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JAKE PAULS WHERE YOU AT
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>>38476223
IT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Interesting that someone posted this before
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He makes 8 million a month.
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I've reached the point when I no longer get what the kids are into. Pewdiepie and the like were understandable in that just provided commentary to games, which are fun/interesting on their own. Jake and his brother just act like retards, and that's the entire thing, and apparently all the kids love it.
How much protein does cum contain? Is it worth it if you don't have anything protein related at home? I mean, my spunk ain't going to get wasted on any thots anytime soon.
I'm not gay btw.
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>>38476221
fun fact, only 1% of semen is actually semen. the 99% is 200+ different protein.
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>>38476221
just don't, seriously don't
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>>38476221
Your breath smells of cum then anon.
And no, mints won't help.
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The areas circled are where white faces do not belong. How can white people get mad at minorities for moving into "their" countries when they did the same, usually in a much more violent way?
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>>38476211
Why don't White people belong there?
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>>38476211
Because white people brought wealth and prosperity.
Most minorities have had ages to get their shit together. Instead they give up and move to countries built by the superior race.
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>>38476230
Why don't non whites belong in Europe?
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Why does everybody on this board care for the opinion of others? I seriously couldn't care less.
I don't get it. Why are you all searching satisfaction in socializing or love? I mean you probably noticed that it's not working, so why not just find something else, no matter what, and go through with it while ignoring the opinions of some chads or stacies?
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Because validation is what makes you happy.
Please tell me i'm right so i can be happy for making this post.
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>>38476222
You are wrong faggot. So very wrong. I hope you have a very bad day. >=)
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>>38476222
I'd rather say that's some nice trips.
Does it really though? I kind of feel the same wether I'm just sitting here doing my own stuff or doing something people like and think is good.
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Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feeIs like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
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You and the choker guy need to stop asking the same question over and over again.
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>>38476184
x2 in an original manner
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>>38476141
Tfw saving up to buy my vagoo
Tfw already have the tiddy
It's 2017 anon where the fuck are you
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>mfw It's the fourth time I skip class this week just to feel comfy
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Enjoy failing
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>>38476129
I did the same thing in College 2014.#
Guess what OP.
I failed.
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>>38476129
sounds like me before I dropped out
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I sometimes masturbate into the kitchen sink
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>>38476008
You also seem to shit post on /r9k/
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>>38476028
who me
no I don't
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>>38476008
I used to fap in 3-4 am and bust nuts through the the window xD
Do you feel obligated to stay "not happy"? I mean not sad but just not happy. I mean...I was not happy at my prom, I was not happy when I got into med school tough that was the thing I really wanted and needed back in the days. Being happy makes me cringe...it just feels unnatural. Are there any anons who can relate?
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have you ever considered therapy? I mean you're not obliged to feel that way
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>>38475939
I haven't felt anything close to happiness for a while.
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>>38475956
Never thought about it...I mean I'm not sad or anything. It just feels cringy to express happiness...
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Why does having a conventionally "bad taste" in any form of media (music, films, vidyas and so on) piss of normies so much? I like what I want to like and I'd rather have a "bad" taste that it's my taste than a "good" taste that it's everyone else's. or example, I love Michael Bay films with all their cool and fun explosions and everytime I mention it people get extremely butthurt
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>>38475932
If you say you like Pink Floyd unironically, people who are "into music" get their panties in a twist. I like and play music and I don't see the problem
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>>38475932
Normies are the ones who have bad taste.
If you have worse taste than normies you should kys immediately faggot
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>>38476005
Like I said before, "good" or "bad" taste is just a matter of convention, and I don't see why I should be forced to like or dislike something just because "everyone says so"
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>tfw good looking and /fit/
>so autistic and anxiety bad literally cant talk to girls
>literally throw up and shake with nerves even thinking about it
>made a tinder, get 100s of matches and cant bring myself to message one
>22 yo virgin
Give me one reason not to kill myself
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>>38475920
I cant for myself except family. That's about it, but they'd be bette off without me so... none, I guess
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I'll take "good looking and /fit/" for 200, Alex
If you kys I swear to god senpai I will piss on your grave
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>>38475920
If you're not lying and got 100s of Tinder matches you must be /fit/
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>i was around 13ish
>uncut
>had no idea i could retract my peepee skin
>just heard about it from a friend
>"yeah anon, its really easy, should just slide right back"
>get home
>find the right time to give this thing a go
>begin to pull back
>don't get very far before i can't pull any further without inflicting 'damage'
>wtfthiswasntpartoftheplan.jpg
>pull a bit harder
>notice the end is very red, and begin to bleed as i pull
>give up
>fastfoward a few years
>i decide this isn't normal
>hop on ye olde google.
>turns out it's probably pinhole phimosis
>spend months trying to stretch the foreskin.
>typically either forget to stretch for one day and end up back at square one or accidentally break the skin, again taking me back to square one.
I don't know how to fix this, and i fear that once i actually get gf, she'll just leave because of my peepee.
Help
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Another uncut mongrel with a damaged dick, what a surprise.
t.cut master race, not even a jew so fuck off
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Retards like you lend credence to the argument that circumcision is hygienically superior
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>>38475905
go to doctors. they give you steroid cream. it loosens skin. done in a week.
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>roastie refuses to smile for 40 years to prevent wrinkles
>still looks old anyways
Did she just BTFO herself?
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>>38475898
I'd say she looks 40. Not attractive, but well aged if that's possible
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Wrinkles on a MILF are part of the appeal.
Bitch doesn't know shit.
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>>38475922
She's 50 in that photo, I agree she looks younger, but it wasn't worth all the trouble.
She didn't even smile when she birthed her own children.
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You're in the club and this guy runs you over with his mobility scooter and slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do , robots?
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God I hate that fat fuck so much
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>>38475865
He's now a fat cuck too.
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>>38475865
Why Boogie is a legitimately cool guy, you ever seen the his videos where he talks about real life stuff?
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What's the name of the Middle Eastern version of Chad?
Hamza? Zayn? Abdullah?
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>>38475737
probably muhammad
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Also female Arab version of Stacey.
Mariam? Idk bros help me out here
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>>38475784
I know two Arabic girls named Layla. Both are sluts.
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Trap threads and other gay shit belong in /lgbt/ and should be deleted. Prove me wrong.
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>>38475699
/lgbt/ is a blue board, which is retarded.
Until that changes, they should go to /b/.
Or best of all, they should go where they really belong, /trash/.
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>>38475699
/lgbt/ is a blue board and this one has no set topic, meaning it's completely fair game to have them here. If you don't like it, deal with it.
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>>38475743
Well if this is a board with no topic and you can post whatever you want why cant i post pictures of myself? Mods should do the same thing with gay shit and make them go to /soc/