srsly?

Yes I would, imagine if I was 17 I could have a granny fuck hole to suck my cock and get fucked plus use her house to host fuck sessions with other girls my own age. Life is so hard for a manipulative Chad sometimes

>>38393445
That wrinkled face and saggy neck scare me though. I don't even wanna imagine her saggy granny vadge with grey pubes *retches*

>>38393519
Bag her and tag her. Also the pussy isn't that bad I've been with a 58 yo before when I was 21 I always took the condom off and came in her. She didn't have pubes

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>>38393332
>Judge gives no fucks
>Calls her on her bullshit excuse
>Puts her in jail for 90 days
>Puts her on probation for 10 years
>Helps destroy her teaching career and retirement benefits

I don't see any problems here.

>>38393827
Nope sleeping with an underage gets you a few years in prison.

>>38393827
Shes claiming sexual assault when she's sleeping with an underaged boy.

Imagine a 54 year old male teacher sleeping with a 17-year-old girl and claiming it was her fault.

No judge should let her off so easily - she already got off raping an underaged boy.

>>38393332
>he grabbed me by the pussy like a used car salesman.
>it's the fault of the toxic environment created by the presidency

Dumb cunt is desperately grasping at straws because she is backed into a corner. Anti trumpism is an easy crowd swayer for the kind of people who could believe it isn't her fault.

>>38393332
Faggots are just jealous this dude banged a thicc 7/10 Stacy.

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>>38393332
>old bag Freudian slipping comparing herself to a used car

>>38393332

>be me
>be 16yo
>try to seduce my english teacher
>......Ugh go away you perver.

This is why im here.

>>38394226

...................that happen 6 years ago.

>idiot me in 3rd grade
>9 years old or so
>teacher wants to talk to me after class about my grades
>grades aren't very good
>i start to cry because i'm a huge bitch
>she tries to calm me down with no luck
>for some reason she hugs me
>this ignites something in my primitive idiotic brain
>put my head on her right tit
>reach up and grab her left tit with my hand
>she pulls away and tells me to go

only action i've ever gotten lads and i don't regret it

Chad now has it in public record that he fuck and chucked some public servant for the hell of it, in the process ruining her livelihood

She may be prune faced but what have you done with your life, OP?

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>>38394118
Holy shit that's hilarious!
>>38394110
Ha. Ha.
>>38394087
Man did she really say that? I don't like the soon to be impeached Trump but that's a real stretch, what a dumb old cunt.
>>38394226
I can only imagine the idiots trying and spectacularly failing to fuck their sisters/Moms/aunts etc because muh internet incest fantasies, now they'll be the family freak forever, at least you won't see this teacher ever again

>>38394281
The hero /r9k/ deserves

Bloxxxing

>>38393332
>I live there
Hell yes some news

>>38394281

Well done.

>>38394365
thank for that.

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>>38393332
No.
Prune face.
Granny.

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>>38394311
19 in Catholic Uni, sk8boarder, piano+guitar, love books, movies, anime, vidya, working two part time jobs over summer break so I can buy some electronics & other stuff before the semester begins, yeah I'm a virgin but qt's have shown some interest now and again I'm just waiting for the right girl + I'm shy & self concious, and no I wouldn't touch that old hag, I'd rather fap thanks

>>38394597
Good for you save it for your therapist.

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>>38394008
the boy would be 18 you would hate him for being a chad that pullet a granny.

Fucking hell child porn and sex probation laws are retarded

>>38393332

>Implying she needed to be tricked.

She probably fucking JUMPED at the chance.

>>38394762
Didn't you ask me you dingleberry?