Why haven't you joined the army yet anon? It would set you

I need my birth certificate and an id. I dont have those and if i did i would be in rtf now. I wish my larents would hurry up and order it for me.

Because people in the army are dumb, high testosterone jocks who prey on every insecurity you have and make fun of you.
And i'd take it like a bitch. I'd just ignore them, which would just fuel them more. They'd group on on me. Me vs them.
Until one day, i couldn't take it anymore, and i'd explode. And i don't think that's a good idea, in an army environment where weapons are easily available.

>>38342293
I disagree with imperialism

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>>38342293
>Joining the armed forces and becoming a sheep

Every. Single. Time.

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>>38342293
im nearsighted
and it would break my mother's heart

>>38342353
at least they're making money and have a job, you leech

>>38342293
Because the IRA has been dead since 2005, due to the good friday agreement and all
>why don't you join the british army
because i have some pride left, i will never join the british army, go fuck yourself John Bull

>>38342353
Dont act like you are an important individual. You cant and wont be anything beyond a number. Your pride is misplaced and shameful.

I was accidentally racist in my interview with the recruiter

>>38342356
I'm also nearsighted, but they told me that is not a problem unless you're >90% blind

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>>38342293
>unfit to serve

> valuable life skills
> will open up countless doors
You have to be kidding. Have been in the air force and it was a waste of time other than it gives you plenty of time to realize you fucked up hard. You'd rather go directly back to school and get your college degree and save some time.

>>38342607
Gonna need a greentext. Asap.

>>38342293
>Army recruiter schedules appointment with me after I graduate
>Go to his office
>It's closed
>Wait two hours
>Nigger still never showed up
Fuck you, Axelrod.
>Fast forward six years
>See Navy recruiter
>Most of my family has served in the Navy; "muh tradition an sheeit"
>Recruiter rejects me because six years ago, two days after I turned 18, a Mexicunt told police I was stalking her (I didn't)
>Sister gets a 92 on the ASVAB
>Gets rejected because she used to cut herself in middle school
Welp, so much for being operator.