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Wanting to have sex with traps is gay. You are willing to have sex with a femenine looking guy, that is gay.

It's less gay then wanting to fuck a normal guy, but it's NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT.

They have a PENIS. You want to fuck their ass while it waves around, that's fucking gay. There is literally no two ways about it, if you try and argue you're just a insecure closet-gay fag.
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Be rational and objective - its true - girls live on easy mode. Give examples and ill give you some more examples.
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Dubs. A good sign for a rational bread
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>>38201011
Periods don't sound very easy. Nor does sucking at sports, being frowned upon for having a lot of sex, being less intelligent, etc.

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>tfw you and your day ones's tote pipes in the field, pop mogs, smoke goofies and scope opps, then you leave them stanking and bluster their tooka pack.
I'm the only robot who knows this feel right?
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preach brother. iktf

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[sees your dad dropping you off with application in hand]
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A cost effectices a key element - in to achievels of quality foundament and needs, and flexibility. Humance of our full inconce of the high leaders a likely critive leve resour companies, systems, and man resour company's cost effecticed assume res, systems, and the commitment. A come ared marketplace of pership and company. We recognize the markedly. Integically importantal. People advant to the company. Integically improductices ared by will demanagement - in quality, company. World-class cost eff
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>I want pure virgins
>Why wont women settle for Robots.

You know you can't have it both ways.
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>>38200837
But I'll do whatever it takes to have one besides give up my own virginity.

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why is the word potato used as an adjective a negative thing to say about somebody? like couch potato, or potato as is. wtf english?
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ancient Irish backlash that has lasted through the ages
fuck those potato niggers
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>>38200901
this is a christian server no swearing
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A potato is an ugly, short, and lumpy vegetable that if sentient and had human-level intellect, would be retarded. At least, that is how I imagine it.

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sundown
don't be hangin round
cause the cowboy'll blow you away
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>tfw lost all my financial aid in college due to failing my classes twice
ayylmao get fucked normie taxpayers
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>>38200739
I'll never understand squandering an opportunity like this desu.
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>>38200739
same, a few years later I paid off my debt but I have no degree and only worked low end wagecucking jobs
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>>38200777
I managed to fuck up completely due to not being ready for college and having emotional issues, I just stopped caring completely at this point, down the rabbit hole I go!

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Does one insult a south asian with nigger, shitskin, or chink?
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I don't think any of those will work, brah. South Asians have no concept of shame.
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>nigger, shitskin

if you're east asian, these can apply, otherwise gook is probably your best bet
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>>38200781
east asia is China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia, and Thailand. only chink would work there.

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>have time warner cable as a kid
>channel 35 was a well known porn channel
>watch it everyday
>80% of it was Japanese girls
>now that Asian girls are popular Im grouped in with yellow fever faggots

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU
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>go to store
>get snackage
>"that'll be 2 dollars sir"
>tell him "actually that one costs 75 cents"
>"oops, that'll be 2.25"
>pay
>leave
>want to die
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>feel lonely
>decide to get a girlfriend
>remember that I'm not six feet tall, or handsome, or suave, and that I don't make six figures or drive, and that therefore I'm just an entitled loser who doesn't even deserve companionship from an ugly girl
>feel lonely

Who else /cripplingfeelingsofinadequacy/ here?
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>>38200592
This is what's happening en mass now, there's no need to be ashamed, it's just your genetics. Women will breed with a nigger who looks like a rapper so it's not your fault.
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>>38200623
Yeah, but man, you'd think I'd at least be able to get a girl less attractive than me.
You're not even allowed to desire a girlfriend, or else you're "Desperate".

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Random stuff the wife says.

1. I filled both bottles!

2. That's alot of cream in my milk

3. Idk which tit to use they both feel the same
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I'm looking for a girl that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in bed. It's so I can attract girls on my snapchat through social proof. It has to look like we're just chilling and you took a snapchat of us 'without me noticing', there's no need to be naked or anything. The picture will only be visible to like 40-50 people on my list who all live in europe.

i'll pay you $150. Reason I'm posting here is because I'm not having luck on craigslist. In the next few weeks I'll be in NYC, phoenix, palm springs and santa monica. Let me know if you're down.
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Thats the most desperate thing I read all night.
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>>38200573
What the fucking oreganolo
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>>38200573
>social proof

To who, exactly? If you can't get a girl then there is no point.

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