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chads are ultra-normies

>looks
>goes to the gym
>confidence
>has money
>6'0 or taller

Chads are popular normies.
Like jocks, etc.

>>38395484
This is not (at least purely) genetic, but you also seem to have a high 2D:4D digit ratio. Generally, lower ratio is better for most things.

>>38395484
Skin is bad, dark discolorations around neck/elbows, very mild acne every once in a while, tiny bumps covering arms, littered with birth marks from head to toe, occasional cyst, etc.
Skin matters a lot so what's the point in even trying, would have offed myself by now if I was one of those tree people desu.

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>>38395484
I think we can all blame our genes for how "cucked" we are for life.

Vitiligo can sometimes look quite comely on females though.

No thanks
woman orbiting threads do not belong here
Please go to >>>/soc/

>>38395434
I invited robots into this thread, women cannot be robots therefore the invitation excluded them. Ya retard!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10N3vEWRSeP

Beautiful music I created.

>>38395371
tumblr yruecrome sluts are all over him though

one of them liked me because I looked like him

>>38395423
they love him because he killed people

those sluts love dylan klebold too but they would not care about the white quiet kid of her school

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>>38395371
cause they cant communicate normally

>>38395366
how are you supposed to identify a girl who is only dating you for your money?

askign for a friend

>>38395389
It's simple. If you are virgin past the age of 21, and no girl ever gave you attention until your financial status improved. Then you know. Or if you are 27+ years old and girls finally pay attention, it means you got leftovers who are desperate for a child

Tfw my dad was like this but mum actually didn't divorce him

>>38395356
Because they are. They're only "alt-right" or "conservative" because feminism doesn't pay well, or get them enough attention anymore. Women have no sturdy morals of their own, they just follow the crowd and go whichever way will get Chad's attention.

Because looking fuckable and being the perfect bimbo housewife while having strong opinions (as long as those opinions are the same as the man who owns them) is what they strive to be.

The only reason women are allowed to talk at all in the alt-right (also the only reason men are allowed to talk in alt-left(?)/sjw/"progressive left") is because they need someone to both gather support from that sex and to show that they aren't sexist. It's kind of like "I'm not racist, I have black friends" kind of thing; "Our political agenda isn't sexist, see we have women/men who support everything we say and regurgitate what they are told to say under threat of being ejected from their community."

Because all the ugly and fat ones are already on the left using feminism as a crutch.

>she then proceeds to tell me every single thing she did with him
>"after the party was over, he took me to his car and we started making out in the backseat! he wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't, but he still put his hand in my panties and I made some funny noises!"
>I was fucking raging, luckily she didn't notice it
>she keeps whining about how she'll never date Michael
>"I wish someone would cuddle me!"
>I do the "I'm right here!" cough
>"but it would be weird to cuddle with you, because we're friends!"
>this keeps on going until she has to go back to her dorm

After that, we stopped hanging out as often, not because I refused but because she started getting closer to her college peers. Whenever we did hang out, however, she'd always (ALWAYS) talk about Michael. After that, she became a basic, boring piece of shit who would talk about nothing but the parties she went to and the guys she hooked up with. I'm glad we're no longer friends, but it was still pretty retarded of me not to take the chance she gave me.

As soon as you mentioned she started college it was pretty obvious what would happen next.

>>38395300
>be me
>don't even notice if girls are interested in me

My gf has huge knockers but I never do anything with them. I'm only into her sexy feet.

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>>38395924
Do they sag at all?

>>38395924
I hate footfags so goddamn much

you are a moron who doesn't deserve to use computers

Anyways about your issue, you are gonna have to pay someone to put RAM in your machine

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>>38395205
"You'd be able to afford a better one if you had a job, Champ."

>>38395238
no i have plenty of sticks i can use just lying around i just need to find the model number which is faded out on the back of the laptop its a T2400 i believe but i cannot tell for sure it is an old school IBM lenovo i cannot find the manual

>>38395172
Maybe we don't need saving

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>>38395207

thats what ive been saying

oreg

>>38395172
God I hate frogposters. I already await the smug frog reaction pics in reply. You all make me sick.

>>38395102
Hairline Law bro, it's all about the hairline.

>>38395102
Because he has money and was smart enough to invest into something.

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>>38395102
this is why, doesn't take much to figure it out

Yeah. Most of them weren't even particularly good looking, they just happened to be young women which was good enough.

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>>38395065
yes.
>be me
>7th grade
>no friends at all, constantly picked on
>my (fairly attractive) science teacher was the closest thing I had to a friend
>she would usually let me eat lunch with her in class, otherwise I would hide out in the library or the restroom to avoid bullies
>developed feelings for her
>even (anonymously) bought got a box of chocolates for valentines day
that was the first and last time I ever had feelings for anybody

>>38395065
It is hard to live by it - but still the best nut ever

>>38395054
postwar american abstract painting was a CIA psyop

>expecting to have an intelligent discussion on r9k

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>>38395054
I could do one of these too. Maybe I could do a few of these craps and get rich.

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>>38395024
"Because we know what's best for you, Champ. And you know what you need? A job. I'm taking you to look for one, and we won't stop until someone hires you right on the spot. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. Simple as that, Champ."

>>38395068

Sorry, I'll rephrase my thread

Why do I care about what my mother thinks about me, about what I do and what I think

>>38395096
Uhh, because she raised you?

Is this a trick question?

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>>38394803
Well, are you fat?

Slightly "thicc" as people around me say but not obese.

>>38394803
Literally post Skype/Discord and be my gf