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>>39651627
Get rid of easy-to-eat food. If there's an enabler doing your shopping for you, move out.
Treat it like alcoholism or drug addiction. Get rid of all the unhealthy shit and anything you can gorge on.

>>39651627
Do you know how to cook anon? What do you usually eat?

start smoking/vaping.all my favorite foods don't give me an appetite now

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>>39651562
i am extremely distraught
because i too am a girl

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>>39651562
Yah I'm upset cuz I'm a girl too

Nobody gives a fuck. People who have been here the longest don't brag.

fuck her very origionalylyylyyl

>>39651619
speak english you goofy nigger

Pretend like it never happened, don't do anything else please for the love of god

>>39651491
give her head until she cums
fuck her until she cums again
then I cum on her stomach
then we cuddle for a few to catch our breath
grab her water
maybe hit dokha
maybe just pass out

>foreplay; lots of kissing and licking; nipple play
>once we're both aroused enough I put it in and go to town
>pull out a few minutes later and eat her out til she cums
>put it back in and fuck her until I cum myself
>kiss some more, a few gentle thrusts while I'm still inside her
>pull out and cuddle naked for a while

she's never orgasmed from my dick alone. feels bad man.

t. 6.5" dicklet

>>39651491
No one has a GF on this board if they did they wouldn't be here.

Ones saying they do are liars or trolls.

>SJWs are mad
>gaters are mad
>kotaku is mad
>/pol/ is mad
what were they thinking?

>>39651471
UH! But I live in a middle class white suburb and my parents pay for everything! My life is hard because BLM exists! Also Mexicans and stuff! Do you know how many brown people I have to look at a month? Like six!

>>39651471
that's really clever
I've got no interest in playing the game regardless

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>>39651359
all these online dating apps are mostly only favor women and chad.

>almost every girl on here says she loves "dogs, disneyland, and spontaneous adventures"
Girls literally have no fucking personality. Fucking """""spontaneous adventures,""""" what the hell is that supposed to mean? Do you want to journey to Mordor to destroy the One Ring? There are no adventures.

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>>39652695
spontaneous adventures=nice unfamiliar area of western world(can be reduced based on cultural awareness of girl)
no,
> visiting your family in 3rd world country with no running water
> non resort experience in 3rd world
> state or forrests for camping
> an unfamiliar or 'dangerous' part of the city bc thrillst and daily mail don't cover it on cool things to do in the city
> trying restaurants that aren't zagat rated or phantom critic rated

Yes
>international western city main attraction
>local trendy bars
>experience that all her friends have done
>resort in 3rd world (even though you could run into someone you know or are related to working there)
>anything put in a shitty shill site or magazine

SHIT ON A BUN/10

i've seen worse... (i just put this here so my coment will be "original")

>>39651344
Why so much mustard you sperg? That can't possibly taste good unless your taste buds are retarded too.

That is a really disgusting pizza.

>>39651205
sage shitty rp threads

Hey thanks man, I'm OK though I'm saving room for your think logs to slide down my fucking throat

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Oh no, my prayers lie with you, anon

Post dem fen

>dad fount the gay folder

>>39651134
My dearest and most closely held value is that brown people and their culture should die. Fuck off, sub-human.

So here is a value hierarchy that's based on 400 4chan responses:

1. Autonomy-Thought - 14.25
2. Autonomy-Action - 14.02
3. Security-Societal - 13.04
4. Benevolence-Dependability - 12.96
5. Benevolence-Caring - 12.92
6. Security-Personal - 12.62
7. Achievement - 12.23
8. Universalism-Concern - 12.15
9. Hedonism - 12.11
10. Universalism-Tolerance - 11.39
11. Face - 11.23
12. Humility - 10.88
13. Stimulation - 10.72
14. Universalism-Nature - 10.68
15. Conformity-Interpersonal - 10.32
16. Conformity-Rules - 9.96
17. Power-Resources - 8.73
18. Power-Dominance - 8.36
19. Tradition - 8.06

As you can see, you're pretty cuddly care-bears. Actually, this hierarchy is not all that different from your average student sample. Which, I guess, makes sense since most of you are students. However, fun differences: higher autonomy of thought, lower benevolence, lower face.

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>>39651214
That's not a value. That's not even a goal, that's just something for make-a-wish foundation.

Anywho's, you don't have to be brown to follow the word of the Prophet.

>>39651133
do they have a homeless shelter near you? I'd hit that up. Otherwise start pan handling for money and see about sucking guys off for money. Its not fun but hey you could make $30-$40 a BJ and make sure you can get food.

>>39651133
If you don't have some disability, typically the only want to get neetbux is by getting fired. Voluntarily quitting means that you thought it out and decided it was better for you to quit, so the state has no obligation to help you.

>>39651133
NEET posters are non-white or living with their parents. Whites don't get NEETbux

>>39651115
Be very happy for having a gf that shares my hobby.

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>>39651115
that rifle doesn't have a clip in it. typical stupid woman, what is she even aiming at. like for what fucking reason.

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>>39651271
>clip
>stupid woman

>>39651091
update they blocked me now

LOL ROASTIES

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>>39651091
Catfish BTFO, well played Anon.

Well done Anon. Though only idiots would fall for it.

Reece

Callum

They know who they are.

>>39651074
>andrei
He beat me dont take it the other way

Macie

My dick grew from 18-21. Went from 5.5 inches to 7.5 or so..didn't lose weight or gain weight really.

>>39651098
you are a stranger on internet so im going to believe you

>>39651066
I know that exact feel, my friend. Feels really, really bad.