Who from here thinks he's going to die a /v/irgin? Every

>>38341896
Does it really matter? I'll answer that for you. No it does not.

>tfw kinda want to get dick wet but not to a hooker
>not willing to take the initiative
>NEET who lives chez parents

By some miracle, I'll get my chance (if and) when I get that job, r-right?

I'm completely hopeless at 25, so yeah.

Only if hookers don't count.

>>38341896
I know how you feel I'm 19 and go back to uni in a month and a half if I don't get layed in uni I might have to kys myself

>tfw lost my virginity to childhood friend
>tfw sex was underwhelming
>tfw had to move and broke her heart
>tfw still feel like virgin
>tfw shouldn't have bothered

>>38341896
Probably, the competition is just way too tough. Who would settle for anyone who is below average?

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>got into vidya at 6
>got my own PC at 8
>every day after school play vidya
>weekends play vidya
>drop out of highschool at 16 so I can play FFXI all day every day
>now 27 and entirely alone
>MMO's are shit and 14 is really shit
>only game I play is starcraft just religiously to do something

yeah ima die alone and my dick unwettened

>>38341999

>dropped out of school to play an mmo

Yeah you kinda deserve it

>>38342008
I really like FFXI
got over 1000 days played by the end
at least I finished my highschool education in 6 months a few years later lol

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>>38341896
Yeah, I'm sure there's a algorithm or formula that shows that every year a man grows older than 15 lessens the chance of him losing his virginity (for free).

I'm a 26 KHHV and I truly have no idea where to even start with women because I didn't even have female friends in high school and college and my workplace now is 90% male.

There's no way out for me. It's over.

>>38341896
I do not understand interactions between men and women, all this dating bullshit, sex and etc. I'm pretty sure that something in brain is wired completely wrong.
t. 24 khv neet

>>38342057

But you missed out on learning how to interact with your peers. How to relate to people, so now here you are

Just make women laugh anon and they'll suck your little willy

>Who from here thinks he's going to die a /v/irgin?
Its very unlikely that /v/ (or any board on 4chan) will be around by the time I die

>>38342192
I can make them laugh but they write that off as a cute thing not hot one like
>aww, he can make me laugh :)
vs
>ohhh, he's so witty and smart ;)

Why is it hard to lose your virginity? I don't get it, I mean I completely understand not being able to get a gf, but is the whole virgin thing just overstated?

>>38341896
Newton died a virgin, yet he's still talked about today. He might have ended his genes but his memes still lives on.

>>38341896
>>>/pol/

Take this shit somewhere else, everyone knows video games are racist and have no place in an equal society.

>>38342214
>Why is it hard to lose your virginity?
Because you're absolutely clueless when it comes to social interaction with girls.

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>>38342256
>he doesn't have enough reading comprehension to read two sentences

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>>38342270
>there's a need to read whole bait

>>38342256
Social skills are completely irrelevant when it comes to attracting women. Face+height is the only thing that matters, which is why /r9k/ fails.

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>>38342279
>he's so so embarrassed that he can't read two sentences that has to pretend like he fell for bait

>>38341896
I may not die a virgin since paying for sex isn't that expensive or difficult but I'll never be in a lasting relationship with a woman. I'm a schizo on the bux and have a 3 inch pencil dick. I have nothing to offer. There's no hope for me besides turning into a faggot and letting someone pound my ass in exchange for them succing me off or letting me fuck their disgusting asshole, which I'm not interested in. I can't even rape anyone with my 3 inch dick and have a rape baby so my genes get passed, that's even if the baby isn't aborted.

>>38341896
i may be chubby and ugly(?) but i'm confident that if i really gave a shit i could lose it. i'm a girl

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>>38342301
>it's his highlight of the day

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>>38342295
>Face+height is the only thing that matters, which is why /r9k/ fails
Believing r9k memes

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>>38342315
>he thinks it's the highlight of my day
>doesn't know it's the highlight of the week
>he doesn't know i'm already adding his antics to the collage on my wall

>>38341896

>be me, 49 (will turn 50 in less than six months), virgin
>just not giving any fuck (pun intended)
>I may only lose my virginity to a virgin woman (know some sane 40+yo virgin females but cannot yet try to start a relationship)

Most people, guys and girls alike, lose their virginity with their first "serious" love interest, i.e. in a puppy love relationship. Guys don't care - they just go searching for next available vagoo. Females, except strong slutty ones, typically get depressed and sick.

>>38342393
>49
What are you doing here pops? I mean you cant relate to most of these newfags.

>>38342433

those summerfags are actually easier to relate than my coworkers and people being "nigger inside"

>>38341896
My career's going very well and it has a plan to it. My "love life" seems like it will never happen.

>>38341896

>tfw i'll probably die in a motorbike accident before having sex

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31 i know i will die this way

I see people say shotguns are instant death here if aimed right but what if you just aimed up and back in the mouth or even on the center forehead? like would it be like turning off the lights or if when people come towards the sounds would it be likely you would survive but eat through a tube. thats a terrible thought

i wouldnt ever do it tho its just nice to think yoh have a way out even if ypu dont

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lost friends 3 times in grade school between 2 moves and everyone going to different highschool
trade school has no women
no friends who have money or want to go out
everyone at work is in relationships

I think it's time to give up and suffer through tinder roasties

>>38342556
do you drive while scratching your penor

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>>38341896
18 khv here
I asked a qt3.14 out one year ago, but I found out she wanted to remain friends. I don't feel like talking to girls anymore after that. It hurts to feel this lonely in life