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>>38236980
That's a good cover, im sure it'll work out in post.

They'll buy it.

t. done it before

>>38236980
depends on what your job is. If you work at some cucked retail job (like me) they'll just get someone to cover for an hour

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liek dis post if u cry everytiem

Cheats on you twice? Why the fuck do you care about her then, You have to be really fucking desperate to chase someone like that.

>>38237088
Well once she cheated on me over the summer and blew a guy, the other time she didn't technically cheat I guess.

She broke up with me on a Monday, fucked a guy on thursday night and wanted to get back together Friday so I consider it cheating.

And of course I'm desperate m8 didnt you read the first part? I was always a wizard I was never meant to become normal and get laid.

I did it to get rid of spots. It actually works

>>38236939
They're faggots.
Orgenalo.

>>38236939
eating meat can lead to heart disease

What is wrong OP? Why do you want to die so badly?

i feel u i just dont care anymore

>>38236967

ive had everything in life but i cant handle it and now ive tried again and im failing and i just dont know i never asked for this how is one supposed to live reluctantly when everything is a chore and when one's personality is rotten and cynical and lost

My dad is a cross between DIO and hank hill,if that makes sense.

>>38236880

My father has mild Tourette's and is horrible to everyone but is a man child who seeks validation by any means necessary (horrific bullying as a child) intensely selfish and autistic. Poor role model.

I basically tried really hard to not be him.

>>38236880

I have never told him directly but I have a lot of respect for my father.

He's a hardworking carpenter, I don't think he's had a sick day ever, so I really envy his spirit and strength in that regard.

I'll admit he's not the sharpest tool in the shed but I still love and respect the man for all he's done.

>>38236877
how old are we talking about? All the old porn videos I watch are from pornhub and they have plenty of views so I'm sure I'm not the only one watching them.

>>38237031

From like early 2000's mostly. Porn before then is too foggy looking and has the music and plot thing going on so its hard to watch

>>38237077
can you give a link to a video per example? I'm curious about the stuff you're watching.

i have a deadbolt on my door

>>38236842
I recently converted to a perfectly see through piss jug. Any other anons noticed tiny solid particles?

>>38237164
kidney stone ? stress or check your diet, son

>>38236834
what did they mean by this?
oriorioriginal

>>38237092
The woman asking the man to get married instead of the other way around because of muh tradition

>>38237213
want is not asking, man is quite acconsenting
marriage is useless if you love.

>>38236779
That one isn't actually that bad, almost good.

The part that really gets me is when they slap a gay watermark linking to their normiegram account.

>>38236879
It's pretty fucking bad desu

I'd rather see qt 3.14 girls that i can't have than no qt 3.14 girls

Qt 3.14 pics thread?

>>38236775
Even if you got one, either she won't be qt forever (beauty vanishes), or she won't be *your* qt forever. You should seek women who are beautiful inside

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>some kid is going to be conceived in an era full of genetically modified qts

Umm...what?

You mean autism?

99% of this board is pure LARPing

Rather than being a high functioning artist I think I'm more like a low functioning sociopath. But that's just speculating, I would never go get diagnosed.

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go back to lurking for a while

>>38236745
>he doesn't activate his almonds

Never going to make it

>>38236974
>Two glasses of alkalised water with apple cider vinegar
>Alkalised water with apple cider vinegar
>Alkalised water
>Apple cider vinegar

Nigger, why the fuck would you bother alkalising water just to add acid to it?

Considering I woke up to roaches all in my home. I'm considering killing myself this month.

2018: 99%
March 31, 2018: 50%
2019: 10%
2020: 5%
November 13, 2020: 1%

>>38236758
What happens between 1.1.2018 and 31.3.2018?

>>38236707
>youtube is a valid source of research
are you retarded?
>positive mental attitude is just as important as genetics
that's still genetics

>>38236911
not OP but
1) there are whole decades of medical videos of operations of any kind you could ever think of. If you use it correctly, YT is, in fact, a superb source of information
2) it's a skill that can be trained. If its of the same importance, that can be argued about

>>38236911
you sound triggered by OPs opinions

>>38236702
Part of me wants to live but the pain is just too much to handle.

I don't know what to do

Cdgg

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you're an absolute pussy if you want to kill yourself to avoid yourself
because you're the only person blocking your path, it'll be a lot easier for you go solve your problems and find happiness. try to breathe and dig into yourself and find the root of your problems. you can do it! don't give up