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any originally ones?

>>38253570
he's still kind of an autist.
It's more a hacker show desu.
I didn't like the part where he got laid and does drugs but I guess the normies wouldn't watch it if it that wasn't in it.
It's a pretty good show anyway.
Go all the way to season 2

>>38253889
so he's an autist and he gets laid

god, I hate myself and originally want to die...

Nobody cares you worthless piece of shit

>>38253572
*boops ur noes* :3

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>>38253540
Boop dis

PLEASE respond guys PLEASE

go for it bro! if she says no she isn't the one for you anyway.

Please do it and post your results, I'm sure she would love it

have you heard about the melanin receptors?

>>38253438
>i'm getting paid 3 times more for fucking niggers

>>38253458
no
redpill me on them
Is is similiar to the "deep spot"? ie: the eroganous zone deep within the vagana that only a BBC can reach?

I'm Chad pretty much. I'm like you, I drink and won't shut up and I have no filter but women find it attractive for some reason. I wish I could be like that all the time.

>>38253433
Fuck yeah I love that seal song I used to have a ventrilo bot that played that shit on loop while we were playing minecraft.

OLD minecraft, before they added wolves, before the normies found it.

Also spoilers I do this too.

>>38253433
What are ya drinkin m8

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>no getting into the crypt game

join in , im a poorfag but even im managing to make decent gains.Imagine the dudes with actual capital to gamble

>>38253528

I can't fucking do it. I bought bitcoin when they were less than 10 dollars and sold them when they were 30. I thought it was fucking awesome that I tripled my money. You always end up cashing out on the way up, unless you're already rich or have a safety net.

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I want to get into the whole coin thing, how hard is it to get into?

>>38253416
teenage sex
killing aliens like halo
parrying and riposting people
killing dragons
flying
transform into an atom bomb
run so fast that I turn into photons
atomize all the non-virgin sluts and chads
be a billionaire

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A threesome.

But on a more serious note it's having kids. I'm already 30 and I can't seem to find a good enough woman to start a family with. I've had relationships with nice-looking and somewhat good women, but they're not what I think a wife/mother-material woman should be. It's sad because I would really like a big family with a bunch of kids.

I'll never get to go to space

>>38253391
How does it feel to be a pack mule with the body and mind of a sentient being?

>>38253391
WHY CAN'T I FIND THE WEBSITE TO MAKE THOSE PORTRAITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38253418
Fucking depressing, especially what kind of people im working with, all in dead-ends in their 40s

>>38253386
Imagine being this good-looking that you look good in any angle, any pose.

Nice humblebrag, Chad

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>>38253386
>they want to sit there and endlessly to talk me about inane garbage
Why are stacies so uninteresting? Whenever I talk to a stacy I feel like it's a continuation of all the other conversations I've had with other stacies.
thankfully I have an autistic /r9k/ gf who's actually super fun to talk to

>>38253358
>robots
>sex life
Lol

But seriously, not that bad. I'm good looking and prefer chubby girls. They generally have poor self esteem, which makes it easy.

Good times.

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I had premature ejaculation and then lost my boner

I shouldn't need Viagra at 21

>>38253358
Fulfilling but exhausting. Its hard being the only person in the group that has a refractory period no matter how short it is.

>>38253338
More affection than I will ever have in my whole life.

Fembots don't exist

>>38253338

that's his mom, you delusional jerk

>>38253367
what if that is all the affection you are gonna get throughout your whole life, anon?
would you accept chad's embracing arms?

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Aborigines are unironically the ugliest race on the planet. It's hard to even call them human. They look as weird as the rest of the animals on that island.

I'll post in whatever thread I want, w h i t e b o i

are abos marsupials?

I agree with you, loners are way too fucking picky. That's why they are alone

When did I ever say that?

>>38253262
But women can do all those things with a bit of effort. A man can't choose to be over 6'0

>>38253251
Have sex instead, always helps me out or at the very least have your girlfriend jack you off instead.

>>38253265
that still fucks with your sensitivity though

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>>38253251
Literally just don't fap. Stop looking at porn, stop watching ecchi anime, stop thinking about girls.
No-Fap a day or two is easy as can be.

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>>38253229
>You will never have that fucking body.
JUST.

Honestly this board gives me more dysphoria than any other on 4chan, what the hell is wrong with you robots?

>>38253253
why do you want to have that body? unless you insist on only marrying chad and refuse to accept love from a robot/android in your own league

You know what. I can't be certain but I'm about 50% sure that the girl in the OP has either taken a shit on film or eaten shit on film. Maybe even fucked a dog. Japan and Brazil are the best countries for porn. They have the most beautiful women doing the most extreme shit. In America, you have a few gems here and there, but for the most part, it's obese white trash doing these things.