.

I'm pretty sure my family got them from taking my little sister to a sitter that live in the ghetto.

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*itches asshole*

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>>38237421
what is this my friend

>>38237437
Pinworms man. They suck

>>38237421
tfw you were to embarrassed to tell mummy you had worms in your poo and had to deal with itchy bumhole for years