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>go to pornsite
>see that the "facebook like" button is selected
>quickly unlike
>tfw normies know
>inb4 "using normiebook"
I don't use it, its just so people can contact me.
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>>38342841
>using Normie book
>watching porn
/r9k/ is a Muslim board you fucking infidel
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>>38342841
Never seen a single porn site that had FB integration, afaik they don't even allow it
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>>38342856
I dont even use either
both were a mistake
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What is the big deal of sex? 2017-07-13 11:54:42 Post No.38342731
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What is the big deal of sex?
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2017-07-13 11:54:42
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Why do people make a huge deal out of sex? They talk as if it's a spiritual awakening or that it has physical and mental health benefits. Your body cannot tell the difference between jerking off and having sex so I doubt all this. I am in my senior year of high school and almost everyone has gotten laid and are extremely sexually active and it's driving me crazy as I will never get the chance to try it out. But why is it such an obligation that everyone must get laid besides just reproduction? How much different is the relief than of just jerking off to porn?
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>>38342731
>Your body cannot tell the difference between jerking off and having sex so I doubt all this.
You're right, in a purely mechanistic sense, jerking off and sex are exactly the same. But there's something about looking down and seeing some womans tits bounce up and down that masturbating just can't beat.
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It's like the difference between a single player and a multiplayer game.
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I'm so lonely. Someone please talk to me. I've never posted here before but all I want to do is talk to someone. I haven't slept yet because I worked a night shift and broke down, texting my ex-girlfriend about how much I miss here.
tfw alone
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sort yourself out. stop falling for the vagina jew. find interests and hobbies. get good at them. people will be drawn to you. that's your goal. get to work. stop making excuses.
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>>38342651
Do you have a discord, sadfreg?
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>>38342651
Sure man. What do you want to talk about? I'll be around for awhile.
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>anon i know you like anime so i dressed up specially for our date btw you really dont look like your photo
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>>38342636
>those hairpins, like Inami-chan in Working!!
kiss her before she completes what she was saying
>man, I totally fell for her
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>>38342636
>Neither do you. Wait why did I agree to go on a date in the first place? I gave up.
>Anyways nice K-on cosplay but I didn't watch that show.
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Can you imagine sexually destroying a girl like that? Jesus I'd love to be the guy who breaks her in.
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>He has female friends
Typical normie
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>>38342423
>did out-of-school activities
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>>38342423
i'm a 25 yo khv and I do have 1 female friend
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Well i dont have any friend
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>can handle a social, face to face, conversation perfectly fine
>sperg completely when on the phone
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>>38342345
phone convos are just awkward
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>>38342345
I wholeheartedly agree with you op
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>>38342345
>have to mentally repeat what I'm about to say multiple times before I call someone so I don't stutter
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Welp, that's it, I'm just not going to go into work today, anons.
Unemployment and NEETbux, here I come.
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>>38342309
Get those benefits while you still can
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>>38342309
I'm happy for you but you may regret it. Call out sick and maybe let today pass. Worst they can do is fire you.
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>>38342309
Check your local lawsuit, in my state you don't get unemployment for being fired for no call no show.
Why haven't you joined the army yet anon? It would set you straight, and give you some direction in your life. You'll get fit whether you want to or not (you do) and you'll learn valuable life skills that will open up countless doors for you in the future. You would probably even get laid. Give me one good reason for why you aren't shipping out right now.
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I need my birth certificate and an id. I dont have those and if i did i would be in rtf now. I wish my larents would hurry up and order it for me.
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Because people in the army are dumb, high testosterone jocks who prey on every insecurity you have and make fun of you.
And i'd take it like a bitch. I'd just ignore them, which would just fuel them more. They'd group on on me. Me vs them.
Until one day, i couldn't take it anymore, and i'd explode. And i don't think that's a good idea, in an army environment where weapons are easily available.
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>>38342293
I disagree with imperialism
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>niggers complaining about white devils stealing their culture
>mfw they didn't had any culture to begin with
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WE WUZ KANG-
oh wait whoops egypt was white/turkish.
>WE WUZ ORIGINAL HUMANS
oh wait humans evolved in europe first
>http://www.newsweek.com/first-hominin-europe-east-africa-human-evolution-613494
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>>38342289
their culture was breeding and starving
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>>38342415
>their culture was breeding and starving
>was
When did it change?
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>i m-m-made you s-some cookies anon
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is this one of those things that if i take the cookie then she expects me to have sex with her is it?
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>>38342188
>can't even pick up an entire cookie
>probably couldn't even get it into her mouth since there's a cut between her picking it up and her chewing it
And she expects me to believe she made those cookies?
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>>38342188
why "CP" ? is she heavily underaged?
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When did you robots realise your life was over? I realised about a year ago when I got measured as 5'10. I lost the will to live since then
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>>38342123
>be confident
>do normie things
>able to talk to girls
>girls never like me
>friends are not inviting me to their birthday parties
>i dont mind
>years later
>see a photo taken in the 8th grade
>its my female classmate arguing with my male classmate
>there are some other people in the background too
>can see myself in the background too
>pale
>skinny
>look like a freak
>Genetically inferior to everyone in the picture
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Found out everybody "knows" I have mild autism, except me of course. Not that I was going to achieve anything anyway, but now I realize how sisyphean the task is. Apparently it's super obvious how much of a abomination I am.
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New Spider-Man is a manlet and all the colored girls in class fantasize about sucking his manlet cock. There is hope for you, anon. Don't give up.
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You have 5 minutes in a 9 by 9 feet room with this women. Her pussy smells like chocolate, and is pretty tight. Will you cum in 5 minutes or under, or shall you be the anon who has lost his virginity yet didn't nut?
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That isn't a woman. It's, you, op. I know it.
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>>38342074
That looks like a guy and if it wasn't I'd still turn 360 degrees and nope outta that room
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nick?
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>>38341936
That made me so angry I punched a wall.
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>>38341962
>That made me so angry I punched a wall.
ohkayy
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This is so fucking cute t b q h
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Who from here thinks he's going to die a /v/irgin?
Every day i lose the hope anons I curse myself every day for being an antisocial neet
And MMO games do not help at all
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>>38341896
Does it really matter? I'll answer that for you. No it does not.
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>tfw kinda want to get dick wet but not to a hooker
>not willing to take the initiative
>NEET who lives chez parents
By some miracle, I'll get my chance (if and) when I get that job, r-right?
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I'm completely hopeless at 25, so yeah.
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>*grabs you by the throat and lifts you up*
>I warned you last time faggot, if you don't give me a cigarette I'm literally beating the fuck out of you
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>>38341844
why is that girl asking her phone for a cigarette?
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>>38341844
rawr xD :3 meow~ here is ur cigarette meuow~ *hands cigaratte*
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>>38341844
H-hey wanna listen to some Mcr and drink coffee?