This is what the ideal female body should look like. Why don't

I don't want to be a cow.

>>38337677
fake tits lol

>>38337685
>>38337700


You're already ugly hunny

>>38337685
You are inferior to OPs girl. You will never compare to her and any boy you like will prefer her to u

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>>38337677
You may not like it, but this is the peak of woman attractiveness.

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>tfw no thicc pear gf

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>>38337758
Don't post my wife. How many times do i need to tell you?
Also you are correct.

>>38337777
Holy shit digits
And thiggggg

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No, this is. What are you going to do about it, fleshbag roasties?

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more like this my man B^)

>>38337677
FUCK YEAH. That hot! So Wifey!

>>38337950
>>38337777
These are both extraordinarily hot to me, but unfortunately nothing in the middle appeals to me. What the hell's my deal? Are other men like this or am I just defective? It seems like most men gravitate to one or the other, are enjoy a nice median, but I don't.

>>38337777
THIS BITCH IS FAT AS FUCKKKKKK LMFAO

>>38337677
in my opinion, the face is the most important aspect of attractiveness
almost any body type will look hot if the girl has a cute face

>>38337789
godamn she's beautiful

>fat cow
if the tits are bigger than 32B and the weight is higher than 120 there is a problem.

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>>38338108
>low test
If your dick can't pass the toilet paper roll test there's something wrong

>>38338180
dumb bait/cuck poster.

>>38337777
dude please tell me who this female is

because my body refuses to gain any weight

>>38338180
>Justifying your fetish for fatties this hard

>>38338240
You must be really hot desu

Oreganoli

>>38338378
iv'e been 110 pounds ever since i was 15

>>38338240
C I N N C I N A T I

>>38337677
My boyfriend likes me as a fatty because he can snuggle to me and pretend I am his mommy.

>>38338461
Very cute desu. Be my gf

Oregano

the world needs more thicc goth bitches

>>38337677

SAUCEEEEEEEEEE NEED DA SAUCEEEEEE

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Long hair, fit, with a big butt.

>>38337677
i Still cant beleive a republican party convinced a bunch of neets with autism who live of welfere to vote for a president who hates
oh am laffin

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that looks like shit. this is what i want to look like

>>38337677
I guess Americans have to convince themselves this is ideal so they can palate sleeping with their fat wives.

>>38337677
Nah senpai:
>Petite
>small tits
>Tight body
>Fat ass
Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't, you literally can't.

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No, THIS is what the ideal female body should look like.

>>38339539
What do you look like right now? I have been muted for 2 seconds, because my comment was not original.

I don't want to be fat.

>>38337789
IS it okay if I use common crispy's as reaction faces on other boards?

>>38337685
insecure angry chestlet

probably full blown roastie too

>>38340357
>What do you look like right now
like OP pic

>>38337677
>No cat ears
>No cat tail

Seems you posted the wrong pic, OP.

>>38341471
Literally get a liposuction + breast reduction and you will look like that

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>Titcow Internet Defense Force
Please

>>38340174
>Pro tip: you can't, you literally can't.
He's right you know.

>>38337677
while true thicc sadly makes me think of my ex and i'm still emotionally damaged

>>38340749
How big is your bust though ?