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>>38320762
You best stop this OP, you'll never become a witch at level 30 at this rate.

>>38320762
Yes you are. He had his hand in your leggings next time you hang out he's going to fugg you. Don't go out with him. Take it from a witch at level 30. Don't fugg this dude he's not worth it. Find someone willing to wait and to gain your trust.

Don't let men put their hands in your leggings the first time you meet them.

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Is Barron /our guy/? He seems to fit the profile

Trump has made being president so shitty perception wise.

It used to be such a prestigious position. I don't think it will ever recover.

I think he regrets it. I think he just ran for president to make some kind of point and to get people talking about what he wanted them to talk about but it went too far. I kinda feel bad for him because you know he knows he has no idea what the fuck he's doing and he's just winging it.

Heh, surprised, you have been getting quite early with these threads. Anyway, glad to be back Nick. Was wondering if a thread would be made today.

>>38320864

It's mid afternoon for me. I wasn't sure I'd open a thread, but here it is.

There's a lot of work to do.

>>38320881
Here it is and here I am. So what now?

Can I learn this power?

>>38321159
Not from a robot.

Fucking degenerates.

I can't find the article but I bet it was written by a kike.

>>38320651
>he dies
How fucking hard did you whip him? and where did you whip him?

>>38320678
>where did you whip him?
On his dick

>>38320651
>About 11
>horny middle schooler
>go over to my cousins house after school
>they have a 9 year old daughter
>hide in their closet because autistic
>their daughter comes in
>i kick her out and say she has to pass initiation to get in the closet
>"Whats the initiation anon?"
>tell her to close her eyes start kissing her
>I start groping her premature boobies
>she runs out
>now she has permanent hate towards me
>and she can also bribe me to do stuff for her because she could tell anyone about it

Don't play with mentally unstable people. If you get stalked or raped, its all your fault.

>>38320657
The danger is all the fun

Why'd you go for the manlet instead of the fatty? Everyone knows fat people have better personalities than manlets.... Come to think about it... The only people with worst personalities and tempers than manlets are old white women and 2/5th of young adult black women.

what the fuck are you talking about

unintelligibleblox

You're right OP. I'm gunna kill myself now.

>>38320597
you sound like a 12 year old for whom english is a second language. next time try reading through the drivel you type out before sending it. or better yet, open notepad and type your digital vomit into there so we won't be subject to it.

> Be 16
> Awkward as fuck
> Only 2 friends I have commit suicide
> Have no idea why
> Consider joining them
> Social anxiety prevents me from intruding on their fun in the afterlife

fuck

>Be me.
>Chronically depressed from lonleyness.
>Not a beta so I won't kill myself.
>Countine to be depressed and alone.

>11 year old me decide there is no way I can't kill myself with how constant the thoughts are
>decide I'll do it some time before I'm 18
>steal parent's shaving razors
>test a towel and belt a how bad they would hurt on my neck
>probably wouldn't hav done it out of fear of death and out of care for family even though that contradicted my reasons to kill myself
>eventually decide I won't do it unless I need to at 17
>then suddenly find a love for the world in life, an feel like my existence makes sense, and has beauty in it even if I'm the only one who can experience it
>discover I have a considerably reduced life span at the same time

Life would be horrible if it wasn't for its sense of humor.

>>38320565
>sleep with Vin Diesel's wife
>he pulls my spine out through my mouth
>I die

>start a war with the rest of the world
>almost win
>shoot yourself

keep fighting other people

Suckle on the titty for a minute and then continue with my day

>>38320537
Judging by the tanlines she wears a revealing swimsuit so she's probably a whore.

>>38320537
I tell her to go away

>>38320518
Yes, I'd be with any girl. Beggars can't be choosers.

Yes.

Anyone saying "No" is a virgin

>>38320518
Yeah. Tits on that girl remind me of the girl I'm fucking now. She's had about 20-30 guys before.

Which means she gives amazing blowjobs and is really good in bed. Her kisses are just decent though. She rarely changes it up and only occasionally offers her tongue.

>>38320458
l want to fuck you desu

Arthritis

Everyday I wake up it's in a different part of my body but mostly in my legs, every time you move there's a pain so great it locks you up and there's nothing you can do about it so you have to keep moving
It's going to get worse as I age

I hope I can get neetbux for this

Not sure if this counts as long term but cancer.

I was diagnosed last year when I was 17 and I'm constantly worrying if it'll come back. Chemo and radiation were literally torture and my brain was literally fucked for the entire year after treatment stopped. I never want to go through that again.

>>38320439
She doesn't know anything of real emotional pain.
REEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>38320439
imagine that video but closed in your room alone.
there you go now you have my life.
fucking normie bitch

>>38320439

The pain you can never feel because you're a clinical psychopath. You have blunted emotions from childhood trauma. Thus, you don't feel the whole spectrum of emotions. You're limited to anger, emptiness, and frustration, and even those are a quarter of what they are in a normal human being.

Because you have so few emotions, you can't relate to normal people, especially women, who are a mystery to you, like a blind man touching a painting.

Go to therapy or live like a piece of shit for the rest of your life.

>>38320425
Because trannies are just like roasties, they reject us because they think they can do better.
Trannies are discount cis-girls and they should know this.
We are getting a package that's 50% off and so trannies should have lower standards but they don't.
Trannies want chad.
So we hate trannies.

>>38320425
I agree with your logic but it just so happens that trannies are extremely bad people. They fuck hundreds of men a year. They don't stay loyal. They're batshit insane and act like assholes despite their lower social status of being inferior girls.
They also hate tranny chasers that like them for what they are.

>>38320450
Act like robots arent a package that's 50% off as well

>>38320405
*snaps fingers*

"Boys!"

*white bros step from outside the shadows with lynching rope*

"Sorry sweetie ;)"

>>38320405
B-back that ass up ho

>>38320431
Edgy as fuck man