Guys what chances do you give yourself to survive till 2018?

Considering I woke up to roaches all in my home. I'm considering killing myself this month.

2018: 99%
March 31, 2018: 50%
2019: 10%
2020: 5%
November 13, 2020: 1%

>>38236758
What happens between 1.1.2018 and 31.3.2018?

>>38236796
I bet he turns a certain age

30?

>>38236796
that's my 10,000th day of life

think i don't want to make it that long without even hugging a girl. but still i'm optimistically giving it a tossup

november 13, 2020 is when i would turn 30. have no interest in being a wizard, would rather be an hero than a wizard

>>38236826
I know when I was 19, I was telling myself that things will get better, uni will be fun, next week I will be 26, worst 7 years of my life, 0 friends, kissless virgin, at least I am not fat. I always dreamed about having family, kids, loving wife, now I see nothing out of this will ever happen, how much heroin do you need to overdose?

I've mostly beat all of the big issues that could contribute to suicidal depression, at this point probably the only thing that would cause me to kill myself would be an unacceptable standard of living like long-term homelessness or some horrible medical problem that causes me to suffer every day. My parents are both still alive and my sister doesn't hate me yet so I've got a little bit of a safety net. I'll definitely make it to 2018, no question. I'll probably make it to 2028 too, probably. After that will depend on whether or not I've been able to set up a sustainable lifestyle; income, housing, access to medical care, etc.

>>38236725
It's a variable rate. Some days it's higher, other lower. What matters is how my situation is going and how low the rate goes. For example, if I'm having really shit luck and I have absolutely no desire to live, I probably would attempt it, with an intent to actually die

I'm definitely getting older, so my chances go down every day.

>>38237660
I'll be turning 50 years old in 2041.

If I survive to that age I'll consider it a great success.

I've wanted to an hero for almost 10 years now but I've never once attempted it

I'd say 70%

>>38236749
Roaches are nightmarish, I feel you

>>38236725
99%
Too much of a coward to do it

>inb4 you don't have the balls

>>38236904
Well thanks. I'm going there in October. HS was shit I told myself the same BS before I went into HS

>>38236725
If my gf leaves me before Summer is over, it'll be this Summer. Otherwise I'd give it until January 2018, maybe 2019.

I came very close earlier this year, but I backed out because I'm an immeasurable coward who needs reassuring drugs to commit suicide.

>>38238270
>gf
hello normal fag

>>38238315
hello there clearly superior robot specimen

Real comfy pic OP

If i have learned one thing is that death can and does arrive whenever the hell it wants. Trying to estimate how much life you have left is a waste of time.

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100% I'm not suicidal yet have no friends

>>38238358
ahhh yes normie thank you for recognizing that. you may now leave

>>38238466
I'm taking the plane soon, I've always wanted to kill myself but dying in a plane crash sounds like shit

>>38238377
Its my gopro footage

I can see myself living until 80 or so even if I'm alone. I never understood suicide since health problems or age will take care of that anyways and life is too short already.

99% sure i'll still be alive. I have depression and anxiety but i still have hope because im young

>>38236725
2025 will be the year that I end it if I am in the same position that I am in right now

I want to give life a chance, but at the same time it hurts and I hate it

Either I will meet a girl who loves me, or I will put a bullet in my head. The bullet seems more likely.

99%
I'm young, and my decisions are getting better. Doing less drugs etc.
also I'm not a fucking faggot (I want to insult you deeper but I can't think of any words to describe someone like you) who posts on r9k whining about how they are suicidally depressed.

Really cannot out it into a percentage. There's been a few close calls earlier this year and at the moment I'm just taking things a day at a time.

>>38238758
Its a talk board, its not like this thread is taking away any "real" content or making this board worse

95%, I don't know if I'll just drop dead but I won't off myself by then. I've got shit I have to take care of in the next two decades. Personal shit.

>>38236725
2018: 97% comment too low in content and not original as well

>>38236725
abou 90%, I think

will probably go down 1-5 percent each year

before I got on zoloft, I think I would have said 50%