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Only white man in Puerto Rico here. Got some nice pics of the clouds rolling in for Irma's arrival. Got my food, water, and flashlights ready. Anyone else /hurricane/?
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>>39540013
If that anon from omegle is lurking, here's the thread I was talking about
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>>39540080
Got a bit of blue. Won't be seeing that for awhile.
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Thats all for now. Not much at the moment, but if this thread doesn't die i'll post more as it gets worse. Supposed to make landfall tomorrow. Hope I don't die down here robots.

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*blocks your path*
>>"You ain't goin nowhere white boy!"
*locks door*
>>"Big girls need seminal reparations too anon!~ Whip out that big white dick!"
What do you do?
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>>39539902
Crawl out the window and go down the fire escape. There's no way that much WUHMUNN can follow me there.
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Fight my way out. There's no way that much flab can hold out for long.
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>>39539902
throw some foodstamps on the ground and run
My genes are too good to be wasted on a humpback

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Why are all women lesbians? Is it the jews?
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>>39539823
Because due to western society and media, women are seen as inherently sexual. Women are also chastised less for being gay or bisexual, because lesbian sex and porn can appeal to the straight male audience.
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>>39539907
>western society and media
So, jews?
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>>39539823
It's hilarious watching YOU pretend that you have any knowledge about women at all>>39539907

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>Be me taking police exam
>One question asks what you would do if your partner asked you to plant drugs in a car
>Pick the answer that says refuse but don't tell your superiors
>Another question asks what to do if your partners shoots someone because he thought they had a gun but they didn't and he asked you to back his story that he shot the guy because he had a knife and was charging and plants a knife in the victims hand
>I picked the answer that I would back my brother in blue
>Get my final score and it's a zero
>I call and demand answers and they tell me if you get either of those questions wrong it's an automatic fail
>I start arguing with the guy

Why did I fail? I said I would back them if shit goes down but it sounds like they want rats who will snitch on them.
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you don't admit that fool
you just do it
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>>39539800
How would they know I'd really do it if I don't tell them? It makes no fucking sense
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>>39539820
because they'd fire you if you did

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>tfw no interests or hobbies
What the fuck do I do?
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See a doctor and begin the journey to get your clinical depression under control
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>>39539785
I'm already on Prozac
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>>39539765
watch south park

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What are some simple things that give your life purpose and stop you from killing yourself?

Pic related; it's a dandelion I grew from seed 11 years ago. If I killed myself, who would water it?
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Plant it outside, it will grow by itself
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>>39539773
I never thought of that.

Well, off to buy some rope I guess then.
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Music. No matter how shit things get I can always open fl studio and make a song or two and distract myself through creativity.

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My imuoto just made some pecan and chocolate cookies and gave me some. Is your imuoto also nice to you, robots?
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>>39539673
my imuoto screams at me and is always mean.
she does get my autism though, which is nice since she can tell shit to my mom which i cant myself
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The fuck is an imoto?
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>>39539673
>>39539768
>>39539788
ITS SPELLED "IMOUTO" YOU BAKA GAIJINS

who /chad with catfish gf/ here?

>tfw going on nice dates and spoiling ourselves with the paypal/venmo money she gets from her army of orbiters on discord/steam etc.

>she gets whatever steam game she wants and only plays with her orbiter for an hour so make them happy and then gets bored and plays with them me instead

>tfw we read and laugh together at the chatlogs and faggy messages her internet "bfs" sent her

>tfw i finish after a long night of fucking her and she's completely passed out and i see her phone lit up with a discord notification dated an hour ago from one of her internet bfs/orbiters sending her a "you must be asleep, love you " message

>these guys literally go head over heals to even get a few messages a day from her and are willing to send her $100 a week MINIMUM in cash or amazon stuff just for her attention mean while I get free unlimited access to her

>we have multiple vacations planned from her internet cuck bfs and orbiters willing to spend money on plane tickets and hotels for both of us thinking they are going to meet up with her but we're just gonna ditch them when we get there

Fellow catfishes and chads with catfish gf's post your feels in here. Feel free to discuss your paypal hauls for this week and in general laugh at internet orbiters
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Post proof. Lets see the money transfers.
Oh right, you're full of shit.
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>>39539649
What feels do you have? Sounds like you're living the dream Senpai.
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>>39539649
I refuse to believe this is real, who the fuck would be rich and desperate enough to plan an entire fucking vacation for some random girl they met on a game. It would be cheaper to just have an escort over, at least there, you'll be guaranteed a fuck.

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fellow whitebros, when did you decide to make the switch from white women to asian?
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>>39539617
Asian are probably okay if they're straight from Asia, but the Westernized ones are just as bad as white women, if not worse
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when i realized traps were gay
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>>39539617
>implying my sorry ass could ever get an asian girl
I've literally been fucking fat/damaged white girls only. When can I ascend to the next level of gf?

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Because the last one didnt go ad expected, lets have another comfy loli thread.
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>>39539564
sexualized lolis are degenerate, kill yourself anon
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have you ever read lolita by Nabokov anon?

I picked it up again recently but it just makes me feel a little depressed, I wish I could write to that level. the ERP/roleplay I could produce would be next level
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>>39539597
its not degenerate, try proving me wrong

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Are people with BPD the perfect boyfriends/girlfriends?

>fixated on you and ready for marriage from very early on
>passionate beyond words
>seductive and charming
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>>39539557
Hell no
>First girlfriend claimed to have bpd
>Incredibly controlling, needy
>3rd girlfriend definitely had bpd
>Insulted me for no reason, had no self esteem
At least they were both hot
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>>39539557
Depends what you mean by BPD.
>bipolar disorder
Yes.
>borderline personality disorder
No.
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>>39539557
Until our opinion of you turns around and we freeze you out, lose interest, or abandon you. Apparently I'm really abusive, I don't think I'm good at relationships.
>>39539680
bpd is only ever used to refer to borderline personality disorder because acronyms are commonly used for personality disorders in psychiatry, but never for bipolar disorder. Posts like this are so stupid.

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If women are having so much sex now why are there so many male virgins?
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>>39539547
There aren't that many. This board concentrates them.
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>>39539566
>There aren't that many.
citation needed
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This board can be considered as virgins coming out of the closet, most guys unironically don't get laid untill late 20s - early 30s, at which point jaded burn out whore starts panicing and traps him and live in constant self lie, denial and cluelessness.

Truth is that few alpha males fuck shitton of girls, while most guys live in constant frustration, pressure and don't know what the fuck is wrong with them and also lack bay like 4chan where people are at least offered a "red pill" to explain what's going on. Society tells them that they should be naturally good with girls and "Just be urself lmao :)".

Sad truth is that evolutionary society doesn't need 50% of males for reproduction. It does need them for upbringing of alpha offsprings though. The statistics speaks for itself - 70% of fathers live with other guy's child.
>b-but it's some evolutionary bro science
Except it's literally true and fully explains all the tendencies that take place.

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Why don't you try lowering your standards? That fatty girl in 3rd grade noone talked to? she could have been your gf
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>>39539515
Lowering your standards is like surrendering in fight, unacceptable.
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>>39539515
How about girls lower their standards? I, like most men, already don't ask for much
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I have two standards:
>not fat
>not ugly
IT'S NOT THAT HARD

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ITT: post your most embarrasing high school story
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>>39539475
i dated the school crazy/whore
SHe had BPD
everyone told me not to do but i still did and she fucked me up terribly i was 14 dating a 17 year old, she was abusive publically everywat possible and immascualted me everyway possible...i was with her for 9 months til she got tired of cheating on me and me crying over it and just left
she was the biggest regret of my life
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>>39539592
>i was with her for 9 months til she got tired of cheating on me and me crying over it and just left

holy shit dude this is the most pathetic thing I've read today
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>>39539475
>there's this cute girl in my class
>find out she's into anime
>get so excited I start getting really anxious when she's around
>try to talk to her but it's very clear she doesn't want anything to do with me
>got CHADED last year, started wearing dreadlocks and listening to reggae

That's why I'm so jaded towards women.

Does anyone else lie to people about their favorite color? my favorite color is green, but only a specific shade of green, so I tell people that it's blue. it's better because in the future if they were going to buy me something, and they thought about my favorite color, and they got me something in barf green, I would never use/wear it.
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>>39539441
you have to be at least 18 to post here original
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>>39539470
Agreed.

Besides purple is objectively best colour.
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>>39539441
I wear almost all black and dress like a punk asshole.

But my favorite colors are pink and pastels.

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