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Friendly reminder to never smoke weed.
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>>38393345
Story?

uyguguguggyuguy
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>>38393345
>shaved widow's peak
por que?
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Second from the bottom right looks like Mark Wahlberg's autistic brother.

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>That kid who would be sitting at a table with other kids when one of them says how everyone at this table is cool making you feel good, then 3 seconds later says "except for anon, no offense"
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>>38393333
>that anon who wasted decent gets on a mediocre post
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>>38393362
>That anon who ruins the thread by being a faggot
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>>38393417
>tHAt ANon wHO rUiNS ThE tHReaD bY BEinG a FaGgOT
that anon is you

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Okay, I don't wish to seem rude, but what the actual FUCK?! Fellow virgin robots, especially those of you under 21 like me, would you actually sleep with this prune faced granny? Why or why not?
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Yes I would, imagine if I was 17 I could have a granny fuck hole to suck my cock and get fucked plus use her house to host fuck sessions with other girls my own age. Life is so hard for a manipulative Chad sometimes
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>>38393445
That wrinkled face and saggy neck scare me though. I don't even wanna imagine her saggy granny vadge with grey pubes *retches*
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>>38393519
Bag her and tag her. Also the pussy isn't that bad I've been with a 58 yo before when I was 21 I always took the condom off and came in her. She didn't have pubes

Is 5'6" too much to overcome? Please tell me the truth.
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>>38393312
come to the 2d side
anime girls don't care about height
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If you're talking romantically, no. I'm 5'6 and I've slept with 12 women, and most of them told me they just want a guy taller than them or they think tall guys are scary
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im 5'3 and asexual, I've dated 6 girls and never felt like sexing any of them but i did finger 3 of them. half were taller half were shorter

>>38393816
so how many of the girls were taller than you?

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>Be Black
>Pretend to be extremely racist white person online
>Unironically hate my race now
Does anyone else do this?
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Bebe we all know it's you
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>>38393316
whatever happened to that bitch?

last time I saw her she literally made 80+ posts in a single waifu thread when someone asked why none of the waifus were black
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Just be openly black and hate blacks

Look up uncle ruckus as a rolemodel

Make sure to call blacks niggers with an emphasis on the r

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I'm barely a person

I wish I knew who I am, anyony knows this feel?
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>>38393300
Yea, i dont even really know my own personality.
Everyone has a persona but im just a robot with no real personality, its all faked .
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>>38393300
Kill me, Pete

Please please please please
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The 'self' is a myth.

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>there is currently no wagecuck thread on /r9k/

Why?
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That pic is so old

Thanks for bringing back memories, anon
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>>38393289
because you touch yourself in an original way at night.
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>>38393336
no

[n'shieet

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What is the point of women being on this board? How come roastie whores get through every noon and cranny for some attention even online?

And why would a robot want a roastie whore to be here?

If we were all male robots here we would have much better conversations and understand each other fully.

>Inb4 virgin/loser XD
Nope. Besides you can't even fcuk any of these whores so what's the point of feeding them attention?

>Inb4 b-but girls are deep and depressed and special too
Maybe. But nobody cares. Females have an objectively easier life anyway and entirely different planes of depression.

>Inb4 b-but I relate to people on this board and/or it is "comfy"
Okay. But you're still just an unwelcome, dumb, basic bitch trying to fit in somewhere you don't belong so you can pretend youre unique
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>>38393282
>What is the point of women being on this board?
Those are just trolls or fat weebs larping. don't be stupid.
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I agree we should scare the roasties away with anime
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You can't stop us, we are anonymous.

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Would r9k date a 4/10 goth girl like pic related?
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>>38393193
No, I would personally not based on the picture.
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>>38393193
With that nose piercing? No.
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What's going on with that upper lip?

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thanks god im not an american asian, i would not support the fact that my sister is being fucked by good looking white chads while i still in my room crying because im a 21yo virgin
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>>38393189
Well, what are you instead?
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>>38393189
Yeah your sister is getting fucked by Long Wang instead.
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Joke's on you because I'm an only child.

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What's your favorite/s straight search combo on sadpanda?
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tell me more about her
and post more pics
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>>38393183
Sauce? Reverse image search didn't help
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>>38393183
lolicon femdom

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>tfw you will never have a qt japanese gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOL2NBM9_OU
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>>38393173
Yeah. Not watching and thanks for making me hover over this malformed cell.

She suits you real well. 10/10 Yellow fever
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>>38393173
she obviously has an underbite
she looks fine when not smiling
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>>38393204
Why do you seem so butthurt? Is it because you are a roastie? You don't belong here. You shouldn't be here.

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XCVI

1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to and cared for.
4. We function as a steady support group as well; any topic is a good topic.

This video is relevant to your interests if you suffer from anxiety/depression:

https://youtu.be/YcQg1EshfIE
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>>38393163
That's a pretty interesting video. Problem is most people don't remember anything really from the first years of their life, so it's hard to get some perspective on it.
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>>38393533

I don't see your point. You mean, since one doesn't remember, one can't be sure what happened?

An easy way to counter that is to see whether you have anxiety issues or not. And if you find no other obvious reason, it'll probably be the way you were treated in infancy and childhood.

From what I was able to gather, I was most likely neglected a lot. Left alone, not taken care of, etc. My mother's idea of children was to park them somewhere so they'd not bother you. She can fake being a mother, but she never had any motherly instinct to speak of.
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Boys, i think i got some laced weed, i still have loss of short term memory and can barelly feel what im doing with my hands and legs after 2 days of smoking

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Everyone has sex. Your parents have sex, your siblings have sex. Your coworkers, your boss, people you see on the street. People you see on TV, people you see on YouTube ads, billboards. Every single car on the freeway, every car in a crowded parking lot.

Politicians have sex, celebrities have sex. Every famous person from history, regardless of what they discovered or achieved- what came first was their sex lives.

It's everywhere, it's real, and it's not just a plot device for movies.

You're missing out. You've missed out.
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>>38393111
whatre you driving at?
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>>38393111
I have two friends that are still virgins like me. We went to high school together and are all mid 20s
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>>38393111
Thanks for the notification.

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>tfw no big sister to wash you and slurp your dick during a shower
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>>38393087
Ima need the sauce, OP
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>>38393087
>people who let their children shower together past age 6
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>>38393087
>horseface
>shota
>whore is probably hairy

2 nukes wasn't enough..

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