ITT: times your autism ruined your chances with a girl

>she then proceeds to tell me every single thing she did with him
>"after the party was over, he took me to his car and we started making out in the backseat! he wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't, but he still put his hand in my panties and I made some funny noises!"
>I was fucking raging, luckily she didn't notice it
>she keeps whining about how she'll never date Michael
>"I wish someone would cuddle me!"
>I do the "I'm right here!" cough
>"but it would be weird to cuddle with you, because we're friends!"
>this keeps on going until she has to go back to her dorm

After that, we stopped hanging out as often, not because I refused but because she started getting closer to her college peers. Whenever we did hang out, however, she'd always (ALWAYS) talk about Michael. After that, she became a basic, boring piece of shit who would talk about nothing but the parties she went to and the guys she hooked up with. I'm glad we're no longer friends, but it was still pretty retarded of me not to take the chance she gave me.

As soon as you mentioned she started college it was pretty obvious what would happen next.

>>38395300
>be me
>don't even notice if girls are interested in me

>be me
>be friends with grill
>we often look at these weird ass videos that are "oddly satisfying" together
>we're hanging out
>fast forward 2 hours of talking, we start looking at those videos
>she says those videos make her sleepy
>she also says "Anon, im gonna go to sleep, if you want you can join me" and she starts to pat the floor that was next to her
>i was afraid i was gonna mess up so i just sat by while she slept
>"Anon, why didnt you sleep, i thought you were tired too?"
>imessedup.jpg
>fast forward about 5 months
>she gets a brad boyfriend that often makes fun of me
>i pretty much have no other friends but them so im forced to hang out with Brad asshole
>they often talk about sex and they even go as far as to french kiss in front of me
>literally everyone else has a crush on brad and hes the center of attention
luckily, i dont like her anymore.

>>38395300
>be anon with rough manual labor construction job
>starting to get in okay shape after months of this work
>girls start to tease me and flirt with me while making jokes about how my gf must get mad at other girls hitting on me
>one drunk chick even groped my dick before giggling and staggering off
>too autismo to really say or do anything in these scenarios

I DONT HAVE A GF WHY WONT ONE OF YOU JUST COME HOME WITH ME ALREADY

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>be me
>meet Stacy but get to know her and I thought that my Stacy assumption was wrong
>two years go by and thought that she wasn't a Stacy at this point
>extremely close and we would cuddle and French kiss
>she says she loves me often and I say it back
>she never seemed creeped out and often times she would be happy
>I would take her places like Disneyland (she loves places like that) and we would have fun)
>she had blown me but nothing too serious
>basically in a relationship but I guess she didn't see it that way
>waiting in my apartment for her
>she's at the front door but doesn't know I'm on the couch (not even a step away from the front door)
>"yeah I'm gonna ask chad out on Tuesday but I'm at anons house right now I'll call you back"
>open door when she knocks
>not a pushover and extremely cynical
>"hope chad says yes" slam door in her face
>don't respond to text/call and ignore her knocking on the door
>2 weeks pass by and I still haven't talked to her or pretty much anyone since she was the only person I talked to
>depressed from being lonely but oh well I'll deal with it at least I'm not a backup guy

>>38395300
>be me
>16
>late night
>sleep over at friends house, there were males and females
>girl sitting on my lap, we were good friends
>i liked her
>my friend ( drunk ) mocks me
>"Stop being a fag, anon! You don't have any chances"
>nobody talks for like 20 seconds
>she looks at me
>"i probably would"
>i am speechless
>nobody heard her sayin that cause she whispered it
>i don't know what to do
>she is too cute for me
>panic
>get up
>walk away
>smoke joint with drunk friend
>go to sleep alone

It's not even over yet

>fast forward 2 hrs, people are going to sleep
>she gets in the bed i was sleeping in
>panic
>she hugs me
>boner
>pretend to be sleeping
>wake up next morning
>realize that i am an idiot
>go home
>cri

>>38396006
I literally screamed "oh no" at that story. I'm really fucking sorry, anon.

>>38397043
What happened afterwards? Were you still friends after that?

>>38397151
1 week later she was dating Chad, we stopped hanging out together

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>>38396609
I feel you anon, I prefer them just to make things clear and be painfully sincere with me than to feel a retard back up guy, u did the right thing