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>>38337891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc

Originagilo

>>38337891
good song,

same vibe as planet caravan by black sabbath

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>>38337891
You mean you'll find a song that matches the tone of my image?

What game is that from OP????

Fantasize about abducting a boyfriend. It's a good thing I don't live alone or I probably would have by now.

semirecently it would have to be basically full on shitting my pants because i didn't want my mom's friend to know i was here/that i exist, even though she obviously knew that, and subsequently getting some sort of fucked up infection that made it super shitty to shit correctly for like a month

god that looks gross

Nigger Yen looks like shit

It could be worse. I'm Asian and good luck finding an Asian character in those kind of games, let alone one that's romanceable. Then again I find Asian women repugnant and strongly prefer Latinas.

What kind anon? I can alysis the sub-reason you like it and thus take away it's power

is that worse than seeing lots of kinds of porn and not feeling traumatized by any of them?

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>tfw you can only get it up to shemales and futa now but they disgust you IRL and you've basically given up on ever getting a gf, let alone a qt wife because then you'd have to explain yourself and why you're so broken

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deep my doodsz

You fag, get out of hear with that Nigger music.

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all my life I want to come clean
why you flossin on my dreams
to be rich
which gon get me first, a bullet
or that jail house?
since I ain't got shit to lose
robbin you's is what I choose
who shall be the one to face that gun
like russian roulette-tah
a hard time never did get better
smart crime no bloody sweater
better watch your back
slangin that crack

Let me tell you about your blood, bamboo kid. It ain't coca-cola, it's rice...

>>38337773
That city isn't ready for him. He's a true winner in all respects. All he wanted was a fellow robot to enter into normiehood with. Not friends, just teammates on the ultimate feel good mission.

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Herro. We are derighted to see you again, Grandson. Tomorrow, we herrp you unpack then take you to see manager of rocal English schoor. Remember to bow in humbre gratitude when you see him, rook him in the eye, and give him your biodata. Okay, see you."

>>38337738
Milo yiannopoulos, originally

>>38337745

That's where you're wrong fucko

Are you the hacker known as 4chan?

I don't want to be a cow.

>>38337677
fake tits lol

>>38337685
>>38337700


You're already ugly hunny

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>>38337665
sounds comfy. music + repetitive, low thought activities is always a nice combo

Listening to gg and sleepycabin while i play shitty free games on my PlayStation4.

>Thursday morning
>swear last night was Tuesday

Who else /time warped/?

>wivefu

are you literally fucking retarded

>>38337647
I do but I AM my imaginary gf.

She is the girl I always wanted to be.

>>38337979
>cant handle the irony
wivefu is a thing, weeaboos can die in their rage

>>38337572

probably jerking off

What happened to The mountain dew guy?

>>38337572
>getting changed in front of another guy

how gay can you be

The only thing that was stressed to me was look people in the eye when you talk to them. When i look people in the eye i make them uncofortable and i dont know why

Which eye do I look in? Fuck

>>38337682
The left eye

>>38337495
You should study Computer Engineering then.
>presumably 100% employability
>high pay (unless you're a code monkey, AKA just a programmer)
>needed literally anywhere, everywhere
>get to work with 4-10 people at most
>office work
Are you good with maths and logic?

>>38337558
Isn't that over-saturated at the moment? I passed my Calculus class with little effort, but I'm not really "good" at math like a math major is.

>>38337495
>I'm about to go off to college at a well-respected school, and I can choose to study anything I'd like
You can get the fuck out of here you fucking faggot, how about that?

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>be poorfag
>drink this

>>38337778
Oh fuck i can finally stop wasting money on red bull

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I was drinking rum and Pepsi. I like Pepsi better, especially mixing em together and drinking out of the bottle and then slamming it down and pretending I'm at a bar and someone just told a great joke. In reality I'm just refilling the bottle so I can return to Starcraft and my empty room.

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>>38337460
She should really be supporting it's head.

>>38337460
Something doesn't look right with that child.

>>38337460
>21
>Already hit the wall
SAD!
>>38337483
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.